Lovely Elle - Armadale

[steelman]

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     Elle is only very part time hence it takes a bit of time to arrange any appointments. When we finally agreed on a time and date I arrived at the post code which was a couple of miles west of the stated town. Elles place is in a residential estate and at the top of a cul-de-sac. Having arrived a couple of minutes early I texted to say I was in the area only to be told she was late in from work and would need time to get ready. After all the trying to arrange an appointment I hung around until she texted the door number 30 minutes later. When I got in the house there was no apology and she had forgot my dress request.  As Elle was in towel robe I asked her if she could change after all I had waited that long. Elle then went off to put on the requested stockings and sussies and returned. After some light kissing mainly pecks. I took off the bra to be told she had sensitive nipples and be gentle. Her owo was okay but I had to ask for less hand and more mouth, when that happened it was pretty good. Then after removing her knickers which were under her sussies was told no fingering. When I had been down on her with reverse oral was told I had to stop as was very sensitive down there. Having stopped and came back up was then told no kissing as I had been down stairs. So it was on with the bag and sex in a couple of positions until the bag was filled. I was then handed a wet wipe to clean up as she had to go and stop the dogs barking. Overall Elle is an attractive girl and maybe we did not click or she had a bad day at work but I will not return in any great hurry.

[nike]

Ur being generous. I would have given that as a negative.

[Easygoingdude]

Had this girl on my HL for a while, after previous positive reviews. Think I’ll hold off in organising anything at the moment!

[willie loman]

One of the reasons I cant be arsed with the "independents" is this sort of awful encounter. Bet she said you could wash your cock in the sink.

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Seems far removed from the service she used to provide.
I noticed her updated 'services' tab with a new pricing structure.
What ever happened to 'paying for my time' approach that other WG profuse?

[Easygoingdude]

She has been on my HL for ages, just never managed to free when she was.

Saw the new pricing structure 

As you say why can't you keep it simple. Irony being you could get 90 mins with her cheaper than her £200 an hour rate.

[RandyRob69]

Agree with Nike, that would have been a negative from me too.

For some reason I wanted to meet this girl, but after reading steelman's review and a re-read of her profile, my thoughts have changed completely - not for me!

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Reading this Elle? 

Just updated profile and rates.

Dusty phone predicted.

[Harrymetsally]

Negative.  FFS you licked her pussy and then she wouldn't kiss you?  That's fcked up.  Or her pussy is pongy.

What is it with pish working girls everywhere....I remember 3-4 years I couldn't have a shit punt, it just wasn't possible!

[LovelyElle]

Reading this Elle? 

Just updated profile and rates.

Dusty phone predicted.

Unfortunately, yes I am.

[willie loman]

One of the reasons I cant be arsed with the "independents" is this sort of awful encounter. Bet she said you could wash your cock in the sink.

Sorry just noticed you got given a wet wipe.

[oldgeezer]

Guys dont think your being fare ,surely its up to elle what she allows and its your decision whether to meet ,as ive said before i had several overnights with this person  and my only complaint was the sensitivity issue thats why i stopped seeing her ,you just have to move on .

[Happy99]

Unfortunately, yes I am.

You had it on your AW profile for about a year that you were 'retiring soon' (marketing ploy used by WGs to drum up business) maybe you should have 'retired'.

The drivel you have written on your profile since this review came out is laughable 

[Matrix]

Guys dont think your being fare ,surely its up to elle what she allows and its your decision whether to meet ,as ive said before i had several overnights with this person  and my only complaint was the sensitivity issue thats why i stopped seeing her ,you just have to move on .

Aye ok, Gawain.

[Juilius_Sneezer]

Unfortunately, yes I am.

Laughable if you think most of us are here to degrade you. Most of us are here simply to grade you. The key is in "service provider" and this is essentially the Trip Advisor of the hobby.

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Guys dont think your being fare ,surely its up to elle what she allows and its your decision whether to meet ,as ive said before i had several overnights with this person  and my only complaint was the sensitivity issue thats why i stopped seeing her ,you just have to move on .

It is indeed but she cannot put one thing on hee profile, take your money, then refuse what you think you paid for.
What she should have done was either been straight up from the start or not took his money and shown him the door.

[FBman78]

Agree with Pete on this. Do what you advertise or stop baiting customers in.

[pieeyedpiper]

+1

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Agree with Pete on this. Do what you advertise or stop baiting customers in.

The counter is that if punters want the advertised services they should turn up in a condition that doesn't give the lady any reason to refuse them.

[FBman78]

Cleanliness is a given surely no one thinks turning up with cheese on your knob is a good idea?

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Cleanliness is a given surely no one thinks turning up with cheese on your knob is a good idea?

OP is a seasoned punter going by his post rate and review count. I've not read all his posts nor his reviews but I guess he'd be a short lived punter if he wasn't 'up to scratch'

[TommyMoundfrigger]

In short.
I see both sides.
I've met Elle a few times and had an amazing time every time. Always delivered what was offered. Would definitely see again if I thought the same.
OP has his right to review his experience.
It's different from mine and also from others.
Who knows what the next might be?
The next might be mine. Then maybe we can see if it's a decline in service or something personal.

[LovelyElle]

It is indeed but she cannot put one thing on hee profile, take your money, then refuse what you think you paid for.
What she should have done was either been straight up from the start or not took his money and shown him the door.

I deliver on all my services... that's never been an issue but I should have just showed him the door.  I also don't need to bait guys to book with me. You can pass judgement all you like but none of you were there. Simple as that.

[TommyMoundfrigger]

That's why I gave 2 sides of the scenario.

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Bollocks.
I'm sticking my neck out here. Call me white knight or whatever.
I say the OP was the problem.
I've seen Elle 4 times. All top notch meets.
No advertised services ever refused.
Her only negative for me is her availability, or I'd be visiting her again.

[Happy99]

I deliver on all my services... that's never been an issue but I should have just showed him the door.  I also don't need to bait guys to book with me. You can pass judgement all you like but none of you were there. Simple as that.

So why have it on your profile 'retiring soon' for about a year and then never retired, if not to bait?

'Honesty section'  you wouldnt have put that on your profile but for the negative review, so how honest is that. The reason you didnt show him the door is you wanted to take his money and you didnt think there would be any come back so took it pretty much under false pretences.

Its not just the punter above that scored you a negative anyway, another said he wouldn't return and you cant try to put all the blame on him for that one.

£80 for 30mins in Armadale  Why did you put your price up after the negative review?

Its says on your profile 'catch me in the right mood and you never know what might happen' presumably catch you in the wrong mood and nothing will happen with no refund.

[FBman78]

Maybe you should be more clear at the time of booking about your do and don't list if not state it in your profile.  My personal hate is DFK  is in the likes but you only get a peck. If you do it state it if there are conditions attached beyond the simple fresh breath state that too.

[steelman]

  I have been away since just after I posted the review. In reply  :dance:to some comments I would not visit any girl unless I was in a presentable condition. I had a shower and brushed teeth 30 minutes before the time of the punt. As for Piper thoughts that I was at fault bullocks as you say. It was my opinion of the punt and the service I received. If you had a great punt well done. At the end of the day any review is an personal opinion of that time.

[TommyMoundfrigger]

  I have been away since just after I posted the review. In reply  :dance:to some comments I would not visit any girl unless I was in a presentable condition. I had a shower and brushed teeth 30 minutes before the time of the punt. As for Piper thoughts that I was at fault bullocks as you say. It was my opinion of the punt and the service I received. If you had a great punt well done. At the end of the day any review is an personal opinion of that time.

Agreed   

[Happy99]

So why have it on your profile 'retiring soon' for about a year and then never retired, if not to bait?

'Honesty section'  you wouldnt have put that on your profile but for the negative review, so how honest is that. The reason you didnt show him the door is you wanted to take his money and you didnt think there would be any come back so took it pretty much under false pretences.

Its not just the punter above that scored you a negative anyway, another said he wouldn't return and you cant try to put all the blame on him for that one.

£80 for 30mins in Armadale  Why did you put your price up after the negative review?

Its says on your profile 'catch me in the right mood and you never know what might happen' presumably catch you in the wrong mood and nothing will happen with no refund.

Still no reply from her on this, but has now got a fluffy to put an AW feedback style BS review up 

[Dakota]

Still no reply from her on this, but has now got a fluffy to put an AW feedback style BS review up 

"Happy99" - looks like "never happy" to me as all you have ever posted on here is criticism, or negative reviews / comments.

I'm sorry if you don't like my reporting style, but this was my first visit to Elle and as you can see from my reviews on here I only report the facts as I see them. (Positive and Negative)

[Happy99]

I'm sorry if you don't like my reporting style

Its more of a cringeworthy advert (approved by her royal uptightness to blow dust off the phone) than a reporting style. You forgot to add in 'treat her well guys' and 'what happens between us shall forever remain private' 

[Rainbowstrip]

Elle's gorgeous looks are worth putting up with her wee tantrums, hypocrocity and highly strung nature. Once she gets in the mood she becomes more filthy than most, plus she is Scottish.

[Juilius_Sneezer]

Elle's gorgeous looks are worth putting up with her wee tantrums, hypocrocity and highly strung nature. Once she gets in the mood she becomes more filthy than most, plus she is Scottish.

Youve started posting today criticising 4 girls and talking up this one who arguably has little going for her from what I have seen, if anything your comments about her personality put me off her even more.

[FBman78]

Elle's gorgeous looks are worth putting up with her wee tantrums, hypocrocity and highly strung nature. Once she gets in the mood she becomes more filthy than most, plus she is Scottish.

How do you know she is gorgeous?

[Courtney]

Elle's gorgeous looks are worth putting up with her wee tantrums, hypocrocity and highly strung nature. Once she gets in the mood she becomes more filthy than most

....sounds like she already has you on your hands and knees.

plus she is Scottish.

....that is interesting.

[Rainbowstrip]

Well I speak from a couple of years ago, I can but only assume she still is, I should of made it clearer sorry 😊 but yeah defo stroppy!

[Courtney]

I should have made it clearer

Fixed for you.

[FBman78]

Well I speak from a couple of years ago, I can but only assume she still is, I should of made it clearer sorry 😊 but yeah defo stroppy!

You are an odd fella Elle

[TommyMoundfrigger]

How do you know she is gorgeous?

Met 4 times.
Confirm, gorgeous. 

[captainstabben]

Well I speak from a couple of years ago

Met lovely elle about year ago

A lot of her punters she's seen seems to be from at least a year ago.   

[FBman78]

Met 4 times.
Confirm, gorgeous. 

Cheers Pete

[TommyMoundfrigger]

A lot of her punters she's seen seems to be from at least a year ago.

She took a mood because I had to cancel on her or I definitely would have seen her again.

[Rainbowstrip]

Yeah think I'm currently blocked 🙈 She took the strop cause she thought I had confirmed a booking when I was merely enquiring, she is quite easy to find on Facebook, even her old bebo account exists still, both confirm she is gorgeous 

[jeff-albertson]

Blocked me to don't know why ?  From what I can mind meet went ok but she didn't like smokers Also a long time since I saw her but she was a nice looking lassie no denying that.

[Clattypats]

Yeah think I'm currently blocked 🙈 She took the strop cause she thought I had confirmed a booking when I was merely enquiring, she is quite easy to find on Facebook, even her old bebo account exists still, both confirm she is gorgeous 

Nice to see you're  looking up WGs on Facebook. ..Bit creepy...  

[Clattypats]

Blocked me to don't know why ?  From what I can mind meet went ok but she didn't like smokers Also a long time since I saw her but she was a nice looking lassie no denying that.

Probably blocked him,because he's looking people up on Facebook...FMG.. 

[Matrix]

Probably blocked him,because he's looking people up on Facebook...FMG.. 

What does "FMG" mean, Clatty?

Urban dictionary says fuck my granny. 

[Clattypats]

What does "FMG" mean, Clatty?

Urban dictionary says fuck my granny. 

Fuck Me Gently....is my meaning of it...

[Rainbowstrip]

Can't beat a good FB wank