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External Link/Members OnlyAdelle was an emergency Plan C after my planned punt for the day went off-radar and my Plan B, Miss Cindy Hot, refused at the first fence. Details here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=162051So there I was at 8pm on a Wednesday evening sitting on a wall at Crossharbour, near Canary Wharf, with more than a ton in cash nestlng in my pocket right next to my Kamagra enhanced hard-on. I did a quick "Available Today" search on the AW web app and Adelle seemed the least worst option nearby. I had neither the time nor patience to search her UKP reviews, which as you'll see, are rather mixed.
She was happy to see me at 10 minutes' notice and I found her place no problem. Luxurious flat in a posh block about three minutes walk from South Quay DLR with one other girl in residence — whom I heard but did not see. Adelle was immediately recognisable from her profile pictures and is an exceptionally good looking Romanian girl with a superb body. I would probably have preferred her before the boob job, but her fake tits are undeniably shapely. She seemed happy and good-humoured, but as others have noted, her service has its limitations.
I paid her £120 for an hour and the lack of French Kissing on her likes list was immediately apparent. Pecks on the lips only. After a bit of smooching and fondling she got into position for oral and reached for a condom. "How about without?" I asked. "That's extra baby... and if you want it good, then it's better with the condom." Meaning she charges extra money and puts less effort into it, presumably. I let her use the condom.
The oral was pretty good, but a problem soon presented itself. The condom kept working its way loose. There are two factors at work here, and it's not the first time it's happenend. The first factor is that my cock is very tapered when erect — really fat at the base but thinner at the tip. The second is that these days I always lose at least 10% of my hardness, maybe more, as soon as a rubber goes on. The result is that the damned things work their way off me at the drop of a hat. Just the week before I had energetic cowgirl with another WG and when I pulled out of her the condom stayed inside. Not lining the walls of her pussy like sometimes happens, but bunched up right inside her with not a lot of spunk left in it by the time she got it out. We both freaked out at this, though the girl was slightly reaassured on one score when I told her I'd had the snip 25 years earlier. No other pregnancy prevention in place, apparently. Anyway, that's another story which I'll revisit in another review.
Adelle replaced the condom and resumed the oral and was happy to plant her pussy on my face when I suggested 69. This was a lot of fun, and although her moans of delight were a bit OTT I think she enjoyed it anyway. After a few minutes she pointed out that the new condom kept working loose, so out came a third as she climbed on top of me for cowgirl. She said she was worried about the safety of all this, and though we got into a good grind, her needing to check the rubber every minute or so was a real dampener. After yet another change of condom we switched to missionary, and although I might have cum if allowed to keep going, she called a halt because the damned condom wasn't staying on. She wasn't making it up, I have to say.
So round one concluded with a smoochy wank and I came all over her hand (no condom required, thankfully). After a lot of friendly chat and bit of a back massage, Adelle wanked me back to life, and although I should have asked for more oral, I decided to straddle her slender body and have a bit of tit wank instead, so my second (tiny) load dribbled out on to her big bogus boobs. Which was nice. At this point, to my surprise, we were still only 45 minutes in, but I didn't want any more action so decided to get dressed and leave.
I hovered between a neutral and a positive on this one, because it had its good moments and the condom business was not Adelle's fault, but the clincher is that business about OWO. She has it on her profile both with and without discretion, and the only word about extras is "ALL MY EXTRAS ARE INCLUDED BUT AT MY DISCRETION !!" Which we can now interpret as she'll charge you more money for whatever the hell she wants to.
