Author Topic: Cheeky Ramona, Milton Keynes - Terrible punt  (Read 1272 times)


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Offline Cunning Punt

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Comms/location:
Booking (30mins @ £60) was made with Ramona by phone. The venue was a long row of small terraced houses in a run-down residential area of Milton Keynes.
You can park along the street easily enough.
The bedroom and bathroom were fine, though it was difficult to get hot water out of the shower.

Looks:
The main picture on Ramona's profile gave me a raging horn (well, at my age it was more like a firmish semi):

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I suspected the punt would be crap (which it was) but if I hadn't seen her, then I would always have wondered what it would be like to fuck her.

While her body is as good as the pictures suggest, her many tattoos - not all of them particularly nice looking - may put some guys off. Her face, though, is not as pretty as the picture, as in person, her facial skin is quite blotchy. The way she has her hair tied also makes her look less attractive.

Personality:
Ramona speaks good English and while not hostile, she isn't overly friendly or at all engaging.

The (underwhelming) details of the meeting:
Despite claiming she does French Kissing on her profile likes list and saying kissing is "her favourite", she clearly doesn't like to do FK with clients.
She is fine with lip kissing and when I asked her to kiss properly she replied "We are!". When I persisted, she put her tongue briefly in my mouth, withdrew it and that was the sum total of FK during the meeting. :thumbsdown:

Ramona positioned herself awkwardly, deliberately lip-kissing at a distance and when I gently put my hand between her shoulders, she kept saying: "DON'T TOUCH MY HEAD! DON'T TOUCH MY HEAD!". Well, I was gentle and definitely not touching her head. :dash:
So I would guess she clearly has had issues with a overforceful punter or boyfriend in the past.

Ramona does OWO but it was poor. She kept her mouth open far too wide and moved it a short distance up and down, barely touching the head of the shaft.
She made some noises during RO but just seemed to be enduring rather than enjoying it.

Sex (in cowgirl) wasn't much better. She just rocked back and forth in a routine fashion with her head up and eyes firmly closed, thereby avoiding kissing and any eye contact.

Summary:
Ramona doesn't seem to have much interest in her job or indeed sex - and isn't good at either. I think it's more than a lack of enthusiasm to have sex with clients, I just don't believe she has many sexual skills, despite her age and apparently having worked for two years as an escort.
And because she isn't interested, she can't be bothered to learn and improve. My advice is avoid her.

« Last Edit: October 02, 2017, 10:55:47 pm by Cunning Punt »

Offline DrConners

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Cheers for the review CP  :hi: , sorry you had a shit punt - sounds like she provides piss poor service.

With 2 positives & 2 negatives it's clear that some days she's more into her job than others ?  :unknown:

I'd probably steer clear upon reading your review now.

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Cheers for the review CP  :hi: , sorry you had a shit punt - sounds like she provides piss poor service.

With 2 positives & 2 negatives it's clear that some days she's more into her job than others ?  :unknown:


Perhaps, though even one of the positives mentioned she didn't really do FK and her BJ was poor. The other chap admitted he wasn't really after FK.

Much of my experience mirrors that of Moneyshow's negative experience, even down to the lack of hot water in the bathroom plumbing - 16 months and it's still not fixed! I had difficulty getting hot water out of the shower - and she also that whinged my hands were freezing. Doh!

Quite frankly wish i hadnt bothered.

was met (imo) with a cold acting woman.

The water was cold, and hence, she complained when i got around to touching her body that my hands were "freezing!"

I had a bit of a kiss (far from intense) and some extremely light OWO. Everything seemed a hassle for her.

She was doing her best to get me to leave, and performed a half hearted massage for 5 minutes.

I guess we didnt click, but i feel she made no effort at all and hence the negative.

« Last Edit: October 03, 2017, 10:11:04 pm by Cunning Punt »

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Bad luck CP. As we both know its always a bit of a lottery. But no FK, after she says she likes FK means I won't be meeting her.
Trust you are well CP.  :hi:

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I had a really negative experience with Ramona, so much so that I walked within two mins and did not pay her. Frankly very rude person and insulting to me.

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I had a really negative experience with Ramona, so much so that I walked within two mins and did not pay her. Frankly very rude person and insulting to me.
Sorry you had a crap experience. Any chance you can do a review please.
Best of luck next time mate :hi: