Hamburg Germany

[Cactus]

Heading to Hamburg in September for a Thurs - Sun long weekend.  Any tips for punting and a good time over there?  Reeperbahn, or is that too obvious?  Would love to try a FKK, any good ones in Hamburg or is the scene different there?  The Laufhäuser sound interesting too.

[Bracknell 67]

The Eros Centre on the Reeperbahn is full of stunning girls for you to chose from.  It's like wandering around a mini multi-story car with scantily clad prossies on every floor - fat, thin, tall, short, blonde, brunnette, redheads, long hair, short hair, black, white, yellow etc etc.  Think of your ideal woman in terms of body shape and looks and you'll probably find your ideal match.  The service is pretty mechanistic though; you're basically there to find one that takes your eye, take her to her little room, shag her, get out, have a few beers to recover then back in again for the next stunner.  Every punter should try the Eros Centre at least once in their punting life!

There are also loads of nightclubs on the Reepbahn and the adjoining side streets, most of which have plenty of girls who are on the game, easy to pick up and take to your hotel room.  Then of course there's what I still fondly call 'Ten Mark Alley'.  Again this is accessed off the Reeperbahn by going past a concrete screen onto a road where the prossies sit in windows in various states of undress.  Just have a stroll, find the one you want to shag, tap on the window, discuss price and service, do the deed, move on to the next one!

I take it you know that FKK is basically a nudist club and not for punting?  I went to one years ago and was uncomfortable with all the old wrinklies and families with young kids all walking round stark bollock naked.

[Convince Me]

There are also loads of nightclubs on the Reepbahn and the adjoining side streets, most of which have plenty of girls who are on the game, easy to pick up and take to your hotel room.  Then of course there's what I still fondly call 'Ten Mark Alley'.  Again this is accessed off the Reeperbahn by going past a concrete screen onto a road where the prossies sit in windows in various states of undress.  Just have a stroll, find the one you want to shag, tap on the window, discuss price and service, do the deed, move on to the next one!


Ah, 'Ten Mark Alley' that brings back memories. There was one in my town. My German GF was in the GCP on a nightshirt & I nearly got caught leaving! Had to run like the clappers round some cobbled streets. Suffice to say my lie was water tight.

[Jerboa]

I got your PM Cactus, but I might as well reply on here, I've not been Hamburg, so no first hand knowledge.

Hamburg Is well known for the sex scene, especially the Reeperbahn, but the scene may have been corrupted by all the stag do's

Sounds like Bracknell Is a little confused, yes originally fkk only meant nudist resorts, but these days a fkk now describes a brothel where the girls are naked, many of the clubs where the girls wear lingerie or topless aren't a genuine fkk, but they still call them that, there are two clubs around Hamburg I've heard of, Atmos and Bergedorf, you could try reading up on the clubs and Hamburg In general on the ISG External Link/Members Only
And here is a Hamburg map External Link/Members Only
Here is a Hamburg listing site with modelles and clubs listed External Link/Members Only

[Marmalade]

If you're like me, in a car, and prudent with your euros, try down by the water's edge. I've had some lovely fucking with the SWs. Seems very safe, though I've not done it very often. If you're walking about remember to wrap up. It can get pretty baltic (ie cold!!!!!!!!!)

[Thehun10]

"I take it you know that FKK is basically a nudist club and not for punting?"

Nonsense - Check your facts.
Lookup the FKK and SaunaClubs on the ISG!
You went to the wrong one.

[zig033]

External Link/Members Only

german version of UKP -go to PLZ2 forum and use chrome to translate.

FKK in germany can be both usually if it's called an FKK - sauna club sex is involved. There are lido's etc that have huge FKK areas with saunas etc where sex is absolutely not on the menu though

[Marmalade]

I think FKK is also used for what we would call a naturist scene isn't it? But the only type of FKK I've been to is a luxurious complex with lots of naked women and a price list where the sex sessions are available and just go on your bill before you leave. There's umpteen reviews of the various FKK sex clubs in Germany for each town on the ISG board. They have massive followings but if I'm in Germany now I much prefer the down'n'dirty Eros Centres. You can just nip in for a quick shag whereas FKKs take up too much time for me and are often located bloody miles from anywhere as well. Hamburg is more open about paid sex than many German cities but I don't know that it's better - too bloody cold for one thing. I'd rather go on holiday to somewhere that's fun when I'm not shagging as well as when I am.
  

[dilettante]

Obviously if you go to a section of beach marked "FKK" as opposed to "Textil" and start propositioning saggy-bellied, floppy-behatted ageing naturists for sex, or start making out with your girlfriend in situ, you're going to run into trouble, but yes some clubs are described as FKK too, eg External Link/Members Only , famous for servicing the World Cup visitors (whenever it was).

[Cactus]

Cheers for the replies chaps, Eros centres sound good and will probably appeal more to he guys I'm going with.  Been rather busy lately, so will have a look and reply properly shortly. 

[Cactus]

Not long since back from Hamburg and thought I would give you a little feedback as to how I went on.  I should say that the trip was more about some lads going away for a long weekend on the beer and taking in a bundesliga match than it was about punting, however I did manage 3 punts while I was away:

Day 1:
Flight got in early afternoon, made our way into town and located our hotel, near the main train station.  Headed out to Hofbrauhaus Hamburg to relive our recent trip to Munich Oktoberfest, not nearly as good as Munich, but still a fun beer hall experience, good food and a couple of steins to wet our whistle.  Then jumped in a cab and headed down to the Reeperbahn, didn't plan to punt, but to have a look around and get bearings. 

Went to Herbert Strasse, which is a similar arrangement to the Red Light District of Amsterdam, however there are huge steel gates at either end, designed to keep out women and under 18s.  I thought this place was sleazy as hell, only the 4 of us and 2 old guys on the street, really quiet, with the girls trying to tempt you into their windows.  My travel companions deserted me to sample the goods, while I went for a beer.

The street leading to Herbert Strasse from the main Reeperbahn, is strewn with street prossies, who basically tout on the street and then take you to their apartment/room in the buildings behind.  A particularly hot young German took my fancy and we agreed the fee, 50euro for oral to completion and whatever else we could get done in 30 minutes.  Started off with a strip tease, followed by hand job, followed by excellent OWO, leaving my cock stained with her pillar box read lip stick, a little finger action on her and the 30 minutes was essentially up.  A slim rock chick, with pretty face, perky tits, tight pussy and hot tattoos, pretty good all in all, shame I didn’t have longer, but she wanted another 100euro to fuck her, which I wasn’t willing to pay.  Went back to meet the guys in the boozer before heading out on the town.

I pulled a young German that night as well, buying a rose and a couple of drinks seemed to do the trick, back to her place for some pretty vanilla, yet pretty good sex.  She made remark to the red marks on my cock, pretty sure she knew the score.  Made arrangements to meet her again the next day at a party some of her mates were having, kept that one up my sleeve as a back up plan.

[Cactus]

Day 2:

Had a bit of a lie in due to the late night previously, headed out for a bit to eat at a local steak house before doing a bit of the tourist stuff and taking in some of the sights (ie getting lost).  Evening came and had a couple of beers locally to the hotel, before hitting the Reeperbahn again.  Went to a couple of bars, then into a strip bar (which we thought was just a normal pub), didn’t stay long as the price of beer and dances was rather prohibitive, plus whats the point of tease when you can have it on a plate round the corner.  Took in a live sex show, which one of the guys was desperate to see. Bit of a laugh, but all in all a bit shit and boring.

Had a look at the Eros Centre on the main Reepernahn, however they wanted payment for entry (I forget how much) and then 50euro to visit one of the ladies.  We then went for a look at Paradise Point of Sex, which was free to get in, then 50euro for 20/30 minutes with one of the girls.  This place was unlike anything I’ve ever seen, 4 storeys of small hotel style bedrooms, each with a lady perched on a chair outside (or the door shut & an empty chair) trying to tempt you in.  The other guys were straight into the first rooms then were offered, but I wanted to take my time, take the whole place in and weigh up my choices.

Every conceivable type of prossie was in there, all vying for your attention.  A couple of the ladies of African origin, were overly pushy and took the piss if you weren’t interested.  I plumped for an early 20s Romanian with a slim body, mid size tits, specs and a lip piercing.  Had a quick chat, undressed, bit of crap massage, covered oral, then sex with her on top and then a little doggy.  As soon as we finished, she immediately lost interest and her communication skills vanished, she lay on the bed, on her phone.  I dressed, washed my hands and left.  Then headed out to wait for my mates, 2 of whom were onto their second punt, being unexperienced  punters they thought this place was the bees knees.

Got in touch with the girl from last night, asked about party, but she had left as it was getting a bit late.  Arranged to meet her later in a bar, which we did, along with some of her mates, but nothing happened this time.

[Cactus]

Day 3:

Early start for a bite of lunch then head out to watch Hamburg play football.  Cracking game and atmosphere, no real segregation in the grounds, loud vocal fans, free public transport to and from the game, served beer in the ground….UK football could learn a lot from the Germans.

Headed back to the hotel after the match, got changed, bite to eat, popped to a local casino (won 250euro – result), then out on the town again.  Once more ended up at PPOS, the other boys were like “dogs with two cocks” in there, I eventually went for a slightly larger Romanian with HUGE tits.  The actual punt was shit, she was uninterested, covered oral was poor, sex was average with her on top and wanted an extra 20euro to change position, to which I responded by laughing at her and leaving.  50euro down the drain, but I was actually glad to get out of there.

Back to another couple of bars, but we were all drained after the previous two “big days” and headed back to the digs at around midnight as we had an early check out the next day.

Day 4:

Checked out of hotel at 11, flight not till 19:00, so put bags in a locker at the train station and went for a wander around to do a bit of sight seeing.  Fairly quiet day as, is always the case on the last day, then made our way out the airport to catch the flight.

[Cactus]

All in all it was a good trip.  Punting could have been a lot better, reinforced my view that communications are important during a punt, which is why I much prefer a punt with a Scottish lass over an EE.  Saying that, the German girl on the first night was good value at 50euro for 30 minutes, only soured by the fact she wanted an extra 100 in order to fuck her.

Costs were approx. as follows if you are interested:

Return flights from Edinburgh - £90ish, could have got cheaper if had booked farther in advance but not bad.
Hotel/hostel - £100 for 3 nights in a private room, Hostels in Germany are from my experience the same sort of quality as Travelodge/Holiday Inn type hotel over here.  We were in a 6 Bed room, with 4 of us in it, with private shower and separate toilet.  It was the Generator, nice Hostel, a little pricey, but as I’d stayed previously in their digs in Berlin and knew what I was getting it was worth the extra cost over an A&O or similar.
Spending money – 600 euro, of which 150euro was on punts, the remainder was on food, drink, sight seeing, public transport etc.  Offset nicely by the 250euro win at the casino.  Could have done it a lot cheaper, but we went a bit wild on the booze the first two nights.  By day 3 we had sussed the place much better and knew where to go to save a few quid, I’m sure I’ll spend a lot less next time.
Football – £20, pretty good seats for the Hamburg game, would have liked to have been in the standing section, but alas, booking in German wasn’t my forte.

[Jerboa]

Good report Cactus, sounds like a fun trip, punting in Hamburg is similar to Amsterdam, as they are catering mainly to stag do type tourists, so you are more likely to be hustled In Hamburg than most other cities. Going to the football is a great idea, German games are a lot cheaper than back in UK, I know there are a group of Brits who fly to Dortmund every weekend there is a home game on, because it's still cheaper than following a English team.

[Cactus]

Good report Cactus, sounds like a fun trip, punting in Hamburg is similar to Amsterdam, as they are catering mainly to stag do type tourists, so you are more likely to be hustled In Hamburg than most other cities. Going to the football is a great idea, German games are a lot cheaper than back in UK, I know there are a group of Brits who fly to Dortmund every weekend there is a home game on, because it's still cheaper than following a English team.

That analogy is correct, it is like punting in Amsterdam, geared up for stag doo's, with sex on a plate really, but I'm sure there will be more indies etc out there as well.  Some of the girls were absolutely stunning mind you, but on the flip side there were some munters too, who looked more like they were out to do their weekly shop than being on the game.  It was incredible to see that on the junction between the main street where the street girls operate and the Reeperbahn itself is the main Police Station.  We also took a wander along "tranny street" where the *ahem* ladies work.... interesting! We however declined a pretty 6footers offer of "grupenficken".

The football was really good.  We went to see Hamburg, but wished we went to see St Pauli who play in Bundesliga 2 and are based right in the Reeperbahn, the atmosphere in the ground is apparently brilliant on game day.  Priced up a trip in either March or May next year, flights, 3 nights digs, match tickets and accommodation for well under £200.  I'm confident that I would be able to spend a lot less than I did this time if we go back.

[Jerboa]

Ok not sure If you've seen these sites.

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Report on fkk atmos External Link/Members Only

[spz1234]

Go to Hamburg every year but never punt there. Pub we go to is right opposite Herbertstraße and in the evening to get there you have to negotiate the way past a gaggle of whores who will chase you down the street.

[Cactus]

Go to Hamburg every year but never punt there. Pub we go to is right opposite Herbertstraße and in the evening to get there you have to negotiate the way past a gaggle of whores who will chase you down the street.

It wasn't called "the other place" per chance? Good boozer that we spent a fair bit of time in there. Right on the junction of davidstrasse (crawling with street girls) & herbertstrasse.

[spz1234]

It wasn't called "the other place" per chance? Good boozer that we spent a fair bit of time in there. Right on the junction of davidstrasse (crawling with street girls) & herbertstrasse.

Nah, its a Rock and Metal bar called Nightlight. We always go to a festival near Hamburg every year and stay in Hamburg either side of it and we tend to spend the lions share of our time there although its usually so busy around then that we stay outside. Looking at Google, looks like its the other end of Herbertstrasse.

[spz1234]

The Eros Centre on the Reeperbahn is full of stunning girls for you to chose from.  It's like wandering around a mini multi-story car with scantily clad prossies on every floor - fat, thin, tall, short, blonde, brunnette, redheads, long hair, short hair, black, white, yellow etc etc.  Think of your ideal woman in terms of body shape and looks and you'll probably find your ideal match.  The service is pretty mechanistic though; you're basically there to find one that takes your eye, take her to her little room, shag her, get out, have a few beers to recover then back in again for the next stunner.  Every punter should try the Eros Centre at least once in their punting life!

I've walked past that a hundred times as its right by the hotel we normally stop in. Always had the impression it was just a strip club though.

Not sure I'd feel comfortable punting with the guys I normally go to Hamburg with but then I'm usuallt that drunk wwithin a couple of hours of stepping off the plane after drinking bottles of Astra and Holsten I would probably be near incapable anyway. I'd like to go more often to Hamburg in fact, just for the bars.

[Cactus]

I've walked past that a hundred times as its right by the hotel we normally stop in. Always had the impression it was just a strip club though.

Not sure I'd feel comfortable punting with the guys I normally go to Hamburg with but then I'm usuallt that drunk wwithin a couple of hours of stepping off the plane after drinking bottles of Astra and Holsten I would probably be near incapable anyway. I'd like to go more often to Hamburg in fact, just for the bars.

It's not a strip club, a rock pub with a slightly sleazy atmosphere. I was a big fan.

TBH I wasn't sure if I'd punt there or not, but my mates set the trend, so I went with the flow. It was more a pub crawl type trip & I agree it's a class place for that, so much so that we are planning a return trip in March to take in a st Pauli game. God bless easyjet & their cheap flights from Edinburgh!

[spz1234]

Above reply was in relation to the Eros Centre.

Never been to The Other Place. As said, I'm normally on the other side of Herbertstrasse at Nightlight near Hams Albertz Platz. Although I do venture as far as Erichstrasse so if I fancy a change of scenery, I may check it out when I'm back in the summer.