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What the fu€k was I thinking?!
So.... I arrived at my hotel and found that the girl I often see in the area at short notice was away that evening.
That's when.... yet again... little brain did my thinking. Who on earth would be available for an outcall to a hotel at short notice on a Sunday evening? Well.... nobody it seemed. So I widened the search area a couple of times and eventually Shannon popped up. The only person with a phone number showing and not listed as away or doesnt work on Sunday. Quick look at the profile and dial the number. She answered and the booking was made.
So... the time comes.... no Shannon. I allowed a little extra time for traffic and so 15 minutes later I texted. Reply came back "on way". No bloody use as that didn't tell me if she was 5 minutes or 5 hours away. So I sent another text asking what time she'd arrive? 10 minutes later, I got 'just leaving now' back.
She eventually turned up an hour late.
I wish she hadn't.
She got out of the taxi and lit a fag. She also didn't look anything like the 36 she lists on her profile as her age. 46 with a hard paper round would be being generous. She definitely isn't a size 10 either. She's at least a 14 and probably nearer 16.
I've stayed at that hotel a few times now so I didn't want to risk a scene telling her to fuck off. I wish I had.
When we got to the room, we chatted a bit as I actually found myself putting off finding out what was under her clothes. She even answered her phone to talk to her 19 year old daughter. So, after the phone call and then returning a text message, she wandered about the room asking if she could take the biscuits the hotel put in my room. She even wanted to take the bloody slippers! I was getting really pissed off now and told her some bull about taking them back for the kids to play with. She arrives an hour late, doesn't look like her profile at all and then wants to take anything the hotel hadn't nailed down!
So, off comes her jacket and she started OW. That really wasn't doing it for me so I thought I'd brave it and see what was under the skirt and bra. She had a crotchless bodystocking on and I couldn't help thinking that it was to hold everything in. Her tits looked for all the world like two deflated balloons. The were just saggy and wrinkly. Her pussy had an 11 o'clock shadow ffs. Anyone brave/foolish enough to go down on that would be licking a cheese grater.
With an unfeasibly thick rubber bag on, I tried doggy but still wasn't getting anywhere and the old boy was starting to deflate more than her tits. So we went back to OW in a vague attempt to get me to finish. Then she stopped to answer the bloody phone again. Some shit about forgetting to do something at work. By this time I just wanted it over as fast as possible so I suggested that she wank me off. She couldn't even do that. She kept giving it a quick shake and then stopping. Another quick shake and she'd stop again. She even stopped once to answer the f'ing text message again despite being asked to turn the phone off or put it on silent. In the end I did ithe job myself and sent her swiftly on her way.
I hope to God that I learn my lesson this time. I've had a few shit punts recently and it's almost always then I try to sort something out at the last minute. It's also made me realise that outcalls to hotels are a bad idea. If like this time, some troll turns up, you can't walk away as there's nowhere to go.
She's now on my blacklist and her number is blocked on my punting phone.
