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I’d spotted Scarlette’s profile on AWank as soon as it went up and thought to myself “what do we have here then” as I just can’t help myself when it comes to size 8 blue eyed blondes.

Being honest with myself her being a newbie to AWank with a very sparse profile had me thinking she was TGTBT. Saying that her number was clearly visible on her profile and when I put this in my phone a Whatsapp profile image appeared that showed a very attractive lass.

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The short version.

A piss poor punt with a lass who was unenthusiastic and appeared to be disinterested.

The booking process.

Scarlette responded quite quickly to my initial enquiry with an invitation to ring her. So I rang her and we had a nice chat on the phone. My stall was laid out and the time and place agreed. I made a specific point about OWO and she agreed to provide this for an extra £30 on the understanding that I was clean and shaven/waxed.

Not quite as simple as I like it as there was a bit of toing and froing about the OWO but we got there in the end.
 
GAME ON !!!

The waiting game.

Damn she’s a chatty one which came as a surprise to me. No issue with confirming services in writing, dress request etc which did set my mind at ease.

The Venue.

A sensible hotel in the centre of Nottingham.

First I am going to describe her.

Scarlette is the archetypal blue eyed blonde bombshell. Well actually she’s a brunette and her hair is dyed blonde. Fuck me this lass is fit. She describes herself as very attractive and that IMHO is correct. She is a slim but curvy size 8/10 lass, I reckon she weighs no more than 9 stone, with a 32-26-34 figure that I thought was to die for. Her tits are naturals and seem to be the C cup that is claimed. IMHO she’s 5’3” of sex on legs. She’s a gym bunny as I found her to be nicely toned whilst retaining an hourglass figure and I couldn’t find any excess on her whatsoever. Fuck me what an arse she’s got, it’s peachy and nice and firm.
 
Facially I found her to be really attractive. I’d go so far as to say that she’s top shelf material and definitely model pretty, she really is IMHO a head turner. Her look really did it for my, she is one sexy woman and I proper fancied her.
 
Scarlette has some small discreet tattoos and she also has pierced ears and navel.
 
Age wise I reckon that the 22 stated is about right.

Now for the interesting bit. There’s no way the lass pictured on Scarlette’s AWank is her, least not the 2 pictures that include a “head shot” as a reverse image search shows that they have been “stolen” from a German model. This didn’t bother me as I’d seen her WhatsApp profile picture, this has subsequently been removed, and the lass in that WhatsApp picture is definitely the lass that was in the room.

The meeting.

On the morning of the punt I shaved my bollocks and then went to work. The chatting by text with Scarlette went on until just after dinner. With a good few hours to go she confirmed the room number and location.

So I set off with time to spare and parked up in one of the many Nottingham city centre car parks with just short of 15 minutes to go. I then let Scarlette know I was there and got the come on down

I was into that hotel like a ferret that had the scent and made my way to the room.

Scarlette did the usual hiding thing and OMFG is all I can say for the sight infront of me. She was wearing the one piece that’s in her 1st profile picture and damn did she look good as my eyes popped out on stalks and I thought to myself hell yes. Have I said she’s fit ?? Well fuck me she’s absolutely gorgeous, least I thought she was, and I told her so.

Scarlette then approached me and I leant in for a kiss. Not the full on snog I had been promised as it was all lips and no tongue whatsoever. She’s got really plump, albeit filled, lips.

I again confirmed services and into the shower I went. I exited the shower in my birthday suit and Scarlette asked for payment which I gave her minus the £30 for OWO as I made a point that she would get that if her cock sucking was upto scratch.

Then it began as Scarlette inspected my cock, announced she was happy with my hygiene, and gave me excellent head whilst sitting on the bed with me stood infront of her. There was plenty of spitting and licking which I like, as she worked her way up and down ¾’s of my shaft, and TBH if she’d have kept going there’s no doubt I would have CIM. Knowing this wasn’t on offer I stopped her and suggested it was time for a licking. Scarlette removed her one piece, have I said how damned good her body is, and lay on her back. I straddled her and went for a kiss which was rejected as she turned her head away. HMMM !!! So off licking I went. Lovely responsive clean pussy with small labia and quite a pronounced clit. In with a finger, she was initially quite dry, and fuck me did she get wet as I licked and slobbered away. FFS she then started making this annoying moaning noise which I ignored as I worked away on her. Scarlette then had a shuddering orgasm all over my face. Let’s put it another way if she’s a faker she had me fooled. She then just lay there and said nothing. So I suggested it was my turn as my cock had melted while I had been paying her attention. She then asked me “Why are you not hard ??” as she also asked “Don’t you fancy me ??” which was a little off putting as I’d already made it quite clear that I did.

Anyway she asked me to lay on the bed and sucked my cock to life and then it was condom time. Scarlette squatted above me and gave me a fucking as she took hold of the headboard and slammed into me. Then she stopped and says to me “Why’ve you not cum yet ??” to which of course I responded “Because I’m not finished yet” as I then requested a position change to reverse cowgirl. This was refused with the comment “You’re too big so it will hurt”. WTF she’d just given me a right slamming as she squatted on me. So I asked for doggie which got the same response. She then lay on her back and told me to go ontop BUT stated I’d have to be gentle with her as her pussy was now very very sore. WTF I’m thinking but the sight of that body as she lay on her back touching herself was enough for me to go along with her. So I slid into her and again attempted a kiss which was refused. She then lay there like a sack of spuds and started to make the most ridiculous moaning noises. Again she asked me why I hadn’t cum yet. There’s nothing that annoys me more than a lass who complains that I ain’t cum fast enough so I took my time and eventually filled the bag buried balls deep within her.

Clock said we were just short of 45 minutes in.

I now asked her what the problem was and if she was OK to continue. Scarlette said that actually she was and offered me a massage. This I declined and instead said I give her one. I allowed this to go on for 10 minutes and then asked her to get back to sucking my cock. Again her cock sucking really was superb. FFS then she again started to complain about being sore so I said fine we’ll cut the session short and you can give me back some cash. No surprises that her attitude changed as she handed me another condom and said that sex again would be fine.

On with the condom as she again squatted above me and proper gave me a fucking. She was proper clamping on my cock in an attempt to make me cum BUT the fake moaning she was making really was off putting. She then stopped and told me she was unable to continue as she was just too sore.

A time check told me we had 10 minutes left on the clock. Somewhat annoyingly instead of letting me go for a shower the cheeky twat got in there herself. I then showered and got dressed.

Before leaving I told her in no uncertain terms how disappointed I was with her service and the cheeky cunt had the nerve to say to me “You pay for my time not what happens” which admittedly is correct but somewhat of a slap in the face. This was then followed up with “well my next booking is only for ½ an hour so he’ll be gone in no time” which told me everything I needed to know about this lasses lack of regard for her clients.

The money bit.

I paid Scarlette £180 for 90 minutes of her time and an extra £30 for her to suck my dick properly.

In conclusion.

Been a while since I let little brain rule big brain but fuck me is this lass fit. If it wasn’t for the fact that she’s obviously English I’d have to say that I punted with the worst sort of EE. Reflecting on this punt I think she was drunk. The reason I state this is because there was an empty wine bottle on the side and what looked like another one in the bin.

I’m also of the opinion that she’s not new to the game as the way she squatted on me and clamped on me told me she has a level of skill.

Having “said” that regardless of whether she’d had a drink or not there was no reason for her attitude which was absolutely abysmal. FFS I’d held up my side of the “bargain” by turning up shaved and clean and I was at all times, even when expressing my dissatisfaction, polite and civil.

If she’d have accepted my request to cut the booking short I’d have considered a grey but as it is this is IMHO a straight red card.

Last but not least.

The acid test as ever being would I return and my answer is NOT A FUCKING CHANCE.

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A curate's egg this Fishy. In some part she sounds ace. However attitude trumps all for me so I completely understand the red card. I wondered for a moment if she was having an off day but then her comment about the next punter put paid to that.
Also while I was reading your review, I too was thinking that no way is she new to the game. Wonder where she worked before?
Your commitment / addiction to size 8, FAF, blonde TOFTTs is your undoing it seems.

Edit: at the foot of her AW interview against nearest station, it says "Victoria" - Victoria Station was demolished decades ago to make way for the Victoria Centre. Odd!!!
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Thanks for TOFTT Mr Foo,and the warning to steer clear.Sorry it didn't work out as you'd like.

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So, of the three photos she has up on her profile, two are of someone else? That's a big nail in her coffin for me irrespective of the level of service. If she starts out lying about herself, you just know she'll lie about her services too.
Great review. Sorry it was such a crappie punt.

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Sorry to hear about another bad Sherwood review fishy, the red and grey reviews are more common for outsiders with these British Sherwood girls.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Sorry to hear about another bad Sherwood review fishy, the red and grey reviews are more common for outsiders with these British Sherwood girls.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Perhaps it's because we don't dress right.  :scare: :scare:

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So, of the three photos she has up on her profile, two are of someone else?


Correct they are stolen from a German model called Tina Duku.

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Your commitment / addiction to size 8, FAF, blonde TOFTTs is your undoing it seems.


This time yes it was.  :dash: :dash:

Next time who knows.  :unknown: :unknown:


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Perhaps it's because we don't dress right.  :scare: :scare:

Maybe get a Notts country top, see if that changes your fortune.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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This time yes it was.  :dash: :dash:

Next time who knows.  :unknown: :unknown:

I one had a friend with a gambling addiction. That justification you used reminded me of something he said!
Having said that I understand entirely  :thumbsup:


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A beautiful young slim girl who sucked your cock,let you fuck her gave you a shower offered you a  massage..sounds like great booking to me! some people are never satisfied,,,What did you want a evening meal and  breakfast

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A beautiful young slim girl who sucked your cock,let you fuck her gave you a shower offered you a  massage..sounds like great booking to me! some people are never satisfied,,,What did you want a evening meal and  breakfast

What a twat, you wont last long here.   :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

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Spotted this one a while back, and noted the fake pictures. I had already messaged her my punting number, she now texts me when shes working.
Im in two minds bout her: physically sounds great, but bad attitude. I have been known to meet this type of SP in past just to roger them as hard as I can.....haha
Sorry you had a poor meet, many will benefit from your review :hi:

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I have been known to meet this type of SP in past just to roger them as hard as I can.....haha


Yeah me too BUT when a lass starts complaining that's she's sore and you've only just started on her what can you do ??

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....some people are never satisfied....


and some people have very low expectations and seem also to have far too much money.

....What did you want a evening meal and  breakfast


Only on an overnighter.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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A beautiful young slim girl who sucked your cock,let you fuck her gave you a shower offered you a  massage..sounds like great booking to me! some people are never satisfied,,,What did you want a evening meal and  breakfast

As you've yet to post a review it's important to highlight that this is an example of a balanced review. Fishy acknowledges her beauty, and the aspects of her sexual service (e.g. oral) that were positive. However, he also notes aspects of her approach and service that were far from satisfactory. Then weighing these factors up he decided that the punt was overall a negative experience. His punt, his experience, his expense, his opinion.

If you go and meet her for paid sex, then you'll be entitled to review and express your opinions on that experience. Until then it's good forum manners to respect the views and opinions of the current reviewer. If you have already punted her, then you're free to comment on that as long as you don't attempt to discredit the current review.

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A beautiful young slim girl who sucked your cock,let you fuck her gave you a shower offered you a  massage..sounds like great booking to me! some people are never satisfied,,,What did you want a evening meal and  breakfast

How's about you start posting some reviews as you're such an expert.
He stated why he thought it was such a shit punt - fit but poor attitude.

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A beautiful young slim girl who sucked your cock,let you fuck her gave you a shower offered you a  massage..sounds like great booking to me! some people are never satisfied,,,What did you want a evening meal and  breakfast

If you care to place a review, we could pontificate over your experiences :hi:

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If you care to place a review, we could pontificate over your experiences :hi:

Maybe he knows the best prossie in Sherwood for bacon sarnie.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Maybe he knows the best prossie in Sherwood for bacon sarnie.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
Now that is really worth a thread all of it's own.

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Now that is really worth a thread all of it's own.

Well might start it on UKE so you cannot see it.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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I hope i have a right to my opinion! a report was given and in my opinion the girl sounded very accommodating,she was clean,attractive, friendly, and for her to get a negative, it his is right to do so ' but in my humble opinion from his detailed review i thought it unfair. I think sometime's we expect too much from these working girls !!! My review on  Sophisticated Lauren - Derby (Outcall) can be  read

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A beautiful young slim girl who sucked your cock,let you fuck her gave you a shower offered you a  massage..sounds like great booking to me! some people are never satisfied,,,What did you want a evening meal and  breakfast
You're going to give me a bad name unless you change yours immediately  :diablo:

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I hope i have a right to my opinion! a report was given and in my opinion the girl sounded very accommodating,she was clean,attractive, friendly, and for her to get a negative, it his is right to do so ' but in my humble opinion from his detailed review i thought it unfair.

Fishy put the details in times 10 the normal review length, people can make their own mind up after swimming through the excess words.

You seem to care a bit too much about fairness to the girl, was it fair to fishy not getting what he wanted, bearing in mind how much he paid her.
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I hope i have a right to my opinion! a report was given and in my opinion the girl sounded very accommodating,she was clean,attractive, friendly, and for her to get a negative, it his is right to do so ' but in my humble opinion from his detailed review i thought it unfair. I think sometime's we expect too much from these working girls !!! My review on  Sophisticated Lauren - Derby (Outcall) can be  read

Oh dear - where to start with this...
First off your 'review' isn't a review at all - it contains 0 information. Laughable. It's not even in the review section.

Secondly your 'opinion' isn't worth tuppence - you thought it unfair. On who exactly? The WG who charged £150? IMHO if you want a shag & dump there are those on AW who charge a lot less and put a lot more in. The OP was fair - it was a very well written 'review' - see what I did there? I don't expect for a WG to instantly fall in love with me just to provide a service they advertise.

Come back once you've written some proper reviews - until then just keep quiet...

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I hope i have a right to my opinion! a report was given and in my opinion the girl sounded very accommodating,she was clean,attractive, friendly, and for her to get a negative, it his is right to do so ' but in my humble opinion from his detailed review i thought it unfair. I think sometime's we expect too much from these working girls !!! My review on  Sophisticated Lauren - Derby (Outcall) can be  read
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Sorry to hear it was another shit point matey, damn your on a roll with shitty fit babes, imo at £210 for 90 mins i would expect an evening meal, pleasant attitude and a fuck to top all fucks, but thats just my opinion. Top dollar rates deserve a top dollar service, no excuses.
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Sorry to hear it was another shit point matey, damn your on a roll with shitty fit babes, imo at £210 for 90 mins i would expect an evening meal, pleasant attitude and a fuck to top all fucks, but thats just my opinion. Top dollar rates deserve a top dollar service, no excuses.

Aren't I just.  :dash: :dash:


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Oh dear - where to start with this...


Well I thought about calling him a twat and then telling him to fuck off.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Then I decided he wasn't worth the effort. :D :D

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TO answer your question), These are some of the quotes from the posters reviews

Again her cock sucking really was superb'' On with the condom as she again squatted above me and proper gave me a fucking'''' with a 32-26-34 figure that I thought was to die for, hourglass figure  arse she’s got, it’s peachy and nice and firm. Facially I found her to be really attractive she is one sexy woman and I proper fancied her Well fuck me she’s absolutely gorgeous Scarlette then had a shuddering orgasm all over my face''' said actually offered me a massage'''''

'''If we forget to treat an escort like a woman and instead treat her like a peace of meat you will never be contented

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Sounds like she has potential, but needs someone to show her the rope

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Pistols at dawn. YES

With you both calling yourself "Boner" nothing less than a "sword" fight will suffice  :D

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'''If we forget to treat an escort like a woman and instead treat her like a peace of meat you will never be contented

I absolutely agree with the statement, but are you accusing Fishy of this, blaming him for a less than ideal experience, and exonerating the woman of any responsibility?

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With you both calling yourself "Boner" nothing less than a "sword" fight will suffice  :D
Probably too Harvey to call it a rapier :lol:

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I'm not disrespecting anyone i'm just saying that we can sometimes take women for granted especially escorts' We probably don't mean to do it but we do it without thinking 'i'm no exception

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....I'm just saying that women take us for granted especially pro$$ies and they do it without exception....


CORRECTED.  :hi: :hi:

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Sorry to hear about another bad Sherwood review fishy, the red and grey reviews are more common for outsiders with these British Sherwood girls.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
Genuinely interesting perspective VW. Is this actually factual or just another dig at the EMids punters? If true, I have a true interest in group behaviours borne out by statistical analysis of data and I may be able to find reasons which could ultimately help drive insight and therefore better decisions.

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Sorry to hear about another bad Sherwood review fishy, the red and grey reviews are more common for outsiders with these British Sherwood girls.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
What is the % of green, grey & red reviews for EM punters & what are the comparative stats for non EM based punters?

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Did yoU waxed your balls Mrfishyfoo?

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Did yoU waxed your balls Mrfishyfoo?

Nope I shaved them.  :scare: :scare:

Waxing hurts.  :D :D

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Genuinely interesting perspective VW. Is this actually factual or just another dig at the EMids punters?

Even the east midlands punters dig at you and your manipulative ways.  GN2

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funny that.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Would have tagged you in but you are afraid of my posts.




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What is the % of green, grey & red reviews for EM punters & what are the comparative stats for non EM based punters?

I'd be interested to see those stats too, would be quite interesting.

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Fuck me this lass is fit. She describes herself as very attractive and that IMHO is correct

This is a good opportunity for me to share the name of another escort who you folks may have missed since she's not EM based:

Alizee21 (External Link/Members Only)

I'm not exaggerating when I say that she belongs in the pages of Vanity Fair. Very beautiful face. Tremendous jubblies (and all natural). Incredible figure without a hint of fat. Huge labia. And a very nice personality and high level of service to go with it. She actually looks like a supermodel. Her French accent is a bonus too.

I normally only punt in the EM, but I drove two hours to see this one on the back of her pictures on UKE. I must confess to feeling like a bit of a twat for travelling so far to see her, but it was well worth it. She's the only escort who I'd see regularly.

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This is a good opportunity for me to share the name of another escort who you folks may have missed since she's not EM based:

Alizee21 (External Link/Members Only)

I'm not exaggerating when I say that she belongs in the pages of Vanity Fair. Very beautiful face. Tremendous jubblies (and all natural). Incredible figure without a hint of fat. Huge labia. And a very nice personality and high level of service to go with it. She actually looks like a supermodel. Her French accent is a bonus too.

I normally only punt in the EM, but I drove two hours to see this one on the back of her pictures on UKE. I must confess to feeling like a bit of a twat for travelling so far to see her, but it was well worth it. She's the only escort who I'd see regularly.

Mikes been putting everyone off with his arse-licking of her on UKE.  :vomit:

Nice tout  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:  , why not review ?
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Mikes been putting everyone off with his arse-licking of her on UKE.  :vomit:

Nice tout  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:  , why not review ?
Wassamatter sweetie pie, is VW missing me missing him on UKE? Well I'm not unblocking you on there until you apologise for your troll-like stalking. No good sulking, you know what you need to do  :sarcastic:

I did the same journey the day afterwards to visit Alizee. You can be sure I will be posting a full MTB review in the NE section. Thanks VW for allowing me the opportunity to promote this forthcoming masterpiece to what you call, here there and everywhere, "my backslappers". :sarcastic:

You are a godsend to every flash cunt on here. :drinks:

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Wassamatter sweetie pie, is VW missing me missing him on UKE? Well I'm not unblocking you on there until you apologise for your troll-like stalking. No good sulking, you know what you need to do  :sarcastic:

I did the same journey the day afterwards to visit Alizee. You can be sure I will be posting a full MTB review in the NE section. Thanks VW for allowing me the opportunity to promote this forthcoming masterpiece to what you call, here there and everywhere, "my backslappers". :sarcastic:

You are a godsend to every flash cunt on here. :drinks:

Hey Mr Bridger will she be blogging about you in sync with your review, have you sent it to her for editorial permission yet?

Keep me on ignore, its very pleasant without your replies, bet you peek anyway or a back slapper reports back.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Keep me on ignore, its very pleasant without your replies, bet you peek anyway or a back slapper reports back.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
Mr B comment Virtually Wasted on me - who?

Your arrogance betrays you VW - why would I peek? You have nowt of interest to say to me on that forum. Nowt!  :sarcastic: