With the lack of decent WG's on AW i decided I'll try something different and try an escort agency. Something i haven't done in years since i use AW and VS to find my punts.
Lush seems to be one of the biggest around with them coming at the top of google searches etc and some mixed reviews recently on UKP. I did like the review of Sensi but she didn't offer RO which is a must or me. Seems its a hit and miss type deal where you can get a gem or get a lemon. Sadly this punt went far beyond a lemon and was one of the worst punts I've ever had if not THE WORST, However i must stress this review is based on the WG and not the agency itself. The agency secretary was very polite, helpful and apologetic as i will explain later.
Link: External Link/Members OnlyPrice Paid and Time: 30 Mins £60
Services Requested: OWO, RO, 69, covered sex in various positions, - Confirmed by secretary All provided and all included in price, Confirmed with the WG before paying all services requested where on offer and included and confirmed, However this changed later in the punt.
Comms:All comms done over the phone direct with agency secretary. At times was in a call que but calls always answered and any relevant information was provided very clearly and easy to understand.
Location:Apartment building near Snow Hill Train Station, Easy to find and good directions provided. Parking was easy as it was late at night but during day i can imagine it would be easier to park at a car park and walk it up. From what i can tell however the girls move around a lot and use different flats etc so location information may already be out of date
Room:Basic room fit for purpose. It seemed like it was a serviced apartment but a low end one. bed was adequate and not much else to say
Appearance:She is defo the girl in the pics. Body is nice and slim and facially she is ok, Girl next door look. Not a stunner but not a turn off either. Boobs where nice and pert and not too big, Same as the bum. Pussy wasn't clean shaven as she had a lot of stubble growth. Cant comment much more on the looks of the pussy as access was denied.
The details:Got into the flat and was pleased with what greeted me, but she was dressed in a dress showing off her figure but no sexy lingerie etc. Bedroom door wide open so told to go in. Once in she asked how long i wanted to stay so i told her 30 mins and i confirmed with her that i wanted OWO, RO, and 69. She confirmed she was happy to do all this so paid my fee and this is where it got weird. (BTW no shower offered, Bedroom door left wide open) made the room feel uncomfortable.
I expected her to put the money away and start the meet, Instead she put the money away and just sat on the bed looking tired and exhausted. I literally stood there for a minute trying to work out what was going on
Was i missing something?? Should i go for a shower?? Should i undress?? Completely confused but wanted to get on with the meet so i undressed (hinting that it was time for action) but she just continued to sit on the bed and tried to start a convo
. No attempt at any interaction of any kind. I got close to her and started to caress her and hinted that her dress should come off so she took it off half asleep!!! I started to caress her tits trying to stoke up the fire but yet again she was too tired to respond. I placed her hand on the little fella and she stroked it as if it was a dead fish. No attempt at doing any sort of foreplay.
realizing im getting nowhere i tell her to start the OWO, Bearing in mind the secretary had told me she does DT i thought i was in for a treat but got the opposite. She literally took the first inch or two in and kept on bobbing up on down on that. No stroking, no DT, No technique at all. I asked her to remove her panties so i could have a play which she did do and i got some light fingering action going but no noises or responses from her. The room was eerily quiet with just the odd bed squeaking sound. Got her to lick the balls but that was just a tounge flick and nothing more. Pointless really.
BJ was shit so thought I'd have some fun with RO as that's the part i look forward to the most. Asked her to lay down and i told her it was time for RO, She stopped me and asked "whats that" I went on to explain but she didn't get it so had to type it in her phone. Bare in mind i already confirmed with secretary and the WG before money was paid it was on offer so to my shock and utter disappointment she turns around and says "no i don't do that" and "I don't like it" WTF
I was thoroughly deflated. The meet was shit as it was and this really topped it for me. There was no coming back.
From this moment on it was simply to unload and get out. Told her to continue OWO even tho it was shit and this was just to fill the time. Few mins later told her to get on CG and then switched to Mish. Finished in doggy and she didn't even have the decency to offer any wipes or tissue. I had to get up and help myself. While i was fucking her she literally just lay there as if she was falling asleep. Clearly too tired to stay away awake and she was working from 8Pm and wouldn't finish till 8am. God help the next punter as she may have fallen asleep with the punter knocking on the door.
Cleaned myself up, Got dressed and left.
I went out and i was so disappointed i called the agency to tell them what happened. The secretary was apologetic and confirmed RO should of been on offer and its in her list of services she does. The secretary seemed genuine and did say she would follow it up with the WG in question. The secratery told me in taht situation i should of stopped the meet and called the agency so clearly this was a issue that they seemed to take seriously. Cant really fault the agency as its more the WG refuses the service even after i confirmed its on offer but what made this the worst punt ever was the lack of even the most basic interaction and almost dozing off is unforgivable
Summary:WORST PUNT EVER says it all
Would I Visit again??Hell NO!!! Not Marta anyway. Im sure there are some decent WG's in this agency so not writing them off completely just yet. May try one or two other WG's and see how a get on with that.
