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OK, so I wrote about my interest in this place on the regional punting website a couple of weeks back and have now managed to get there and offer this brief review.
Communications with Milena, the manager, have been excellent over a couple of weeks now. Unfortunately, she had told me that she couldn't offer me a booking this morning as she had to deal with a plumbing issue in the business.
Anyway, I rang at 10am - opening time - and got through to Bea, Mia's younger assistant, who told me that they had a full diary until 2pm which was no good. 5 minutes later, however, she rang me back to say that they had had a cancellation at 11am and to ask if I was interested. Yes, was the answer to that. Bea emphasised that it would be her rather than MIA and I agreed. I think the reason I got this appointment was because of my good comms with Mia in recent weeks.
Indigo is easy to find - very central, close to the Everyman Theatre, but fairly quiet and discreet street. It's up on the 2nd floor, above the Cheese Works (ground floor) and the Royal Orchid (1st floor).
Sure enough, when I arrived there was some maintenance work going on in one of the rooms and although Mia was there on the premises, she was dealing with the workmen.

Bea offered me a choice of rooms and asked me to undress fully, lie face down and relax. Bea is young, probably around 20, pretty face, quite small, good rack, firm looking bum. She was wearing black leggings and a black tee-shirt - as was Mia who was around and about in the background. Mia smiled at me several times as she now knows me from my many texts to her and I think she knows I was very eager to sample the services offered by her business. Although Bea is pretty, I would probably prefer Mia - older (mid-thirties to forty?) and more my type.

Anyway, Bea got to work on me. Lovely, sensuous massage, soft and firm alternately. She has quite a strong arm for someone of her size. Lovely massage with just the occasional brush of her hands against my balls and the odd touch of her breasts as she leant over me. I enjoyed this and found it relaxing and stimulating. Had a boner throughout.

After about 40 minutes, she asked me if I'd like any extras before she finished. She offered HR for another £30 and HR topless for an extra £40. Unsurprisingly, I went for the latter.
Lovely tits, firm, absolutely no sag, and long, gorgeous nipples. I asked if there might be anything else available: BJ, pussy fingering but this was politely turned down.

You will think I'm boasting now but, when Bea uncovered my cock, she gasped, said it was the biggest she had ever seen, and that my wife is a lucky woman. (Unfortunately, the wife shows little interest which is why I'm in a massage salon!).
Bea asked me if she could let Mia see my member to which I readily agreed in the hope that I might get two for one, as it were. Bea, incidentally, suggested that I should definitely try the 4-hands massage with her and Mia next time, so that they could both share the delights of my thick cock.

Anyway, when Mia - probably more experienced than Bea in dealing with cocks - came in for her glimpse of my manhood, she just smiled when she saw me but then left the room and Bea resumed.
Lovely HJ with lots of oil. I asked if I could touch her and was told only up top and around the legs and arse below. No pussy on offer. So, I had a good feel, fondled her lovely tits, then had a long suck on her nipples before asking her if I could have a tit job. Didn't get the impression that this is normally on offer but she agreed. Very, very enjoyable. Bea then resumed on my cock. I asked her to hold off a couple of times so that I could prolong the pleasure and she did this well. Finally, a lovely long orgasm. Bea kept going until I was fully empty and then cleaned me up. Finally, she left the room and told me to relax a bit before getting dressed.
I settled up in a different room - £40 for massage and £40 for topless hand relief. This is the same as one previous review and more than another where massage was given for £40 and a £20 tip for extras. Decent value all the same but I wasn't inclined to tip on top of £80. Anyway, Bea showed me the larger room with a bigger bed and said next time I should try this, as it allows her to get up on it and use her knees on my back. Sounds worth trying! I said I'd be back and I will.
Bea and Mia are clearly very close to one another- they go off on little breaks together around the south west. Very sweet pair. Bea said she divides her time between Germany, Poland and England. She and Mia knew one another at university in Poland, so they go back a bit.
In short, a very enjoyable, relaxing hour and heartily recommended. I'll certainly be back more than once.


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You will think I'm boasting now but, when Bea uncovered my cock, she gasped, said it was the biggest she had ever seen, and that my wife is a lucky woman. (Unfortunately, the wife shows little interest which is why I'm in a massage salon!).
Bea asked me if she could let Mia see my member to which I readily agreed in the hope that I might get two for one, as it were. Bea, incidentally, suggested that I should definitely try the 4-hands massage with her and Mia next time, so that they could both share the delights of my thick cock.

Anyway, when Mia - probably more experienced than Bea in dealing with cocks - came in for her glimpse of my manhood, she just smiled when she saw me but then left the room and Bea resumed.

Thanks for the review.  :thumbsup:

Sounds like they treated you like a piece of meet to gawp at.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


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Thanks for the review.  :thumbsup:

Sounds like they treated you like a piece of meet to gawp at.  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Indeed, but I didn't mind. Quite flattered, actually, to be seen as a piece of meat!

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OK, so I wrote about my interest in this place on the regional punting website a couple of weeks back and have now managed to get there and offer this brief review.
Communications with Milena, the manager, have been excellent over a couple of weeks now. Unfortunately, she had told me that she couldn't offer me a booking this morning as she had to deal with a plumbing issue in the business.
Anyway, I rang at 10am - opening time - and got through to Bea, Mia's younger assistant, who told me that they had a full diary until 2pm which was no good. 5 minutes later, however, she rang me back to say that they had had a cancellation at 11am and to ask if I was interested. Yes, was the answer to that. Bea emphasised that it would be her rather than MIA and I agreed. I think the reason I got this appointment was because of my good comms with Mia in recent weeks.
Indigo is easy to find - very central, close to the Everyman Theatre, but fairly quiet and discreet street. It's up on the 2nd floor, above the Cheese Works (ground floor) and the Royal Orchid (1st floor).
Sure enough, when I arrived there was some maintenance work going on in one of the rooms and although Mia was there on the premises, she was dealing with the workmen.

Bea offered me a choice of rooms and asked me to undress fully, lie face down and relax. Bea is young, probably around 20, pretty face, quite small, good rack, firm looking bum. She was wearing black leggings and a black tee-shirt - as was Mia who was around and about in the background. Mia smiled at me several times as she now knows me from my many texts to her and I think she knows I was very eager to sample the services offered by her business. Although Bea is pretty, I would probably prefer Mia - older (mid-thirties to forty?) and more my type.

Anyway, Bea got to work on me. Lovely, sensuous massage, soft and firm alternately. She has quite a strong arm for someone of her size. Lovely massage with just the occasional brush of her hands against my balls and the odd touch of her breasts as she leant over me. I enjoyed this and found it relaxing and stimulating. Had a boner throughout.

After about 40 minutes, she asked me if I'd like any extras before she finished. She offered HR for another £30 and HR topless for an extra £40. Unsurprisingly, I went for the latter.
Lovely tits, firm, absolutely no sag, and long, gorgeous nipples. I asked if there might be anything else available: BJ, pussy fingering but this was politely turned down.

You will think I'm boasting now but, when Bea uncovered my cock, she gasped, said it was the biggest she had ever seen, and that my wife is a lucky woman. (Unfortunately, the wife shows little interest which is why I'm in a massage salon!).
Bea asked me if she could let Mia see my member to which I readily agreed in the hope that I might get two for one, as it were. Bea, incidentally, suggested that I should definitely try the 4-hands massage with her and Mia next time, so that they could both share the delights of my thick cock.

Anyway, when Mia - probably more experienced than Bea in dealing with cocks - came in for her glimpse of my manhood, she just smiled when she saw me but then left the room and Bea resumed.
Lovely HJ with lots of oil. I asked if I could touch her and was told only up top and around the legs and arse below. No pussy on offer. So, I had a good feel, fondled her lovely tits, then had a long suck on her nipples before asking her if I could have a tit job. Didn't get the impression that this is normally on offer but she agreed. Very, very enjoyable. Bea then resumed on my cock. I asked her to hold off a couple of times so that I could prolong the pleasure and she did this well. Finally, a lovely long orgasm. Bea kept going until I was fully empty and then cleaned me up. Finally, she left the room and told me to relax a bit before getting dressed.
I settled up in a different room - £40 for massage and £40 for topless hand relief. This is the same as one previous review and more than another where massage was given for £40 and a £20 tip for extras. Decent value all the same but I wasn't inclined to tip on top of £80. Anyway, Bea showed me the larger room with a bigger bed and said next time I should try this, as it allows her to get up on it and use her knees on my back. Sounds worth trying! I said I'd be back and I will.
Bea and Mia are clearly very close to one another- they go off on little breaks together around the south west. Very sweet pair. Bea said she divides her time between Germany, Poland and England. She and Mia knew one another at university in Poland, so they go back a bit.
In short, a very enjoyable, relaxing hour and heartily recommended. I'll certainly be back more than once.

I saw Bea yesterday evening.  Coincidentally mine was also the biggest cock she had ever seen, but I did go in before you!  "Do you have a girlfriend? Because if you did she is very lucky"

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I saw Bea yesterday evening.  Coincidentally mine was also the biggest cock she had ever seen, but I did go in before you!  "Do you have a girlfriend? Because if you did she is very lucky"

Ha! Very good. Did take it with a pinch of salt but it was nice of her to bring Mia in to see it. She was less impressed...
Did you pay £40 + £40 also. Just curious to know I wasn't taken for a ride!

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Ha! Very good. Did take it with a pinch of salt but it was nice of her to bring Mia in to see it. She was less impressed...
Did you pay £40 + £40 also. Just curious to know I wasn't taken for a ride!

£40+£20 for topless HE

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I have been to Indigo many times , ha ha Bea is 40 plus and did not manage to get HE , however I am told that a new girl Anna is in her twenties , maybe I will try her.

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I have been to Indigo many times , ha ha Bea is 40 plus and did not manage to get HE , however I am told that a new girl Anna is in her twenties , maybe I will try her.

Very confident Bea is not over 40.  I'd be surprised if she was over 25.  Perhaps there was another Bea

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She's a member here now, and whinging about this review, well I think so, her report doesn't actually make sense  :unknown:

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I  just want explain because Im completely confused what's going on on this doggy site. Im working with Indigo sometimes very true Im not fucking wank fairy!!! Im 41 I never offer sex service  hand job or nothing else. I haven't words to say what I think about men like you guys I don't judge if you use that type of service somewhere else  but don't put shit on people when you aren't sure who are they Is very easy to hide personality after fake nick names.
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I  just want explain because Im completely confused what's going on on this doggy site. Im working with Indigo sometimes very true Im not fucking wank fairy!!! Im 41 I never offer sex service  hand job or nothing else. I haven't words to say what I think about men like you guys I don't judge if you use that type of service somewhere else  but don't put shit on people when you aren't sure who are they Is very easy to hide personality after fake nick names.

You claim what happened in the review is untrue, a Chinese massage place in Glasgow had claimed the same, they ended up being closed down by the council; the owner claimed, he knew nothing of this, and would be making sure this doesn't happen again, he never got a chance to do this

You request this review be removed, at all costs, which I find strange, if you were a legit massage salon, and what was said was untrue, I don't believe you would come through here

I think your more annoyed that someone has posted a review, and mentioned you by name

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I  just want explain because Im completely confused what's going on on this doggy site. Im working with Indigo sometimes very true Im not fucking wank fairy!!! Im 41 I never offer sex service  hand job or nothing else. I haven't words to say what I think about men like you guys I don't judge if you use that type of service somewhere else  but don't put shit on people when you aren't sure who are they Is very easy to hide personality after fake nick names.

One of your reports, sounds like your saying your the owner of Indigo, so are you, or are you a recently banned member Legslegslegs

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I  just want explain because Im completely confused

You seem to be, you also claimed to be the owner of the place and that you have spoken to your lawyer about this, what did they say, if you are the owner and sex is being offered then surely your lawyer would have warned you that was effectively running a brothel and controlling prostitutes for gain, both of which are illegal.  :music:

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fake nick names.

Is indigo bea your real name then, the name on yoru passport and tax returns  :unknown:

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I  just want explain because Im completely confused what's going on on this dodgy site. Im working with Indigo sometimes very true Im not fucking wank fairy!!! Im 41 I never offer sex service  hand job or nothing else. I haven't words to say what I think about men like you guys I don't judge if you use that type of service somewhere else  but don't put shit on people when you aren't sure who are they Is very easy to hide personality after fake nick names.

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i dont have a problem with this site however my issue is clients using my name yet they dont wish there name on this site . My name is Bea and i am over 40 in my passport I am self employed and do occasional work at Indigo so it's simple to understand  but other girls also work here. I wish i was still in my twenties lol but you must being making  to the other girls. Please dont use my name as i dont wish to continue  this blog. Last  few days i had many calls about tit job and HE and i said how do you think this place  is and they say its on UK punting I don't  offer this service. You maybe confused with Royal Orchid and they're rent room upstairs as well because they aren't crazy busy  which is in same place but do not know there business. I see legslegs legs is now banned and too right thankyou we have his real name and mobile as we do all . By the way I wish you guys nice day is not point to talk about it .
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You seem to be, you also claimed to be the owner of the place and that you have spoken to your lawyer about this, what did they say, if you are the owner and sex is being offered then surely your lawyer would have warned you that was effectively running a brothel and controlling prostitutes for gain, both of which are illegal.  :music:

No, he probably just told him to piss off.  :cool:

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i dont have a problem with this site however my issue is clients using my name yet they dont wish there name on this site . My name is Bea and i am over 40 in my passport I am self employed and do occasional work at Indigo so it's simple to understand  but other girls also work here. I wish i was still in my twenties lol but you must being making  to the other girls. Please dont use my name as i dont wish to continue  this blog. Last  few days i had many calls about tit job and HE and i said how do you think this place  is and they say its on UK punting I don't  offer this service. You maybe confused with Royal Orchid and they're rent room upstairs as well because they aren't crazy busy  which is in same place but do not know there business. I see legslegs legs is now banned and too right thankyou we have his real name and mobile as we do all . By the way I wish you guys nice day is not point to talk about it .

But you said you owned Indigo, and now you are saying you occassionally work there, which is it.

So you are getting more work because of UK Punting, perhaps you should say thank you instead of whinging  :music:

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Bea, you are logging on and obviously reading this thread, and you say you want to sort out "the confusion" but you've gone very quiet  :unknown:

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Prossie definition of “confusion” = Punter is not accepting my crap.

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Classic UKP, too many people reading with Big mouths ruin a good thing for everyone.

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Classic UKP, too many people reading with Big mouths ruin a good thing for everyone.

How the FUCK does it "ruin" anything for anyone -- UNLESS they are in cahoots with a prossie to "help her out".  :dash: :dash: :dash:

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How the FUCK does it "ruin" anything for anyone -- UNLESS they are in cahoots with a prossie to "help her out".  :dash: :dash: :dash:

Ladies who provide FS and advertise on AW and VivaStreet-Adult is a completely different market to masseuses who advertise on Gumtree.

The latter may provide HE, and sometimes a bit more, but once they realise those extra services are being discussed on the internet they quite often withdraw those services.

That, I believe, is what Yanusmc is alluding to.

The question that no one has asked yet is why Bea suddenly appeared on this Forum.

Did she just stumble across the report on the internet (unlikely) or did somebody here alert her to it by blabbing to her about what he read here?
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The latter may provide HE, and sometimes a bit more, but once they realise those extra services are being discussed on the internet they quite often withdraw those services.

So a girl who can only earn money buy fucking / sucking / wanking old men is suddenly going to stop and become a doctor or a lawyer or some other well paid occupation as a result  :dash: She may be pissed off that it's been discussed but that's life.

The whole HE massage thing is bollocks anyway, the fans want topics discussing it and they all end up as "no I don't do that" or "she isn't that kind of girl" at the end of the day if they operate as a prostitute then they get reviewed as such, they don't earn £100 odd an hour for just doing a massage  :dash:

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The question that no one has asked yet is why Bea suddenly appeared on this Forum.


Because we know  :dash:

UKP haters contact these people and wind them up, it's self defeating for the likes of Bea as all it does is bring attention to the thread and her business / the place she works (depends which of her versions you believe), the haters still don't realise that this approach drives traffic towards UKP and has driven it's popularity making it the number one forum  :thumbsup:

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So a girl who can only earn money buy fucking / sucking / wanking old men is suddenly going to stop and become a doctor or a lawyer or some other well paid occupation as a result  :dash: She may be pissed off that it's been discussed but that's life.

The whole HE massage thing is bollocks anyway, the fans want topics discussing it and they all end up as "no I don't do that" or "she isn't that kind of girl" at the end of the day if they operate as a prostitute then they get reviewed as such, they don't earn £100 odd an hour for just doing a massage  :dash:

No, they revert to massage only.

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No, they revert to massage only.

Quite right - that's exactly what they do.

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No, they revert to massage only.

So they may say, but the reality is once they've done if befoire and earn't the cash there's little incentive for them to turn down the cash, of course they may say different.

And of course if they stopped offering such services they may as well work in a legit place (if they are qualified of course)
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These girls need to wise up and realise that in the Google Internet age they can't set up seemingly legit shops or independent businesses where they give their real names and address. That might have worked in the 70's but now once they get reviewed links get made to their business and anyone searching the web gets everything legit or otherwise.

OK for your average Chinese medicine shop where the staff don't really exist as real people on anyone's radar but for others not the case.

Trouble is once exposed, even if they carry on with extras they are suspicious, worried and paranoid about who knows what, friends, neighbours, authorities and that kind of fucks it up for the client however good an actress the provider is.

So the benefit isn't as clear cut as some believe. In fact I think its a likely destruction of the service.
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How the FUCK does it "ruin" anything for anyone -- UNLESS they are in cahoots with a prossie to "help her out".  :dash: :dash: :dash:

Because there was a decent place where you could get a good massage and a HE at a decent price, it was clear on the forum that you could get that, you just had to make an appointment and then have the balls to ask about it at the venue.  Instead some coward reads about it on here and calls them up to ask which freaks them out, then names the forum as where they found out.  The girls then freak out and stop offering it as a service.  Despite what you would like to think they dont just spend all days wanking people off, they have lives outside, they have legitimate clients and they don't consider themselves whores or prostitutes.

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Because there was a decent place where you could get a good massage and a HE at a decent price, it was clear on the forum that you could get that, you just had to make an appointment and then have the balls to ask about it at the venue.  Instead some coward reads about it on here and calls them up to ask which freaks them out, then names the forum as where they found out.  The girls then freak out and stop offering it as a service.  Despite what you would like to think they dont just spend all days wanking people off, they have lives outside, they have legitimate clients and they don't consider themselves whores or prostitutes.

I’m aware of what you’re saying. I’ve punted in countries where a girl doesn’t just stop giving the service if outed: she gets locked up.

There are two separate issues.
1. When discussing massage at massage shops that pose as legit there is a need to be circumspect. That is up to the guys reviewing. You can always go to PM to exchange details with other massage aficionados. Some people in this case were less that discreet. BUT
2. That has nothing to do with being fluffy or disguising information about legitimate stuff. Such as if she’s an old minger or a fattie.

On the first point, you’ll notice the OP has been banned anyway. But the bottom line is that if a masseuse is giving HE or blow jobs on the side, she is risking getting caught. She could get blown on any number of sites. That’s a risk she takes when offering sexual services. She’ll possibly just jump ship and get a job with another place where she can pretend she’s not a prossie or else advertise in a more honest way about her massage service with extras. Secondly, the posts of ‘outraged Bea’ do not strike me as the sort of email or letter than a genuine massage-only health spa would send. Far more likely the management would have sent an outraged letter and claim the masseuse had been sacked or at very least things would be ‘investigated’. Instead we got the whining of an old scrubber trying to make a few bob ‘without anyone knowing’.

If you read the rules, UKP doesn’t allow private identifying details outside of her work that a prossies hasn't herself published as a prossie.  But it’s retrospective: the site, and in fact the internet, is too big to protect everybody else’s interests. Unless everyone were to go on pre-mod the and the site would stay in the dark ages, it is the case that there will always be some knob wanting to tell everybody else how big his dick is and how some prossie was awestruck by it. 

Such undercover places are a problem but you have to make the most of them while they last. Not cry when the helping sticky hands and shy little (or fat) fanny lips move on. It really goes hand in hand with the type of sex-work they’ve chosen and all that cobblers. She’s already said she works at ‘several’ places so if she’s your cup of sweaty ham shank then I’m sure she’ll pop up somewhere else soon.  ;)

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calls them up to ask which freaks them out,

If they are offering a service then requests for it shouldn't "freak them out" sounds like a load of bollocks  :crazy:

And Bea has kept logging on and obviously reading this but no longer contributing to the thread that she was "confused" about, the only thing she's confused about though is her story, one moment she works there and the next she owns the place  :unknown:

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they dont just spend all days wanking people off,

How do you know, unless you work there  :unknown:

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they don't consider themselves whores or prostitutes.

they are deluded then, they provide a sexual services for cash, therefore are prostitutes.  Time for them to grow up and admit to themselves that they are.

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If they are offering a service then requests for it shouldn't "freak them out" sounds like a load of bollocks  :crazy:


The FBSM market is different to the FS market James.

It's like trying to say that Rugby Union is the same as Rugby League.

Yes, there are common themes but the rules are different.

So it might sound bollocks to you because you either don't understand, or appreciate, the FBSM market but, yes, enquiries and reporting do need to be more discreet in the FBSM scene.

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The FBSM market is different to the FS market James.

But that's the point, the FBSM "fans" have had dedicated forums,  and have even requested a special section on here, and all that happens is ..

Client A asks about where to get a wank in a parlour
Client B suggests Ting tongs in the high road
Client C D & E arrive and say she doesn't do that sort of stuff
Ting Tongs arrive and say they dont do that type of stuff
Client F, G & H say how they've had a good service and wank there
Houseboat comes along and says it's different

It's pro$$ies trying to avoid publicity (Fromt he authorities and the taxman) plain and simple, if you want to keep it a secret then don't talk about it on forums, but you can't talk about it on forums and then complain it's beung talked about  :dash:
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The FBSM market is different to the FS market James.

I did reply but it got auto censored, should be up later when cleared....

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How do you know, unless you work there  :unknown:

I've actually done reviews James rather than hitting 12000 troll comments

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I've actually done reviews James

I didn't ask that, you stated they don't spend all day wanking clients off, I asked how you know this, why would that question upset you so much  :unknown:

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But that's the point, the FBSM "fans" have had dedicated forums,  and have even requested a special section on here, and all that happens is ..

Client A asks about where to get a wank in a parlour
Client B suggests Ting tongs in the high road
Client C D & E arrive and say she doesn't do that sort of stuff
Ting Tongs arrive and say they dont do that type of stuff
Client F, G & H say how they've had a good service and wank there
Houseboat comes along and says it's different

It's pro$$ies trying to avoid publicity (Fromt he authorities and the taxman) plain and simple, if you want to keep it a secret then don't talk about it on forums, but you can't talk about it on forums and then complain it's beung talked about  :dash:

FS

SP advertises on AW, Vivastreet-adult etc. She states she does X, Y, Z. You arrange a meeting, pay your money, (hopefully) have a good time and go home happy.

FBSM

SP advertises she does massage. Her website and Gumtree advert clearly states "no sexual services" but we all know some offer a HE but remember some don't. Some might offer B2B too but most don't. A few might even offer oral and/or FS but most don't ( and if you want those services why are you going to a massage provider?)

So how do you know who does what? You don't. You do your homework, your research and work out the possibilities, the probabilities.

Frustrating isn't it but that's the way it is.

If you ring or text them and ask if they will "sort you out", give you a wank, a hand job, a happy ending then 99% will deny anything like that is on offer. If you ask that question in reception the answer will be the same. How do they know who you are? Police, licensing authority, Gumtree staff etc?

When you are in the room then it's different but there are no guarantees. You still have to judge whether to ask them or wait for "the whisper" when they ask you, typically after 20 minutes, whether you want any extras today.

There are no certainties in the world of FBSM. You play the game and, if you've done your homework, you will be rewarded more times than not.

If you want certainties then stick to FS but, big but, you know from the reviews here .... some are good and some are bad.

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You missed my point totally, that discussing it on forums and asking for special sections on it is pointless then as you all like to pretend it's a bit "secret squirrel"  :sarcastic:

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You missed my point totally, that discussing it on forums and asking for special sections on it is pointless then as you all like to pretend it's a bit "secret squirrel"  :sarcastic:

No James.

The problem is not about discussing it HERE.

It's what people do with the information that they've gleaned from here and other sources.

If they disclose that information to SPs then that's when it all goes wrong.

Part of the "rules" of the game is that the SP only provides the service to YOU and not to everyone. You have to maintain the fantasy. It's a game James and, like all games, you've got to play to the "rules".

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But people don't know the rules and others just make them up, seriously it just ends up with

"she does this"
"no she doesnt"
"she did for me"
"shes not that type of girl"
"If you don't ask you don't get"
"If you ask you won't get"

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But people don't know the rules and others just make them up, seriously it just ends up with

"she does this"
"no she doesnt"
"she did for me"
"shes not that type of girl"
"If you don't ask you don't get"
"If you ask you won't get"

The important thing is James is that now you know the rules.

So with the experience you have gained making 12,000+ posts here, you can help me explain them to everyone else.

Together we will succeed.   :hi:

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No explaining required, these "massage girls" who suck cock need to stop deluding themselves and get on with it  :sarcastic:

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No explaining required, these "massage girls" who suck cock need to stop deluding themselves and get on with it  :sarcastic:

As stated previously, although a few might offer oral and FS most don't.

If that's a service you require then you are better off seeing those that openly advertise that service, i.e. those advertising on AW and Vivastreet-adult.

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You seem to be in some weird form of denial, a bit like the pro$$ies who pretend they are masseurs  :sarcastic:

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You seem to be in some weird form of denial, a bit like the pro$$ies who pretend they are masseurs  :sarcastic:

I'm not in denial at all James.

I understand the FBSM scene.

You don't get or don't want to get it.

The whole point of forums is to share information and learn from that information.

I happy to share the knowledge I have and to learn from what others have to share and offer.

If you are unwilling to learn from other people's experiences then so be it. It's your loss if you've got such a closed mind.

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You seem to be in some weird form of denial, a bit like the pro$$ies who pretend they are masseurs  :sarcastic:

Which is quite probable on both counts.  :cool: But nevertheless, facilitating the closure of brothels, whether or not by another name, is not in punters' interest. The difficulty forum-wise is that if we tolerated people being "too much of a gentleman to say" what happened with no-teeth gam-lady, especially with too-fluffy-to-say on stuff like lard, ugly face and granny dentures, then it spreads to other boards within the forum -- exactly the sort of thing that this Forum was set up to get rid of.

It's an easy enough rule to enforce saying 'don't give out a (AW etc) exact address', but verging on useless to say "Fat Massage Lady is maybe open to offers".  :rolleyes: Admin has plenty of experience and if he wanted to create a separate secret board for massage-shops-that-pretend-to-be-what-they're-not I'm sure he would have done so. BUt the work involved would probably be ridiculous waste of time and risk UKP's hard-won reputation for straight talking. Hang out with liars (prossies that claim they're not) and it eventually makes you a liar.

So I'd suggest that people who love the secretive han-job from some old bird that can't face that she is a prostitute, simply stay low key and use good judgement. Clearly they might not be 'reviewables' (unless they are shite) on the same level as  honest prossies. BUt there's no answer to please everyone. There's nothing that will stop the odd wanker joining up and outing someone's favourite lying hand-job place. That's the prossie's fault. Suck it up. Or go to UKE.
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