Thought I would write this brief trip report while it's still fresh in my mind.
I was sent at quite short notice to undertake some work at a client's contact centre here in Romania, so am in Bucharest all week.
While a bit of a pain, it did at least mean that only business class seats were available from London, so I flew down in BA Clue Europe - priority boarding, a decent free meal (though no alcohol as driving, of which more in a moment) and we were only a few minutes late coming into Bucharest. Also the last half-hour or so of the flight was over the Carpathian Mountains and the view is absolutely gorgeous !
At Bucharest, I picked up a pre-booked hire car from Avis (bit fiddly - first you queue up for documents, then walk a mile to the pickup point, then wait ages for the minibus., then you do the checkover etc etc ..) and set off for my accommodation. I had checked beforehand and the blood alcohol limit in Romania is 0%, yes that's ZERO, with heavy penalties for even the slightest infringement, so I didn't even have a glass of wine on the plane
The car came equipped with GPS but tbh my journey was pretty straightforward, the pain wasn't the directions but the bloody jams everywhere - I can believe when they say Bucharest is the most congested city in Europe !
Anyway, I got to Studio One Apartments
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While the place is a bit out of the centre, the Metro is right next door and within 20 minutes you are at Metro Plata Unirii (for the Old Town) and a single ticket costs 50p
I went out about 7pm and by 7:30 was sitting in Borsolino (#4 Italian place in Bucharest on TripAdvisor) with a pint of the Ursus dark lager. The pizza was edible if rather unexciting and with 2 beers the entire meal came to £9
I used their wifi to do a bit of research and decided to chance my arm at a massage place.
So about 9pm I found myself outside Black Velvet Massage
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Tonight I went straight from work to Sweet Girls Masaj
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In the room, she gave a very nice leg and back massage then got me to turn over and the real fun started. She oiled herself up and gave me the full body to body rub, including straddling me with my cock between her legs rubbing against her pussy lips then sliding down and giving me a tit wank (as far as she was able lol) and then into 69 position with her pussy right in my face ("kiss OK, no lick, no fingers") and me giving her clit a good go with my thumb while she wanked me off and brushed the head of my cock with her lips. It was actually better than many full-on BJs I've had. Shortly, I came gallons. Right i thought, she'll be fucking off any second, but no! she stuck around, then after I had caught my breath, was at me to go again
Well, she got the wee man hard enough, but no matter how hard she pumped, the well was tapped out. We ended with another shower together with good soaping and fondling. All in all she gave a top servive even if there were hard limits. As I left, I gave her a tip of 50RON (about a tenner) as I had enjoyed it so much. As the average daily takehome takehome pay there is about 100RON, hopefully she appreciated it.
So, no escorts yet, and I may need tomorrow to recover, but I am not leaving until Friday, so perhaps I will see what I can rustle up on Thursday night.
