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Offline Littlefoot

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Saw a positive review, and a few good comments on here about this young lady:

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So thought I'd give it a go!

This happened a few days ago!

Comms were very good, rang the agency in the morning, for a 30 mins booking later that afternoon. All booked, was told to ring again once outside the apartment. Which was b16 off broad st.

On my arrival I rang on time, and flat number was given. Soon buzzed in, and made my way up in the lift.

Magic door opens, and before me stands a black, slim, petite girl, ok face, (nothing special though) wearing a black dress and black underwear. Initial signs were not good though! Moody face on her, no smile, looked me once in the eye, and that is the one and only time she looked me in the eye. The last time I saw such a moody face, was with a dodgy ROM! But she has a good body, and I thought she maybe shy being only 18, I was also horny as fuck, so I follow her to the play room. She's already texting, while I undress.

When she gets off her phone, I pay her the £60 fee for 30 mins.

I jump on the bed, and she removes her dress, leaves her underwear on and joins me.

She goes to give me OWO immediately, without any sort of build up. But I ask her to kiss me.

Unenthusiastic, lack lustre, closed mouthed kissing then took place for approximately 10 seconds, not long enough or with any hint of passion whatsoever. So I'm not feeling it, neither was my cock. I did try inserting my wet tongue, but lips remained tightly closed!

She then puts my flaccid knob in her mouth (OWO) and sucks me hard. But it was very boring and mechanical. The same tempo, only doing half the shaft, wouldn't look at me, couldn't see her face, no ball action. This goes on a while, I make a grab for her fanny, she moves away, and lies on her belly to stop my wondering hand. So had to be grateful to just stroke her little butt! I ask for RO, but the answer was NO! I was aware she doesn't list RO, so I'm not taking that into account when rating this review. But the last review on here said he got it. I did half expect not to get it though.

I get fed up in the end, and ask her to get the rain coat. She searches through her draws, and eventually finds one, takes an eternity to unwrap and apply. I think it had been saved from the 1980s judging by the thickness!

Loads of lube applied to my cock, a stack more up her clout, and she jumps on CG. Shit technique, movement from her was very, very slow and limited, hardly any sensation on my cock at all.

I'm in danger of going soft, because it was so shit, so I tell her we'll do doggy. Into position, and I enter. Her back was arched rather high, but I can still give her a good pounding. It was like shagging a dead, wet fish though. No noise, or any kind of movement from her whatsoever! Eventually I filled the sock, because she does have a nice cute body!

Quick clean up, and didn't really want to hang around, has getting any meaningful conversation from her was like extracting teeth! So I dressed and fucked off. Think I was in there 15 - 20 mins!

I found she was not into it one bit, moody, sulky teenager! Hardly looked at me or spoke to me, even though I tried numerous times to get her to engage. It was also very mechanical a lot of the time! I could not recommend! But has they say YMMV!

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Sorry to hear this Lf thanks for the review  :hi:

"clout" had me in bits, haven't heard that in many years!  :lol:

Hope you have a better one next time out  :drinks:

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Sorry to hear this Lf thanks for the review  :hi:

"clout" had me in bits, haven't heard that in many years!  :lol:

Hope you have a better one next time out  :drinks:

Cheers Juan  :drinks:

Offline Ilikemuff

I saw her a week or so ago and had a remarkably similar experience.
Grim, unenthusiastic shag which to be fair I get at home!

Saw her 6 months ago and she was great, chatty obliging and went for it.
Something has changed dramatically, and I for one will not be back


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I saw her a week or so ago and had a remarkably similar experience.
Grim, unenthusiastic shag which to be fair I get at home!

Saw her 6 months ago and she was great, chatty obliging and went for it.
Something has changed dramatically, and I for one will not be back

Just noticed her rota, working 7 days this week, mostly all day till 4 am. Don't know how long she's kept this up for. But she must be knackered... Too much cock maybe? Or could be another reason. I could tell she wasn't happy about something! Nothing to do with me!

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I saw her a week or so ago and had a remarkably similar experience.
Grim, unenthusiastic shag which to be fair I get at home!

Saw her 6 months ago and she was great, chatty obliging and went for it.
Something has changed dramatically, and I for one will not be back

And if you had reviewed her then LF might not have wasted his hard earned  :dash: :dash:

Ming  :hi:

Offline Ilikemuff

That's a fair criticism. I read a positive review the week before and had had a very positive experience previously so I put it down to a one off and didn't want to let my experience the second time out weigh the first.
I guess that she's gone off the boil.

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Thanks for the review LF, sorry it didn't go as planned.

I also read the previous poss review and tried to book her but she wasn't showing as available on the days I wanted to see her. Guessing her availability has changed since but either was I'll be saving my money and booking elsewhere.

See now 'she review about Mayrose London so will be trying to book her instead. If I manage to get a booking I'll be sure to post a review.

Offline bearcat69

Sorry to hear you had a shite punt Little, but thanks for the review. :hi:

Lush was actually one of the first websites I came across when trying find out about escorts just before I started punting. Man, some of those girls on there look very tempting. But something always put me off trying them... Can't really put my finger on what precisely that was, but suffice to say your punt with one of their girls sounds as dreadful as the going bad punt I suspected might happen. Fucking hell, if that had been my first punt. :scare:

Definitely don't think I'll be using their services.

Anyway better look next time out.

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Thanks Ali and bearcat, I've just thought who she reminded me of by the way, (always think better in the morning). If anyone remembers Harry Enfield's character 'Kevin the teenager' obviously not has blatantly obvious as Kevin, but the walking round in a huff like she didn't want to be there, with the slumped shoulders, huffing and puffing, like everything is an effort. As I say though the signs were a lot more subtle than Kevin.

I personally think she's over working by looking at her rota, 7 days a week, most days 16 hours in that flat, getting slammed all over the place. She's hardly got time to sleep. She needs to think about a more balanced approach, and have days off!

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Sorry to hear you had a shite punt Little, but thanks for the review. :hi:

Lush was actually one of the first websites I came across when trying find out about escorts just before I started punting. Man, some of those girls on there look very tempting. But something always put me off trying them... Can't really put my finger on what precisely that was, but suffice to say your punt with one of their girls sounds as dreadful as the going bad punt I suspected might happen. Fucking hell, if that had been my first punt. :scare:

Definitely don't think I'll be using their services.

Anyway better look next time out.

+ 1 Exactly my thoughts re Lush. Website comes up a lot but some of the profiles come across as B&S. Feel gutted for Littlefoot especially as his reviews always give us a good steer on what to expect. Sensai's attitude is a shame because there is a real lack of decent black escorts in the West Midlands. Well deserved negative, she will never see my wallet  :thumbsdown:

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