Was heading to Newcastle to meet friends so booked an hour here before hand.
It's a pretty obvious yellow fronted shop just off the A1 in Swalwell but I don't know anyone locally so not a problem. On arrival was met at the door by someone who clearly wasn't Nikki.
I figured that she would show me through and Nikki would then appear. This lady was on the larger side and seemed pretty disinterested.
She pointed me into a room and told me to undress and cover myself with the towel. I should have just walked but was hanging on to the hope that the towel was not a bad omen and Nikki would do the massage. Wrong on both counts.
The same lady reappeared and shut the door. I thought OK I'll test her. I asked her if she was Nikki, she said yes but on seeing my eyebrows raise then back tracked and said no she was called what sounded like Muh and it was only her second day there. Another bad sign.
The massage started and Muh immediately started driving her thumb and fingers into the bones in the middle of my foot. It hurt like hell and I told her no more whilst keeping my foot out of reach. She laughed and did the same to my other foot. Not impressed.
The rest of the massage was largely OK but on the brutal side. There was nothing remotely sensual about the massage and she did everything possible to ensure no accidental cock contact and that I was covered at all times.
I'd booked expecting to see Nikki and this was not what I had planned.
It got worse. She then poured oil all over my head for a head massage - WTF! At this point I was irritated but remembered the website said there was a shower so at least I could wash off the strong smelling oil that my hair was drenched in.
She suddenly said that's it and started to leave the room quite. Only 50 mins gone on the clock. I asked where the shower was to be told there wasn't one. I'd booked here because the website said there were shower facilities so I could wash off the oil before heading into town.
It's fair to say I will not return and would strongly advise anyone thinking of booking to make sure that you are seeing Nikki. Felt like a waste of £40 because I didn't actually enjoy the massage that much and left without even an accidental swipe lol
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