Sweet.Alexisxx Birmingham

[BustaNut]

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Saw this poor excuse for an escort earlier..........yeah, it was beyond bad.

Phoned to enquire and was promised the world by the maid/pimp. OWO and kissing agreed so a time was set and I set off after a quick shower. The apartment is a well known one located by the Tesco on Bromsgrove Street and I call on arrival.
Up to the apartment and the magic door opens. Girl looks similar to the photos, slim, fake tits, slight trout pout and a nice peachy arse. I'm shown in, asked how long I want and upon payment (£60/30mins) I'm asked to wash my hands. Everything from here was downhill.

Once I'm back in the room, I undress and she walks in a few mins later. I move in for a kiss and she turns her head away. She seems disgusted by me. WTF!!. 
I attempt to ignore this and proceed to try playing with her tits - she immediately moves back and claims they're sore   

She then reaches over for a condom. I politely remind her that she'd agreed owo to which she replies "no, sorry". That's it. Nothing else. Just "no sorry". What follows is the blandest blowjob which I honestly have ever had. I literally felt nothing. I ask her to stop so we could have sex and I tell her to bend over so I can start in doggy. She then applies three squirts of lube to her pussy and one to the condom - I'm never gonna get any traction I think to myself 

I needn't have worried though....she had positioned herself so awkwardly I struggled to get any sort of rhythm going. After a few mins im getting pretty fed up so I ask her to lay flat for prone bone - she flat out refuses and lays on her back. I'm absolutely seething by now but I mount her in mish anyway - I'm actually surprised that I'm still hard at this point!!

After a few strokes in mish she places her hand to try limiting penetration so I lift her legs onto my shoulders and she immediately jumps up and says "no, I don't do that position".
I don't say another word, take off the condom, wipe myself down and proceed to get dressed. She sees that I'm pissed off and asks if she should finish me by hand  I just give her a look of disdain, finish getting dressed and leave.

There. That was it. Shite. And with that latest failure, my punting career is more than likely over. It's not the sole reason, but it's the straw that broke the camel's back.

Oh, and in case you didn't get it from all of the above........she's probably one you'll want to avoid.

 

[Ming]

Damn Busta, I am sorry mate,

I had actually seen the profile and was interested, as she (supposedly) offers, A Level, OWO, DFK and swallow, then I worked out it is the Polish group, so removed from my HL...... I daresay from what you describe there would be absolutely no chance of her opening up her butt and then swallowing a load.

I can completely understand why you would feel like giving up after a punt like that.

Ming 

[Littlefoot]

That sounds fuckin terrible! No wonder your thinking of hanging you're boots up. It really is shit lately, hence one of the reasons for my cross over to the FBSM side of things! 

[alibirmingham]

Wow, I really dodged that bullet. She was one of the ladies i called but couldn't get through to today while looking for a punt. Ended up seeing someone else (review already up) but really feel for you Busta. To walk out without emptying the sack is really saying something.

Beginning to see the Polish group there really are hit and miss. I've had a fair few good punts and a few bad ones but nowhere near as bad as your experience.

Also sorry to hear your hanging up your boots on the punting front, However i dont blame you as the talent in Birmingham is dire and the worst I've ever known it to be.

Hope to see more reviews from you in the future when the talent improves and in the mean time hope to see you in the general discussion side of things.

[MarcT]

 

Ffs everything about that is piss poor. BustaNut you are a legend    I can see why you were attracted to her at first because the AW profile ticks alot of boxes - and to walk took some doing, but good for you, a well deserved Negative for her first review  She or any of that group will never see my wallet.

BustaNut I wish you well with whatever the future brings you 

The quest continues

[legendinho]

I'm very sorry to hear about this. I know you don't want to hear this but I had the same experience as you did last year. She was using a different profile and name I belive Veronica.

I know I should have left a review at the time but her profile  disappeared straight after I seen her.

Another  member pm on Friday to ask about her, I didn't recommend but should have done a review once the new profile came to my attention.

Wish you the best in your new hobby btw

 

[_Rust_]

Sounds like an awful one, had similar myself last year with 'Amazing' Alice from that group, totally understand why you'd want to give up after that.

I'm having thoughts about an extended break myself at the moment, that or doing things very differently for a while.

Good luck Busta 

[smiley9]

Sorry to hear Bustanut as has been well documented on UKP before with this Hit and Miss Group all Comms are done via the maid who promises the earth re: services but doesn't inform the Girl 


     

[Juankerr]

Sorry to hear this BustaNut thanks for the review 

I was aware she is part of the Polish group and knew she'd been here before.

In my opinion one of the worst things a WG can do is turn their head away when you go in for a kiss, especially when kissing was expected  The rest of the meet sounds just as poor 

Its well documented that this group are hit and miss due to the maid taking the bookings and not informing the girls of services agreed and not even telling them the duration of the booking 

I seem to have been very lucky with my visits to the girls of this group, only one not giving services as expected (Sexy.Tori).

I hope that you take some time to consider your punting future before giving it up, your reviews and TOFTT's have been very useful down the years.

All the best, Juan 

[curry]

These poles are getting complainant many years ago it was a guaranteed top notch punt with a pole

[BustaNut]

Thanks for the kind words guys 

As I said in the review though, the shite punt isn't my only reason for wanting to quit.