I was looking forward to writing my next review, but the girl's profile has now disappeared from AW, presumably deleted. So now what?!
I don't have her name, or photos or an AW profile to link to but I want to provide details of my experience so others may benefit or otherwise learn from it so here goes anyway...
THE GIRL:
Appearance (in photos)
Height: 5ft 3 or 4
Size 8
Pale skin.
Black hair down to her bum
Distinctive tatoos: dog(?) paw prints up her leg and outer thigh
Appearance in person.
It was clearly the same girl but with a very dark fake tan and she had clearly been eating more than a few pies since arriving in England as she had certainly put on weight since the photos were taken.. (Said she'd been in the country for only 2 months and spoke virtually no English.)
Nationality: You knew it... Romanian!
LOCATION: Slough, Berkshire
The Place:
Bit of a crappy area off the Uxbridge road in Slough. Saw some rather mean looking types hanging around but luckily it was daylight (early evening) and so still felt safe enough. (I followed my standard procedure: no valuables or credit cards/ID on me. Parked a decent distance away too and walked.)
The Experience:
I was given the postcode and road name by text and told house number would follow. I had to wait a round a bit for the flat number when I got there and when I was finally sent it I eventually found the right building and was buzzed into the flat. I was offered me a drink and WG attempted small talk. 'Married?' 'kids?' 'local?' Not really what I want to be thinking about when I'm punting...! Then we had to wait as her 'friend' was using the only bedroom and she wasn't finished! I'd wanted and hour and a half originally but when she asked me again how long I promptly revised this down to an hour.
Perhaps, I was a in a bit of a mood anyway as my Plan A for the evening had fallen through and this was a hastily arranged plan B. So it's possible some of the negativity was from my mood but the punt was very cold and mechanical and I had to encourage her every step of the way. OWO was robotic and shallow. I wanted my balls sucked and that seemed like an alien concept! She did get down to it eventually but I was getting annoyed with her lack of enthusiasm. Sex in a few positions was pretty forgetable and I remember at one point as we manouvered from one position to the next she answered texts on her phone! She had already told me she didn't do CIM I and she just wasn't into it at all. It was like shagging a sack of spuds.
As we got into doggy I was bored and getting concerned I would either lose my erection or just not be able to cum so I turned up the heat a bit and tried to elicit some sort of reaction. I stuck my thumb up her ass and slapped her tits with my other hand. I pulled her hair and fucked her hard, taking out my frustration. This was the one redeeming part of the punt but only because I worked off some of my annoyance. I finished over her tits while she sucked my balls and there was a so much spunk I remember thinking that whoever the next punter was I hope he checked the bed because that towel we were using was no way big enough!!
I still had time left on the clock but I grabbed my shit and got out of there asap.
THOUGHTS:
Was it the worst sexual experience of my life? No, not by a long way. Was it a huge disappointment? Yes. Value for money? No. Services accurately described? No (Really wish I had copied the AW description now!)
All in all a real let down and disappointment. The services listed were numerous and I was hoping to try out some new things. What I got was a vanilla punt with a disinterested WG. I am pretty new to this hobby and I really wish I had read more on UKP first as then I probably would have avoided this punt. I have now read numerous threads and posts about Romanians and their often misleading AW profiles. I'm not going to generalise here but please, especially newbies - Learn from my mistake:
LESSONS I LEARNED
- Analyse AW pages carefully - how long has the girl been a member?
- Cross-check on UKP - Does she have reviews?
- When your plan A falls through, have a decent plan B, dont just go for anything convenient.
- Does it sound too good to be true? without reviews to back it up - it probably is.
- If her English is terrible, then move on.
SUMMARY:
- Disinterested attitude - even answered her phone during the punt
- False advertising
- Difficult communication
- Had to wait for previous punter to finish
CONCLUSION:
if this was a legit review - it would have been a NEGATIVE (If you couldn't have guessed.)
