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Offline charles335

First review from a long time lurker

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Saw this lady a few weeks at her home.  She meets you around the corner first so as not to attract attention.

What did I think?  On the whole good to very good - 7/10 I guess.  You have to ignore the total mess around the house itself and focus on the rest.  She's attractive, very enthusiastic, and seems to offer everything that her profile says without question or tooth sucking "that's extra" type rubbish. Really seems to enjoy herself too - e.g. there was none of that half baked kissing which some seem to think qualifies as FK.  She's also likeable and seems genuine, which to some (incl me) is important - don't think she's someone who lines up 10 a day and then goes through the motions every time.

Negatives?  For those who care about this, she's not in the best of shape. Mostly around the tummy area, and mostly made up for in a decent range of services at a price that makes some others look very expensive.

Verdict.  Would I see again?  I think so yes.  She's not always the easiest to get hold of, but clearly has other things going on in her life so not surprising, but definitely worth a return visit (first one was a bit brief) for round two. 

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She meets you around the corner first so as not to attract attention.

That simply doesn't make sense, meeting clients on the street corner and then walking back to her house with them is going to attract far more attention than a client simply knocking on the door.

Offline Sparta Prada

59 positive reviews racked up in 5 months. Hmm...

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Offline nigel4498

59 positive reviews racked up in 5 months. Hmm...

Guessing you mean 59 positive ratings on her profile.

Offline Sparta Prada

Guessing you mean 59 positive ratings on her profile.

Yes on the AW profile. That seems to be an awful lot of positives in five months. But we all know that AW ratings are not necessarily kosher.

Offline Sedition

Saw her a little while ago, been meaning to review her but atm I only browse here on my phone so lengthy posts are a bit of a pain-apologies.
On the whole I’d agree with that review- a few differences in details, but essentially the same.
Will try and post later

Offline linkburn

£80 for 30 min for a bit of a chunker doesnt seem like VFM?

Offline computergeek

But we all know that AW ratings are not necessarily kosher.
I can vouch for 1 of those- being a wuss and a lazy bastard about paperwork, I just haven't summoned the balls /motivation to write a review..

Yon OP speaks wisdom in the review, it's on the button.  The woman has kids, so I reckon the tummy is partly their fault, maybe if she keeps escorting a while it's better than sit-ups?  I kind of stopped caring about it as her enthusiasm made it worth it for me, and I'm a fat bastard myself so I find it easy to not notice that one.

I also got the "park round the corner" instruction- for those who were wondering, she then comes and picks you up in her car, so neighbours just see her car going back and forth.  I did have to look busy tidying the boot up for a few minutes though, so as not to be obviously loitering.

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Thought I would add my comments about this lady.  1st of all  I have seen her twice, which probably says  that I am a satisfied punter, but I do have reservations about her. 

GFEExtraordinaire aka Helen is certainly a different sort of punt from the normal lady on AW.   She is most certainly very British, and I believe educated, from some of the comments and discussions we had. She certainly communicates well with well written messages.   While not a head turning stunner, she certainly has the necessary assets and attractions when in the bedroom.   Probably a case of good conversation and services are just as important to me a size 8 model / made up tart, which she clearly advertises she is not.     By no means unattractive with her hair down and a nice dress.    Her house is in a nice and affluent  part of Woking, in a wooded road with some nice houses around.  Certainly not the typical densely packed road of semi's and flats, with no parking that many escorts reside from.   However her house is certainly in need of a little TLC and I would suggest has lacked maintenance and cleaning over the last few years.  Probably too busy in other areas !  There were piles of clothes and stuff everywhere en-route to the bedroom, and likewise outside.  While the room was ok, it certainly was in need of a lick of paint, clean carpet and some basic repairs.   I suspect the local neighbours, whose houses are all nicely maintained outside, although all setback from the road are probably aware of Helen's activities and hence why she now collects her clients from the end of the road.  I would think her nice residential road is rather quiet during a normal weekday, so a stream of male punters to her house would be rather obvious, but why would this bother Helen, I suspect not.  Her House, Her Body Her rules.

As for Helen, I do believe that she does enjoys sex and has enjoyed a very active fun and sex life prior to becoming a full time escort relatively recently on AW.  As for why she does this, regardless of what she says on her profile surely it has to be to earn a living, and I am sure she if doing very well at it.  Just look at all her feedbacks, in a relatively short time, and then there are probably many punters who have not made an AW  bookings, or made direct contact by phone, or just do not participate in the feedback system.  She clearly advertises her  working times, with extended hours at the weekend 7 days a week every day every month.    And then there is the statement that she is always available for outcalls, outdoor and car meets, which is rather another  unique service she offers.   Just can't imagine how she manages this after all she is a MILF with children.   Lets assume a  minimum of 2 clients a day, 7 days / week could be at least  £2k / week cash, but could easily  be more  Not a bad week's work.  As for the previous comments about  not being in the best of shape' this surprises me with all that up and down stomach exercise she must do each and every day.  Surely  must be reasonably fit to maintain this level of bonking each day !

 From my 1st visit it is interesting to see how her working practices, and procedures for booking  and profile have changed.  Her original profile was quite concise, with a small enjoys list.  Now she is quite specific on how to book and what she expects.  She was rather open and easy when I 1st booked.   She originally put her age down as 43 which I suspect is nearer to the truth than her currently sub 40 age listed.   Her carefully worded strap-line of anal and OWO included in the price certainly makes her one of the best value mature British MILFs on AW.   Helen I assumed has researched her pricing structure, and set them at the right level again adding to her very quick success on AW.   She certainly uses her AW profile well, keeping it always updated and current.  Even her main profile picture of giving a BJ makes her profile standout from the rest, although not a fan of this picture, it clearly says what she likes to do, and I can confirm she does this rather well..   She used to have a nice picture of her in some sexy underwear taken outside by a brick wall that was rather more appealing.  She is certainly rather modest with her gallery pictures, which surprises me and she has certainly remained anonymous by doing so.   I suspect she is on track to becoming one of the south east's most sought after and successful escorts and I feel honoured that I have met her, while her prices are realistic. [Perhaps UKP / AW should devise a leader board system, based on feedback and a voting system]

My 1st booking did take a few exchange messages to get a suitable slot.   I got my hour, so cannot complain, but I am sure there was someone before me and I know there was a punter right after me.   I would certainly describe Helen as a serial escort, one out and the next one in (literally !).  I would describe her as being a 10 a day escort, unlike the previous comments on the subject in this thread.  From her hours she allegedly works, nothing seems to stop her quest for more punters, be it family,  house work or purely socialising.  8am to 10 pm every days.  Poor kids ! (although I am sure they are well looked after financially)

My second visit was outside  of her normal school time hours on a Friday night (Although she allegedly works 8am - 10pm Friday , Saturday and Sunday most weeks )and relatively easy to book.   Like others she collected me in a new car from around the corner.  At least this smelt nice !  I am sure she smokes, although her interview says no, and but  the house smelt of smoke - but she does offer a smoking fetish service, but if this is real, like all the other services on offer, I will have to let other UKP punters discuss and confirm.  During this visit I was convinced there were definitely others in the house, although not unusual,  I did feel uneasy in this case.  Could possibly been her young children in the living room.  I would not put this past Helen,  putting work before home and parental  responsibilities telling them to behave and be quiet while mummy was upstairs working.  I did notice a child's booster seat in the rear of the car, so must assume she has young / small children, which was also apparent by clothes, and toys scattered around the place.  She made a point of keeping the door shut, saying she didn't want the cat coming in.  Half way through she made the excuse to go and get something from elsewhere in the house.  Again door shut and she disappeared for a minute or so.  Surely not to check on the children, dressed as she was, but then I would not put anything past her and her quest to earn and have sex. 
As read on here, on another thread, Helen also works with her partner/husband/friend as a couple offering some quite interesting and very sexually promiscuous practices, under another profile that were pretty unique to Helen and her male partner.   (I had to look up what DV was, which she stated she offered ! ) Although no direct link between the two profiles it was definitely her.  Name, location and pictures including her red and black corset.  They have in the last month of so, closed this couple profile down.  Perhaps just could not handle the work load.  Helen is the only escort I have met that is a true MILF, with children, man and a potentially nice house and new car, yet works as actively as she does.   Can't really imagine a 'normal' husband/partner relationship  really encouraging his lady to work like this, but then I suppose the money at the end of the day has an attraction and Helen is a very mentally strong, and motivated lady who I suspects gets  what she wants when she wants it.  Nothing will get in her way.

Basically summing up, Helen  definitely offers a good GFE with extras, which is why I went back for more, but do I trust her ?.  She is certainly economical with the truth, although convincing, her main aim if purely to get as many punters through her door - tread carefully and enjoy yourself.   I did and will go back for more therapy one day , assuming she can fit me in. So I think we all must commend Helen for her dedication and commitment to this industry, offering a good service at a good price.  Thank You GFEExtraordinaire / Helen / ??

Offline thekman100

Blimey, that was the longest post/non review ever but quite interesting reading.  ;)

After reading this thread, I am completely in two minds whether to add her to my HL or not! lol.

Maybe a plan B.

Cheers.

Offline Jamboney

Fucking hell that’s got to be the longest post ever.

Offline latecomer

I lost the will to live even trying to get through that post.  Can anyone give a summary of what he's saying please?

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I lost the will to live even trying to get through that post.  Can anyone give a summary of what he's saying please?

Summary,

She is not good looking, has a crap body and has a dirty & tatty house in a road that has trees in it, total load of bollocks  :thumbsdown:

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Thought I would add my comments about this lady.  1st of all  I have seen her twice, which probably says  that I am a satisfied punter, but I do have reservations about her. 

GFEExtraordinaire aka Helen is certainly a different sort of punt from the normal lady on AW.   She is most certainly very British, and I believe educated, from some of the comments and discussions we had. She certainly communicates well with well written messages.   While not a head turning stunner, she certainly has the necessary assets and attractions when in the bedroom.   Probably a case of good conversation and services are just as important to me a size 8 model / made up tart, which she clearly advertises she is not.     By no means unattractive with her hair down and a nice dress.    Her house is in a nice and affluent  part of Woking, in a wooded road with some nice houses around.  Certainly not the typical densely packed road of semi's and flats, with no parking that many escorts reside from.   However her house is certainly in need of a little TLC and I would suggest has lacked maintenance and cleaning over the last few years.  Probably too busy in other areas !  There were piles of clothes and stuff everywhere en-route to the bedroom, and likewise outside.  While the room was ok, it certainly was in need of a lick of paint, clean carpet and some basic repairs.   I suspect the local neighbours, whose houses are all nicely maintained outside, although all setback from the road are probably aware of Helen's activities and hence why she now collects her clients from the end of the road.  I would think her nice residential road is rather quiet during a normal weekday, so a stream of male punters to her house would be rather obvious, but why would this bother Helen, I suspect not.  Her House, Her Body Her rules.

As for Helen, I do believe that she does enjoys sex and has enjoyed a very active fun and sex life prior to becoming a full time escort relatively recently on AW.  As for why she does this, regardless of what she says on her profile surely it has to be to earn a living, and I am sure she if doing very well at it.  Just look at all her feedbacks, in a relatively short time, and then there are probably many punters who have not made an AW  bookings, or made direct contact by phone, or just do not participate in the feedback system.  She clearly advertises her  working times, with extended hours at the weekend 7 days a week every day every month.    And then there is the statement that she is always available for outcalls, outdoor and car meets, which is rather another  unique service she offers.   Just can't imagine how she manages this after all she is a MILF with children.   Lets assume a  minimum of 2 clients a day, 7 days / week could be at least  £2k / week cash, but could easily  be more  Not a bad week's work.  As for the previous comments about  not being in the best of shape' this surprises me with all that up and down stomach exercise she must do each and every day.  Surely  must be reasonably fit to maintain this level of bonking each day !

 From my 1st visit it is interesting to see how her working practices, and procedures for booking  and profile have changed.  Her original profile was quite concise, with a small enjoys list.  Now she is quite specific on how to book and what she expects.  She was rather open and easy when I 1st booked.   She originally put her age down as 43 which I suspect is nearer to the truth than her currently sub 40 age listed.   Her carefully worded strap-line of anal and OWO included in the price certainly makes her one of the best value mature British MILFs on AW.   Helen I assumed has researched her pricing structure, and set them at the right level again adding to her very quick success on AW.   She certainly uses her AW profile well, keeping it always updated and current.  Even her main profile picture of giving a BJ makes her profile standout from the rest, although not a fan of this picture, it clearly says what she likes to do, and I can confirm she does this rather well..   She used to have a nice picture of her in some sexy underwear taken outside by a brick wall that was rather more appealing.  She is certainly rather modest with her gallery pictures, which surprises me and she has certainly remained anonymous by doing so.   I suspect she is on track to becoming one of the south east's most sought after and successful escorts and I feel honoured that I have met her, while her prices are realistic. [Perhaps UKP / AW should devise a leader board system, based on feedback and a voting system]

My 1st booking did take a few exchange messages to get a suitable slot.   I got my hour, so cannot complain, but I am sure there was someone before me and I know there was a punter right after me.   I would certainly describe Helen as a serial escort, one out and the next one in (literally !).  I would describe her as being a 10 a day escort, unlike the previous comments on the subject in this thread.  From her hours she allegedly works, nothing seems to stop her quest for more punters, be it family,  house work or purely socialising.  8am to 10 pm every days.  Poor kids ! (although I am sure they are well looked after financially)

My second visit was outside  of her normal school time hours on a Friday night (Although she allegedly works 8am - 10pm Friday , Saturday and Sunday most weeks )and relatively easy to book.   Like others she collected me in a new car from around the corner.  At least this smelt nice !  I am sure she smokes, although her interview says no, and but  the house smelt of smoke - but she does offer a smoking fetish service, but if this is real, like all the other services on offer, I will have to let other UKP punters discuss and confirm.  During this visit I was convinced there were definitely others in the house, although not unusual,  I did feel uneasy in this case.  Could possibly been her young children in the living room.  I would not put this past Helen,  putting work before home and parental  responsibilities telling them to behave and be quiet while mummy was upstairs working.  I did notice a child's booster seat in the rear of the car, so must assume she has young / small children, which was also apparent by clothes, and toys scattered around the place.  She made a point of keeping the door shut, saying she didn't want the cat coming in.  Half way through she made the excuse to go and get something from elsewhere in the house.  Again door shut and she disappeared for a minute or so.  Surely not to check on the children, dressed as she was, but then I would not put anything past her and her quest to earn and have sex. 
As read on here, on another thread, Helen also works with her partner/husband/friend as a couple offering some quite interesting and very sexually promiscuous practices, under another profile that were pretty unique to Helen and her male partner.   (I had to look up what DV was, which she stated she offered ! ) Although no direct link between the two profiles it was definitely her.  Name, location and pictures including her red and black corset.  They have in the last month of so, closed this couple profile down.  Perhaps just could not handle the work load.  Helen is the only escort I have met that is a true MILF, with children, man and a potentially nice house and new car, yet works as actively as she does.   Can't really imagine a 'normal' husband/partner relationship  really encouraging his lady to work like this, but then I suppose the money at the end of the day has an attraction and Helen is a very mentally strong, and motivated lady who I suspects gets  what she wants when she wants it.  Nothing will get in her way.

Basically summing up, Helen  definitely offers a good GFE with extras, which is why I went back for more, but do I trust her ?.  She is certainly economical with the truth, although convincing, her main aim if purely to get as many punters through her door - tread carefully and enjoy yourself.   I did and will go back for more therapy one day , assuming she can fit me in. So I think we all must commend Helen for her dedication and commitment to this industry, offering a good service at a good price.  Thank You GFEExtraordinaire / Helen / ??

So in the 26 minutes between registering and you logging off for the first time you wrote the above. Very impressive Avocet or is that Helen :hi:

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A pretty comprehensive review !   I did get to eventually meet with  Gfeextraordinaire/ Helen a few months ago.  My booking did also take a little exchange of messages to get a suitable slot.  So yes I believe she is a popular lady also evident with her rapid feedback gain.  Would have to agree with Avocet in many areas of his review.  While the house was disorganised (hall / stairs / brief look in kitchen / bedroom) it was certainly fit for purpose. My 1st impression of her house was the pile of rubbish by the garage door.  I got given the address / postcode so parked outside.   I had good service from gfeextraordinaire so I am not complaining.

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Shit every where is normally a poor punt for my view all above write by wg herself !

Offline Stiltskin

Helen, clean your bloody house up! No excuse, if you haven't got time I'm sure you can afford £10 an hour for a cleaner.

Offline Sedition

Well, having seen the girl it all rings true...
But why you have gone to all the trouble of putting this in depth analysis done on paper beats me.
She’s a brass, untidy, English , might have kids, quite enthusiastic, good service, but a bit of a porky minger.
Did I miss anything out?

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Well, having seen the girl it all rings true...
But why you have gone to all the trouble of putting this in depth analysis done on paper beats me.
She’s a brass, untidy, English , might have kids, quite enthusiastic, good service, but a bit of a porky minger.
Did I miss anything out?

Nope you pretty much summed it all up in 4 sentences as opposed to that colossal load of bollocks above  :unknown:

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So in short
Untidy untrim
And unfriendly next door.

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So in the 26 minutes between registering and you logging off for the first time you wrote the above. Very impressive Avocet or is that Helen :hi:

All/ I can assure you I am a real male punter and my review of GFEExtraordinaire is real and genuine.  Yes I composed this offline and cut and pasted into the this thread.   Sorry i made it rather to long for the average member to read but there was much to write about !  Will keep it shorter next time.  Just interested to heart other members experience here, after all this is what this site is all about isn't it ?

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Yes punters views not
W.g.s. views
Helen !!!

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A pretty comprehensive review !   I did get to eventually meet with  Gfeextraordinaire/ Helen a few months ago.  My booking did also take a little exchange of messages to get a suitable slot.  So yes I believe she is a popular lady also evident with her rapid feedback gain.  Would have to agree with Avocet in many areas of his review.  While the house was disorganised (hall / stairs / brief look in kitchen / bedroom) it was certainly fit for purpose. My 1st impression of her house was the pile of rubbish by the garage door.  I got given the address / postcode so parked outside.   I had good service from gfeextraordinaire so I am not complaining.
So you met her a few months ago and have been a member here nearly 2 years. Didn't it cross your mind to make a contribution to the forum by way of a review- it would certainly help the rest of us out and perhaps the OP. The reviews are the life blood of this forum- it would be nice if you could give instead of taking.  :hi:

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I find this odd:

- Park on the street to be collected. If you have punts one after another lined up then its difficult to shower, dress and fetch new punters waiting outside. Just time consuming.

- Looking how quickly the profile reviews have stacked up +70 in 6 months, taking into consideration limited working hours and relative high price.

- On the details part of the profile there is mention of massage with kisses. No details on the massage type.

Overall this seems like some sort of sting operation. Given her popularity there is only one review present.

The more I look into this the stranger it looks, for example I contacted today asked for a slot in afternoon, according to her availability on details page shows finish time of 8pm against the date 7 December however was told instead that she has to go elsewhere to work (second job) or something.  All communication took place via AW email.

Either I am getting paranoid since I am considering a visit or I just need some assurance from actual punters she is genuine.
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Simple book another wg.

Yes exactly, just to update you on my post, she / he / sting, is monitoring this post and as soon as I posted within 15 minutes I received a email to cancel the booking and saying they are monitoring this page on activity - fishy eh. 

To all UK punters be careful - she is not who they say they are. Safety first guys! Thankfully I found this forum and it was clear I nearly made a terrible mistake!
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Yes exactly, just to update you on my post, she / he / sting, is monitoring this post and as soon as I posted within 15 minutes I received a email to cancel the booking and saying they are monitoring this page on activity - fishy eh. 

To all UK punters be careful - she is not who they say they are. Safety first guys! Thankfully I found this forum and it was clear I nearly made a terrible mistake!

I seriously doubt it is a sting operation.

A single WG working out of a location selling sex ISN'T illegal (AW would have been shut down years ago otherwise). However, bizarrely, as soon as it is 2 or people (WGs or Maids), it becomes a brothel and illegal. Despite that offering greater safety for the WGs.

Unless you meant sting/getting robbed???



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Just out of interest, I can say 2 things; I met her 3 times last year, and she was not a sting, she was a very enthusiastic SP. Does anyone know what happened to her? She went from being an AW sensation with lots of feedback, to a deleted profile.

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Just out of interest, I can say 2 things; I met her 3 times last year, and she was not a sting, she was a very enthusiastic SP. Does anyone know what happened to her? She went from being an AW sensation with lots of feedback, to a deleted profile.
You've been here a year and this is the first time you've popped your head above the parapit. Why didn't you do a review last year and inform us as to how good she was. It would have been helpful at the time. :unknown:

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For what it's worth, I might be able to add some helpful details to this story. 

I was - I believe - her first solo punt as she replied to a reverse booking of mine back before I was a member here (I never added a review as her profile had gone by the time I joined this forum).  Normally she played as a couple with her hubby, but she was obviously horny that day.  We met a few times and, like others have stated, she was very enthusiastic to say the least!  She told me that they needed the money and hubby has agreed she could do escorting to make some income.

However, I think her hubby started having issues with the sheer volume of business she was getting - she was packing them in, being a bit of a nympho, and she told me stuff about how hubby was struggling with the fact that they really needed the money but she was almost constantly shagging, often at home with him downstairs.

I also heard - much later on, and shortly before she quit - that at least one one unhappy punter has posted leaflets or something like that all around the neighbours houses and cars calling her out for being an escort, which given where she worked (residential street) had caused an amount of embarrassment and strife.  She didn't know who did it, and was quite shirty with me on the phone (I'd called to make a booking) so I imagine some of her other regulars might have been similarly treated in a general cloud of suspicion and unrest.

Personally from the state of the house I think there were probably money issues generally - it was a biggish place in a nice part of Woking - so my guess is that with all the hassle from neighbours, and the fact she seemed to be the main breadwinner in a way that was causing marital issues, they just upped sticks and left the area.

Whether she turns up somewhere again is interesting to speculate on though, as she really liked to fuck and I can't imagine one man would be sufficient for her!
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Speculation is irrelevant - If she's not advertising sexual services anywhere, unless you have a contact number or email address, let sleeping dogs lie (no pun intended).

She was escorting - now she's not - end of  :unknown:

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Useful comment Darkness. As DrC says"end of matters". :hi: