I am writing this report as I sit on the train on my way home after a total sham of a punt.
I met Elly numerous times last year at the old Lucy's massage before she went back to China, at that stage of her massage career she was a novice but she was good at massage and will release all the knots from my back . More than that she will allow touching everywhere. Kisses passionately and will actually take her cloths off for B2B.
She returned back last month and it seems she is running her own massage service now from a basement flat in Warwick Square near Victoria station.
I tried to arrange a meet few times and was given the run about but finally managed to secure an hour massage so 5 out of 10 for comms.
The flat is a basement flat typical of that part of central London you access it via separate stair case. It is clean and discreet. 8 out if 10.
Elly has put on few pounds since I last saw her. Her teeth seem to have deteriorated while in China 5 out of ten for appearance.
NOW to the main attraction the massage. It was non excistant. Very vague back rub, poor and one of the worst massages I had this year and I had a lot. No kissing allowed. No touching and as for the B2B it was shocking, she only took her bra off and rubbed her tiny titts on my back while standing by the side of the table. I asked her what she think she is doing because it was not b2b . She said this is what all the massage girls do . I was upset at that point and felt like being mugged. Decided to cut my losses and told her that I have to meet someone and ended the session early. Did not even want to argue about the £100 that I wasted took a quick shower and left. So massage 2 out of 10. B2B is Zero out of 10.
£100 I will never see again. What a fucking liberty.
You have been warned. This is definately one to avoid.
