Saw this advert on vivastreet, and being a big swinger, the thought of having sex in front of others doesn`t bother me so I rang them up.
£495 membership fee while they promote you, all part of our due dilligence to stop timewasters.
I did my due dilligence as well I said, you are not registered for VAT or appear at companies house so you don`t appear to be legitimate.
They said they could get you at least 2 films a month,£600 a pop plus all expenses.
So I said if that`s the case, put your money where your mouth is, waive the membership fee and keep the £600 from my first film.
Oh it doesn`t work that way.
Ah well, no point in carrying on with the conversation.
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