External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyAfter reading the gushing positive review on here i decided to arrange a booking with Oliwia.
Comms were basic and straight forward, text when i arrived at her place on a cul-de-sac street just off Easter Road to get the flat number and was buzzed in.
Knocked on the door and the standard hiding behind it i walked into a pitch black lobby with Oliwia smiling closing the door. She led me into the bedroom, have to say her pics as exactly like as in her profile, decent start i thought.
Her English is awful and i mean very basic, gave her the money for the one hour booking, stripped off went for a quick shower and back in the bedroom. During the shower i could hear her talking to someone else (female) in the flat she must work with i assume.
She fiddled about putting music on then eventually lay beside me, i instigated some mutual groping then kissing. I would say it was DFK but she did this strange thing where she flicked her tongue in my mouth then out again, she appears to have had her lips done as they were very puffy.
She proceeded to look at my cock and squeal "big, big, oh my god" now i am a little big but not to the level she reacted, eventually she took it in her mouth, not very far and was a very average blowjob.
Through hand actions due to her not speaking English got her into a 69, this lasted about 3-4 minutes and she then stopped sucking, sat up and said "sex?" i thought WTF? Already?! I tried to say not yet but she looked at me as if top say "don't understand" and before i knew it she was in the drawer for a condom
Went with the flow, she lay back and kept saying "big" as i was entering her which was a big turn off, fucked her in mish for a bit, she told me "slow" so went with this. Went to flip her over into doggy which she was reluctant and then complained was to big and said "slow" again. By this point i was getting bored, fucked her a bit then turned her back into mish, banging away and she starts saying "you cum" held out for a bit before whipping off the condom and shot my load in her mouth which she screwed her face up at and spat it in a tissue.
She was out the room like a shot and returned about 5 minutes later. Lay on the bed and as her English was bad conversation was non existent, managed to get out she is here till Thursday, then back in two weeks. Started some kissing and she quickly got me hard again, i eventually manged to get her to lie on her back and return the favour.
I don't know what she was trying to do but she wriggled about like a beached fish making it almost impossible to lick her properly, after a few minutes i got a lot of fake ah's and ooh's before she said "condom?" by this stage i could tell she was wanting me in and out as quickly as possible despite it being an hour booking. I thought fuck it might as well get this done with, fucked her mish again and got the usal "big" comments, scissors the same and several "kourva" from her.
Went to move on to doggy and she said "no, no, big" at this point i just whipped off the condom and wanked myself into her mouth. Same again she ran out the room, gone another 5 minutes, came back asked me if i want a drink, said water, another few minutes gone. Left the room again another few minutes and came back lie down.
Now this bit is great, she then picks up her phone and starts texting on Whats'app to someone! I'm lying there like lemon with her texting away, at this point i say to her "i go" pointing at the door she pretends to look surprised and then smiles and said "thank you, you big" never in my life have i had a whore thank me for leaving early!
I get my clothes on, not a word said. Now fully clothed she has her back to me texting on her phone, stand there for about 30 seconds before she turns and smiles saying "next time 30 minute, you big" i just smiled and left quickly.
I have to say i felt the whole excuse of me being big was just a poor excuse, she provided a below average service and when i checked my phone i was in and out in just under 45 minutes. Complete waste of money and an awful experience.
Appreciate this is completely different to the other review but i can only report as i have experienced and it was one of the worst i have had and certainly one to avoid.
