Reviewed last year as Brittany Lovely
External Link/Members Only in Canary Wharf and now Brianna
External Link/Members Only in Upminster
Booking - Sent Txt but no reply after an hour so called and agreed time. Sent txt confirming that i would arrive at agreed time to meet Brianna - Wasnt sure if it was her who answered the phone so thought worth clarifying "Brianna" in case a maid handling a few
Arrival - Sent Txt to say had arrived and slightly unusual reply of "txt me when you are stood outside a particular shop". Problem was there was another guy shifting from one foot to the other outside the same shop, and lo and behold he suddenly went across the road and disappeared in a doorway. Quickly followed by a txt saying "please wait 10 mins", to which i replied "txt me when free"
I had little else to do so wandered the shops of Upminster, but did spot the other guy depart (within 20 mins) so thought i'll get a txt soon. However was another 30 mins before "are you still there?", followed by the "stand outside the shop" routine.
Venue - Above a shop, quite large room, bathroom was ok (didnt shower as had one before leaving home), quite dark though she put a corner lamp on which helped. Decent enough bed.
Brianna - Mid 20's and quite cute looking (in my eyes anyway). Her English is good enough for a bit of a conversation, whereas last year she spoke next to zero. As last time, she called a number then handed me the phone, and a lady asked "how long". Agreed 1 hour then hung up. Not sure why she still bothers with that, as her english is good enough to sort out the paperwork herself.
She is very slim, quite tall 5-8, 5-9 and now has the most bizarre false boobs i have come across. Rock hard and looks like they were stuck on my some guy who previously had expertise in pottery. Guessing a pretty cheap job from Hungary (home) or similar. Previously she had ZERO up top, but not sure the false ones are an improvement. She definitely needs a different material in them !
So, in for an hour @ £70 (rare for me) and she seemed happy to do whatever i fancied with the exception of kissing, fingering and anything bum related (her only extras are facials and watersports - giving). So OW (OWO is included but not my preference following 2 x NSU incidents), 69 (no signs of her coming), reverse cowgirl, her on top and 20 mins into the booking the hat was filled (well, maybe not filled but you know the gist). Laid on bed talking, her running her fingers over chest which was quite nice. Asking if i wanted a massage, but what she was doing was fine. Onto round 2.....more OW then missionary and legs up and that was me done the second time.
Once over she excused herself for 5 mins and could here shower running, then she walked in wet (quite a nice sight) and patted herself down with a towel. Positive sign that she showers between punts.
Overall - bit miffed to be double booked at the time agreed (if i'd have only had a short window of time I'd have been pi55ed) but for £70 an hour or £40 for 30 mins she is attractive enough, smiley enough, keen to please, and smelt clean and fresh (she is a smoker, but as kissing isnt on agenda its not really an issue).
I'd certainly stop in for another 30 min slot if i was passing the A127/M25 junction (8-10 mins from there)
