External Link/Members OnlyI thought i might try somewhere new for a change and travelling back from Wales i thought i would give Swindon one last try as it it some what lacking reviews. Well now i know why.
Looked at adultwork and decided that i would not waste that much money so i went for a massage.
I have had some decent massages from older ladies, so what the hell!
CONTACTIt started well enough i phoned her up, she picked up and arranged a time later than what she wanted but i didnt want to rush getting there. I asked how much as she said £40for the hour. No mention of any extras.
MEETINGAnd...it started to go wrong from then onwards...she gave me her address and when i got to the house there was two houses with the same number. Easy enough to park, but which number?
I knocked on one of the doors and no answer, so. i rang the number and a kid answered the phone!!!
The lady quickly picked up and said the door number again and i explained, she quickly opened the door and she pointed to me to go up stairs.
She told me to get undressed and i layed down on a matteress which was on the floor.
The massage was below average and it felt like she was using some kind of cream and not a warm oil.
She spent ages doing my calfs and the rest was a bit rushed.
When i turned over she did my legs...still no mention of extras.
At this point her child shouted that he wanted things and this killed any arousal i had stirring in my loins.
She then discussed a HE, £40 extra she said...No no no i replied, 20pound max.
She then bizzarly said £50 in total!!! And as i had not handed over any cash thought it was a bargain.
or not as it it turned out to be. She covered my bits with a towel and begang to give me a HJ from under the towel, not very erotic. Eventually i shot my load into the towel, no cleaning up, nothing.
She hurried out the room.
I got dressed and went down stairs.
I gave her £50 rolled up. She didnt count it and i left.
May be it would have been better if the kid was at school.
