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Decided to revisit 'punting' today after a long break, due to previous 'bait and switch' antics from last year, where the agreed services were not honoured during the booking.
I agreed to see a lady, who was based in Watford, but she ended up being a let down at the last minute, which was rather frustrating....
Geared up and ready to bust a nut, I quickly scanned AW for some alternative options and found a 'British' verified WG, named 'Sweet Natalie' who was just five minutes away. At £60 for half an hour and available right away, I decided to give it a go.
Communication was swift and friendly, but I already had my suspicions that this WG was not British, as the standard of English in the text was extremely poor...However, she'd agreed to receiving oral and promised a great service.
Upon on arrival, to what appeared to be a private block of flats, my suspicions were confirmed, as I was greeted at the door by a dodgy looking brunette, who definitely was not the 'girl in pic' and appeared to be Romanian.
I was tempted to walk, but my dick had taken over all rational thought, so I introduced myself, but was quickly told to 'shush' and whisper only - as I was led through the corridor, it quickly became obvious that I was in a Romanian whore house. Like a fool. I proceeded to hand over the paperwork and she then left the room to store it somewhere, as they always do.
Already feeling like a mug, I decided to just let her get on with it. She instantly striped naked and asked me to do the same and ushered me to lay down. I tried to speak again but was rudely told to 'shush' and be quiet. With all momentum already killed and feeling rather awkward with the situation I was in, I remained soft, as this rough looking skank tried to harden me up with a half assed hand job. As it clearly wasn't, she decided that putting the condom on, whilst flaccid was the way forward and began to chow down, in attempt to harden me up.
She opened her legs so that I could play with her clit at the same time, so I closed my eyes and began to day dream that it was someone else sucking me off. This did the trick and I eventually became turned on, so I attempted to slide a finger in, but instantly got told off, so I pulled my hand away. She then grabbed my hand and put it back on her pussy and said 'play only, but no inside'.
She continued to give a lack luster blowjob and every time I opened my eyes, she would stare right into them, with a creepy looking smile.I tested her out to see if she would break eye contact if I stared back, but she wouldn't. This ordeal lasted all of five minutes, to which I was then asked 'sex?' in an enthusiastic manner. She climbed on top and said 'slowly please' and spent the next minute or two having slow, boring and awkward intercourse, with neither of us being in sync with each other. She then began to kiss me on the forehead and pecked my shoulder a few times, which was about the highlight of all intimacy involved.
As she was now quite wet and still on top of me, I decided that I'd had enough of this punt and warned her that I was gonna smash her fast and cum, to which she seemed surprised and said 'cum already'?. I replied with 'yep' and grabbed her close to in to me, body to body and pulled her inner butt cheeks apart from behind, which were dripping wet for some reason, and then proceeded to frantically pump her hard and fast for the next 30 seconds and unleashed my load. She seemed disappointed, as she got up, cleaned me off and offered no further conversation, or ideas of how to spend he remaining 20 minutes of the booking, so I just put my clothes back on, whilst avoiding eye contact, said my goodbyes and then walked.
Shortly after, I sent a feedback text, to complain about the 'bait and switch' and shitty service and informed her that I would be reporting the fake profile to AW and leaving a bad review on UK punting.
The response was - 'Sorry Bby I was busy and my friend answer at the phone and invited u in, it wasn't me I am blonde like u can see on the pictures'
My response was 'lol yeah right, I will be reporting this profile to AW and UK punting - bye bye'
Morale of the story - if it looks too good to be true, it probably is.
To anyone in the area, steer clear and don't waste your money on this one - However, it was probably worth the £60, just to tell the story, which is rather amusing in hindsight - although I actually feel a tad sorry for the girl though, as she wasn't malicious, or mean and had really bad acne on both her back and face, which has gotta suck and appeared to be doing the job out of desperation, rather than pleasure. The fake profile was probably her Romanian 'pimps' idea, rather than hers....
