External Link/Members OnlyOk so this booking was back in early September possibly late August.
Was going through a stressful time and thought I would cheer myself up.with a girl who provides a decent attentive experience
I CALLED Samantha and made a 1 hour booking for £70 she agreed and directed me to a holiday inn hotel she said near Heathrow it was more like the are end of harlseden there was literally nothing around this hotel bar a few houses.
Text to say I had arrived kept waiting for about 10 mins then got a text saying to give her 5 min she was at the shop???
Ended up sitting on a bench outside hotel waiting for a text for about 20 mins (I know should have walked but no plan B and even now I'm still a little wet around the ears arranging bookings)
Saw her walk into hotel and thought ok she will message in a min, about 30 mins after the original booking time was agreed she text room number and asked for my nickname.
Met her in room sorted paperwork she was (semi friendly is the best I can put it) a fair bit chubbier than she looks on profile but it is her.
She is fairly talkative but kept making sounds like she was in pain and asked me if I was on cocaine??
I asked if she was ok she said she had not eaten all day and that's why she was at the shop (ok) then she gave me a half hearted massage on turned me over on with rubber into ow was ok not the best not the worst got me to pop fairly quick in her mouth (coocered) then she kept ask I g in a screechy kind of way that I found annoying "you okee?" She did this a fee times through the booking.
She then kept looking at her phone as if I wasn't even There, then she asked about sex I said ok She gave me a lack lustre hj but due to the attitude, stress I was there to relieve, the annoying "okee?" And kissing about on her phone the little soldier did NOT wasn't to play ball, so she said it's ok we wait a bit and then she made herself NOODLES!!! and ate her dinner with me stark bollox naked on the bed!!
After tried again no ball so I put a neutral as although she didn't really try, i could by get it up waste if £70 really.
Had a shower and made my exit -She did give me an apple on my way out which I refused but she insisted I take it(?) Reminded me a bit of snow white most fucking expensive apple I have bought.
