Sexy (not) Caroline. Milton Keynes. Unfriendly, no effort, waste of time.

[Jack Flash]

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Details
Incall 30 mins £60. September 2017. Early pm.

Prelude
Another girl cancelled at last minute due to personal problems. Hope to see her and report another time. Phoned Caroline and arranged to meet. Given full address.

Venue
Easy to find flat in Central MK. Reasonable sized bedroom with double bed. Low ‘mood’ lighting and music playing.

About
Tallish size 10 (never an 8). Plainish face as in the AW profile but I did not see her smile. Small boobs and good shaped legs. Wearing a see-through blouse with no bra, leather skirt and black hold-ups. Should have been sexy but not – see below.

The Meeting
Stood behind the door to let me in. No welcome so I went for a kiss which she accepted but did not return – an omen of what was to come. I completed the paperwork and started to converse just to break the ice but the ice was very thick. It was hard going particularly as she seems to have a problem hearing normal conversation. She seemed to get irritated as I asked her where she had been before MK and said ‘why are you asking me all these questions?’ Not welcoming in the slightest, not good. Started kissing her and feeling her boobs. Removed her top and kissed her boobs and nipples. Silence. No moans, encouragement or words. Proceeded to remove my shirt, kissed her some more then my jeans, more kissing, then my boxers. At which she said ‘why do you take so many goes to take your clothes off, you could have taken them off in one go’ Starting to irritate me now but I persevered – I had started so I was going to finish. Kissed down to her pussy and asked if fingers Ok which she agreed to so inserted a couple of fingers and licked her clit. Silence, no movement and no sound. She was still breathing so she wasn’t dead! She licked and mildly sucked my cock then I suggested we fuck. Started in mish which felt OK but again no response, movement or encouragement from her. Moved to doggy and back to mish but I was getting pissed off with the lack of response so asked her to suck me off, which she did to cim. Overall one of my worst experiences ever. It was like an encounter with some warm meat and about as much conversation as well.


Summary
Maybe I caught her on a bad day but then she should not be taking bookings if she knew she would give such a piss poor service. Complete waste of time.


Would I return?
Definite NO

[miraluka]

i had a meet with her not long before you and sadly never got round to reviewing. i would personally rate her negative also. unenthusiastic, not the greatest body (what looked like a c section scar was unappealing) and just overall attitude. wont see again and would not recommend.

[Sparta Prada]

Thanks for the review.

She has been on my HL and recently when I have been travelling on the M1 I have called but she never answers the phone so I guess I had a lucky escape.

What's more interesting is that the only person with a positive comment about Caroline is King Tarzan, but everyone else who has met her on this forum has either given her a negative review or comments. And the experiences reported are so different from KT's. Hmm...

[king tarzan]

Thanks for the review.

She has been on my HL and recently when I have been travelling on the M1 I have called but she never answers the phone so I guess I had a lucky escape.

What's more interesting is that the only person with a positive comment about Caroline is King Tarzan, but everyone else who has met her on this forum has either given her a negative review or comments. And the experiences reported are so different from KT's. Hmm...

My experience with was excellent. .
Some of the honeys have mentioned that I do have an easy going comical relaxed charm. .

If you go through my positive reviews which others have followed on and also have had good to excellent experiences. .

To lightly insinuate that I fabricate the encounter for what ever reason is not pleasant thinking..

For the London / south east contingent of the forum my £20 kiss test + follow on excellent experiences clear the path for others who do appreciate my reviews to go and have a jolly good time..

To put doubt upon my honest reviews is not good form..

[Sparta Prada]

My experience with was excellent. .
Some of the honeys have mentioned that I do have an easy going comical relaxed charm. .

If you go through my positive reviews which others have followed on and also have had good to excellent experiences. .

To lightly insinuate that I fabricate the encounter for what ever reason is not pleasant thinking..

For the London / south east contingent of the forum my £20 kiss test + follow on excellent experiences clear the path for others who do appreciate my reviews to go and have a jolly good time..

To put doubt upon my honest reviews is not good form..

Ah, c'mon big man! Your review and this review are such polar opposites to the point where YMMV doesn't even come into it.

The OP and the guy who also commented have quite a lot of negative reviews between them. You have such a colourful reviewing style it rubs people up the wrong way, and you have also had a banning on here.

You tell me who I should believe!

[king tarzan]

Ah, c'mon big man! Your review and this review are such polar opposites to the point where YMMV doesn't even come into it.

The OP and the guy who also commented have quite a lot of negative reviews between them. You have such a colourful reviewing style it rubs people up the wrong way, and you have also had a banning on here.

You tell me who I should believe!

My experience with her was excellent
Others you have mentioned there experiences were shit

I can't account for others experiences based on my positive reviews. .