Apologies for the late review, it's been a hectic week.
Also, apologies once again to Juankerr - I like the way his reviews are laid out so I've kinda borrowed/stoled the template.
COMMSCalled to arrange booking - all services agreed upon (DFK, OWO, facial) and she had a very friendly demeanour on the phone. I'm not really sure it was her that I was talking to.
LOCATION Springhill/Ladywood Birmingham. Literally around the corner from the former Libra brothel. On-road free parking.
FEE£60 for 30 mins.
THE GIRLExternal Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlyProfile says she's 24 - In my opinion she's maybe a few years older. The profile also says she's Hungarian and I've no reason to doubt that. Her english was pretty good (albeit minimal). Not a bad looking girl but her pictures are very flattering. She stands around 5ft11 and although her profile says she's a sie 16 she's definitely bigger. Nice natural tits and a huge arse
THE MEETUsual hiding behind door on arrival. When I saw her I was alittle dissapointed as she isn't as pretty as I was expecting. Her figure was alo an instant let down.........until she turned round. I'm an ass man and that thing is huge, way out of proportion fom the rest of her body even though she's 'plus size'. I was mesmorisied! I'd asked for her to wear something in particular she was wearing just a bra and knickers. Not a good start but as I said, I was mesmorised by that ass.
I follow her to the (tiny) bedroom and she sticks out her hand. I pay the fee and she then asks "how long?" I tell her I'd booked half an hour that morning and she just shrugs her shoulders, hands me a towel and leads me across the hall to the shower.
After a literal 60 second shower I head back to the bedroom and a few mins later she joins me.
She strips, sits on the bed next to me and I move in for a kiss. She allows me to kiss her and her responses are muted/reluctant. DFK?? Bullshit.
I start to play with her tits and she say 'slowly baby, it hurts'. You what?? I've baredly touched the things!! "Ok then" I say, "how about a blowjob"? She tells me to lie down and produces some lube from the bedside table, squirts a few drops on my dick and starts to give me a slow handjob. Very pleasant. But not a blowjob. When I point this out to her she reaches over for a condom. I point out that owo was agreed to and she say she doesn't offer it! Annoyed, I let her carry on.
The blowjob was pretty ordinary and lasts around 4 mins. I then ask her to get on all fours so I can admire and play with her ass. She does as I say and, my word, that is a nice sight. I start jiggling/playing with her arse and she tells me to stop as it hurts.......I'm beginning to get really pissed off now.
She lubes up and I enter her from behind. Two thrusts later a smell wafts up from her fanny. It's bad. Really bad.
I pull out to have an inspection and she asks me why I've stopped. I tell her it's OK and to stay there. As I inspect her pussy it looks sore, red raw to be exact. She's had a pounding that day/week. I ask if she's OK and she gives me a quizzical look. So I hold my breath, re-enter her from behind and pound away till I'm done.
I have a second 60 second shower before I leave and another longer one when I get home.
Total time from entering the building till I left was 20 mins.
I knew that it was a gamble when I booked her as this group is very hit and miss and on this occasion the gamble didn't pay off. Also, I'm not sure it was 'Ivy' answering the phone as she didn't seem to know how long I wanted, what I'd requested her to wear and had agreed to owo when she clearly didn't do it - a maid/pimp perhaps?
My recommendation would be to avoid her and look elsewhere.
