Green Remedies Charlton st Euston London

[jackscotty]

Venue:
Green Remedies- pass by it a few times but never went in.... have tried siam up the road a few times with no
Chartlton st (15 i think)
massage:
1 hour £45 for relaxing

girl:
Can't remember her name but she works there Monday and Tuesday. She told me she wasn't working there
got undressed and lay down...no towel but i don't mind....she comes in and i hear her gasp when she sees me (I'm lieing down)
She asked what kind of massage... i say relaxing and soft... i normally go for deep tissue but variety is spice of life.
She proceeded to massage me back, arm and over my ass a few times.... i make sure my legs are open as much as possible and still be relaxed....
Good relaxing back massage...
Then starts on my legs....
Teasing my balls first then her finger stroking me as she massages my inner thigh....
When i moan gently to encourage...she strokes it more....
Cupping it in her hand....
Moving up and down....
Her fingers gliding up and down it
Teasing it just the way i like it...
Then whispering to turn over....

I'm big thick and hard and she says "you want more"...
I say what is more....
She says tell me what you want....
I can see she wants my cock...
I say body to body...she says £60... i said £40
Then she says £80 for blowjob... i wasn't expecting that... she seems innocent but curious...
Then i grab her between her legs and with my other hand slap my cock against it... saying i want this in you...
She said £100... i try haggling but fuck it... I'm  already hard....
She lies me down.... strips (keeps jeans on by her ankles).... gives me massage around my cock.... then hj.... then bj....
I start rubbing her clit then fingering her and rubbing her clit with one finger... i try a second finger but she says her pusdywtoo tight... to which i said "how will you handle this?" Flicking my cock towards her
She suck it nicely.... making it harder... i rub her gspot faster and faster.... she makes me stop because she want me to fuck her.... she turn doggy style... easing my cock*(with condum she has put on it)...
She is too tight for my cock at first and she has to ease me in slowly in and out of her until all of me fits...
She is so tight but feel amazing.... i fuck her good and hard and eventually cum...

He cleans me and continues with massage... me facing front now...
She plays with my cock now and again saying it is so big and thick.... say "my pussy small, your cock very big for me"

I say "you just need more practice with it" she says she want it more...


Conclusion
I would and will go back again...
Sexy cute girl
Good massage with plenty of teasing... she trys a lot to get you hard..
Great extras if a little expensive...

Cons:
A little expensive
Didn't get her number
English not
not much bargaining

[NoHo]

yeah  ok

[Sinz]

Thanks for the review OP, keep them coming

[Callisto]

Hope you're having a good day on the Green Remedies reception desk.  Sounds like it's a bit slow.

[LLPunting]

Yup, tout much?

No name, no description 
That shop is part of a chain and from what I  recall the extras are always pricey.  And for that price there are plenty of good SPs for less or same who do same or more.

Ho hum, still not gonna check it out

[sparkus]

Went in after seeing this, only old hags on. Avoid like plague.

[Sinz]

Went in after seeing this, only old hags on. Avoid like plague.

Thanks for the warning Sparkus

To the OP, evident that you are a tout !  Get outta here !!

[hawai5o]

Whenever i read £100 for a quick fuck at a shop,  i read it as touting ,inflating prices ." She said £100... i try haggling but fuck it... I'm  already hard..."

[Ozy84]

Well that backfired scotty 

[peter296]

A lot of it sounds like a story, and fiction anyway

[always_horny]

At least is was an entertaining read. 

[Titti Tatti]

Agree reads to good to be true.  Have they changed name in past 11 months or are there 3 places in Chalton St?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=123173.0 

[Enjoy Fun 22]

Called in last night as no one free OR Baker Street. Not good. Stripped down and the an older lady enter constantly chewing gum ugh. Massage ok with light touches turned over. HJ done all ok as I was busting with a load. Still chewing bubble  gum.

Paid and left. Place has gone down hill since I last went 6 months ago . One to avoid now . Only good point it’s near station

[sparkus]

Called in last night as no one free OR Baker Street. Not good. Stripped down and the an older lady enter constantly chewing gum ugh. Massage ok with light touches turned over. HJ done all ok as I was busting with a load. Still chewing bubble  gum.

Paid and left. Place has gone down hill since I last went 6 months ago . One to avoid now . Only good point it’s near station

I think this belongs in the massage shop thread mate.

[BillGoldberg]

Venue:
Green Remedies- pass by it a few times but never went in.... have tried siam up the road a few times with no
Chartlton st (15 i think)
massage:
1 hour £45 for relaxing

girl:
Can't remember her name but she works there Monday and Tuesday. She told me she wasn't working there
got undressed and lay down...no towel but i don't mind....she comes in and i hear her gasp when she sees me (I'm lieing down)
She asked what kind of massage... i say relaxing and soft... i normally go for deep tissue but variety is spice of life.
She proceeded to massage me back, arm and over my ass a few times.... i make sure my legs are open as much as possible and still be relaxed....
Good relaxing back massage...
Then starts on my legs....
Teasing my balls first then her finger stroking me as she massages my inner thigh....
When i moan gently to encourage...she strokes it more....
Cupping it in her hand....
Moving up and down....
Her fingers gliding up and down it
Teasing it just the way i like it...
Then whispering to turn over....

I'm big thick and hard and she says "you want more"...
I say what is more....
She says tell me what you want....
I can see she wants my cock...
I say body to body...she says £60... i said £40
Then she says £80 for blowjob... i wasn't expecting that... she seems innocent but curious...
Then i grab her between her legs and with my other hand slap my cock against it... saying i want this in you...
She said £100... i try haggling but fuck it... I'm  already hard....
She lies me down.... strips (keeps jeans on by her ankles).... gives me massage around my cock.... then hj.... then bj....
I start rubbing her clit then fingering her and rubbing her clit with one finger... i try a second finger but she says her pusdywtoo tight... to which i said "how will you handle this?" Flicking my cock towards her
She suck it nicely.... making it harder... i rub her gspot faster and faster.... she makes me stop because she want me to fuck her.... she turn doggy style... easing my cock*(with condum she has put on it)...
She is too tight for my cock at first and she has to ease me in slowly in and out of her until all of me fits...
She is so tight but feel amazing.... i fuck her good and hard and eventually cum...

He cleans me and continues with massage... me facing front now...
She plays with my cock now and again saying it is so big and thick.... say "my pussy small, your cock very big for me"

I say "you just need more practice with it" she says she want it more...


Conclusion
I would and will go back again...
Sexy cute girl
Good massage with plenty of teasing... she trys a lot to get you hard..
Great extras if a little expensive...

Cons:
A little expensive
Didn't get her number
English not
not much bargaining

You should be a published author
Your 'talents' are wasted on here

 

[sparkus]

You should be a published author
Your 'talents' are wasted on here

 

How do you know several of us aren't writing reverse Belle du Jour novels based on our experiences and what we read here?

Shit, given the game away!