Frankfurt RLD & FKK SHARKS
As a massive thank you to all you people who helped me to solve my debate on FKK’s in Frankfurt, I thought I’d leave my review of the trip in my own style...
Firstly, I had already planned my trip using Google reviews of the FKK’s, then at the last minute I decided to search through the forums, and ask the questions myself... which FKK is best?
Originally I was going to do FFK OASE, and not FKK SHARKS at all... as the google reviews said something about a dodgy owner at SHARKS... I am soooo glad I decided to go to SHARKS instead though (I nearly went to OASE as well, but decided to do SHARKS twice, due to a conversation I had in SHARKS with one of the ladies, more on that later).
Firstly, The RLD in Frankfurt is utter Dogsh’t, and I’d avoid it like the plague...
I have been ripped off in Amsterdam on my first punt last year, so I’d never have any issues getting caught out by the typical RLD tourist trick... I’m just saying, Frankfurt seems to have a massive issue with homelessness, drug addiction and dodgy characters, and although the area is heavily policed, it’s still full of unsavoury people... and of course, don’t forget the scams that happen in the strip bars...
Anyone who stops you for anything in the RLD in Frankfurt is only doing it for their own benefit, not yours... just completely blank them, they think you are wise to it and leave you alone straight away.
I went to Antwerp last year on a whim, and the RLD there is sensational. No tricks, no unsavoury characters, regular police patrols, and a very clean & safe environment. As well as top notch girls.
I didn’t punt in the Frankfurt RLD, but popped in a few times on the day I arrived, and the day I didn’t go to an FKK. Crazy Sexy was easily the highest caliber of women. The odd stunner, and a reasonably high standard of women... just not my thing, especially when you’ve visited a German FKK...
My advice, if you’ve got the time...
Forget RLD’s, and hit the FKK’s hard
Last summer was my first ever punting experience. I did Amsterdam, Hannover, Köln, Munich, Brussels, Antwerp and Berlin... boom!
Maybe I’ll do a review of them all...
Berlin was the last place I visited, and I plucked up the courage to enter FKK ARTEMIS, my first ever experience of an FKK... and without giving too much away, as this review is about Frankfurt... I was totally blown away!
So... on to the FKK SHARKS review
(I’ll add a little summary of how I got there and back at the end, as it’s a bit of a trek).
My first time at FKK SHARKS was a Monday Night... I was going to go on Tuesday, then OASE on Wednesday... but here’s what happened...
I arrived at SHARKS, paid the 65e entry, had a shower, put a towel on and headed to the main room.
Amazing place, check out the website fkk-sharks.de
It’s exactly as it looks on the images, but with lots of women.
It was about 10pm, and I only decided to go last minute, as I decided that the RLD was rubbish, and caught the last train to Darmstadt Central station, missed the connecting train to Darmstadt Nord, which was the last one, and had to walk 35mins, through a massive industrial estate to get there... but I actually enjoyed it...
So, as I entered, I was approached by a few girls, and this is where my dodgy recollection of names will show up... I ended up going with an Egyptian girl called ‘Maya’, I think...
Anyway, she wasn’t as hot as the first one I turned away, but after knocking a few girls back, I decided that I needed to get things going...
Maya was about an 8/10
Light tan (probably mixed race), slim, dark straightened Afro hair,
Great OWO
Then balls deep, and ‘Bob’s your uncle’!
50euros and I’m done!
(She could’ve possibly been Romanian...
I pondered this for a while... but her straightened Afro hair pointed more towards Africa than Romania)
She was a bit needy, and kept returning to me over the next few hours, but I wasn’t having any of it...
The night calmed down after that, there were less girls, roughly about 20, down from about 30, some were still 10’s, but the rest were 7-9s... probably only 1 or 2 girls less than a 7/10
I decided to go and chat to the first girl I turned away... a 9/10
‘Eeeeeeda’ was her name... not sure how you spell it, but after 3 times of me saying, “what?”
I finally got it... ‘Eeeeda’, probably similar to Edith.... like your Nan’s best friend... but fit as f’ck...
She was nice. German. 29. Blonde. And had previously offered a 30min massage and sexytime, for 100... This was about 12 midnight...
We had a good chat first, she told me not to bother coming tomorrow (Tuesday) as it was a Public holiday, German Unity Day (27 Years since Knightrider knocked down the Berlin Wall)
She said it would be empty, and that there were loads of girls there earlier that day, because they all thought it would be busy today, with the whole country having the next day off work... but it wasn’t, so all the good girls had already gone... not to worry though, as she told me to come on Wednesday, as it is always busy, lots of girls all day, as they have an offer on for 50euros entry...
I was going to go to FKK OASE... but I knew I had to take her advice, over an unknown trip
(She told me she also wasn’t there Wednesday, but explained that most of her regulars go on Wednesdays and Fridays... Saturdays are busy too)
Very nice massage, she is a trained masseuse too! great chat, OWO & sexytime, 100euros, good job, nice girl!
I stayed for a bit, and then fooked off home at about 2am
I also made good use of the Sauna, Buffet and All that...
On to Wednesday...
Got the train, arrived there at about 3pm... and it was just getting busy.
I reckon over the night there must’ve been around 80 or more girls... at least 30 of them were 10/10 and not many rough ones... probably 5 or 6 girls less than a 7... and 1 really rough one that came over to me and said,
“I want you!”
I replied with,
“Sorry love, I’m gay”
I didn’t really, I said something rubbish like,
“Oh, ok, maybe later”
But I wish I’d said something funny...
Story of my life...
Anyway... I decided that I wasn’t going to do anything less than a 10 this time... as it wouldn’t be a difficult mission...
The first girl was Romanian, and I originally turned her away, and immediately regretted it...
As she walked over I remember thinking, ‘what an amazing body’... ‘not a 10 though...’
But as she introduced herself, I just told her I was going to chill first... which was the line I had ready... but her eyes and face were amazing, which probably knocked her up to an 11
Then this German guy said “She is good mate”
So I went over to her and said, “let’s go,”
Forgot her name, sorry, but she was beautiful, petite, sweet,
Long dark hair, little boobs, and we had really good sex after OWO, amazing sex... just a really sweet girl...
I paid for 1hr, but shot a bit sooner, and gave her 100euro because we had a really good laugh, great sex, and she was mega, for such a sweet girl (as sweet as you can get for a working girl)
We had a nice chat, and she did seem to have a few issues, but I suppose that comes with the territory...
I could’ve cuddled her and taken her home...
but I decided not to be “that guy”
I did tell her she had something special, but tried my best to not say it in a creepy way...
I’m still young, so I’m not one of those creepy old men... yet
Anyway... there were more ladies to see to...
I did chat to her a few times after though, and I nearly hit that twice, and probably would have if she’d stayed till late like meeee!
Next was another Romanian, this girl was fiiiit... well my kind of fiiit
So my second punt was also another stunner...
Tall, blonde, big boobs, big juicy bum, and lips
Looked like a teacher/secretary, with glasses on...
She was also the best ever
OWO lots of position changes, a really good chat...
And later on in the day I hit that again...
And it was another fantastic experience
10/10 x 2
She sat and chatted with me for ages too... which is why I love FKK’s now...
Some girls want to stay and chat, even after you’ve paid... and I paid 60e 1st, then I gave her 80e the second time (my 4th punt of the day) because she was mega!!
After my second punt, I had food, turned away a lot of girls, due to being in recovery mode, some were stunners, others weren’t as hot... and just took some time to relax...
After all that, I was then waiting for one of the stunners that I’d already made a mental note of, to come into view...
There were about 5 or 6, possibly more, over the course off the night that I’d sacked off, due to chatting to them, and not getting a good vibe off them, or just seeing them moping around like boring teenagers...
I like people to be awake & alert, otherwise you end up being brought down to their level... So I was looking to spend some time with someone with a good positive vibe to them...
As I was eyeing up the crowd from a short distance, this tiny little thing sparkled right in front of me...
I am not usually into tiny girls... but her smile was cute, and her eyes were sparkling like diamonds...
She hardly spoke any English, but she was Bulgarian, I think, unless I’ve mixed her up with someone else, which I probably have...
But her name was definitely Sylvia...
She was amazing... OWO was good, but sex was fantastic...
All girls did multiple positions, and all were 10/10
So much better than my trip to Artemis, where I had chickened out of talking to the hot girls, and ended up with average ones...
That was a learning curve though... which added to my first trip on Monday, made Wednesday’s visit a complete success!!
I also hit the sauna a few times... and once we had a big guy do some thing with some leaves, and water, which made the sauna ridiculously hot, and then we all got hit, but nobody had sex, and it was supposed to be good for your skin, so it was all good...
Basically, I entered the sauna,
it was full about a minute later,
I had no idea what was going on,
then it was all explained,
In German,
Which I understood none of,
I nearly died, slight exaggeration,
Everyone couldn’t breathe for a bit every now and then...
We all survived...
I also ate loads of food
Chatted to lots of fit women...
Could’ve jizzed a few more times if I’d got on with it sooner
And left with more money than I wanted to...
Next time I will Time things better
I would say that it was better than Artemis in Berlin
But both times I went mid week...
And I was more experienced at Sharks though...
TIPS:
I found that it is better to say you are there all day
That you have been before
And that you are returning again before you go home
That way they are less inclined to up-sell
Also, if they do try to up-sell
just tell them that your budget is 50
I did that with my first girl
She took it like a champ!
Taxi back, to Frankfurt Main, both times was around 65euros,
I’d rather pay that then f’ck around with trains after a full day of the hokey pokey...
That being said, next time, I’d get a hotel closer to the FKK, as Frankfurt RLD wasn’t my cup of tea at all! And that’s the only reason I stayed there...
The train there was much cheaper, around 16euros for a day ticket
I am half asleep writing this... but this is a short description of how to get there from Frankfurt Main Railway Station
Take the train to Darmstadt Central station,
There are a few that do this, so you can’t lose
It takes about 20mins
Then change to get the connecting train to Darmstadt Nord,
That’s about a 3min journey
Then you can either walk, run, or get a taxi
I walked...
This is how that happened in typed language...
come out of the station and turn left
Turn immediately right at the bottom of the bridge then continue for roughly 10mins. You will pass a few Car Dealerships.
As soon as you pass The DEKRA Building that you will see on your right,
keep you eyes peeled for the big SHARKS sign,
on a big pole in the sky
As soon as you are directly opposite the sign,
at this point, you will be able to cross over.
Keep going down the alleyway and you will go past SHARKS in order to walk around to the entrance...
If you follow google maps on walking mode, it doesn’t send you down the alleyway, which takes a lot longer...
Luckily I took a chance, and it paid off
Anyway, there was my casual review... hope you find it entertaining!
