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Author Topic: Juliety/lorena sensual/Susy Cortez - London (Near Green Park)  (Read 2167 times)


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Offline bbz123

Oh boy, this is going to be a looong review...

Now going into this punt, I'll say I had pretty low expectations based on some of the other reviews, and tbh all I wanted was a pump and dump with a ridiculously hot chick.  This was a bit of weird punt in the end, I was going to rate it as neutral as I got the pump and dump with that ass, but looking back her attitude is all over the place, so figured a negative is warranted to warn people. All in all I'd say I got what I wanted out of it though.

Tl;dr - she is ridiculously fit, , but is mental, with a serious attitude problem, but I'm also 100% she is suzy cortez. I didn't fully believe it until I got back home and saw the corridor/living room/kitchen in her instagram posts - they are definitely same as the ones in the flat we met in - couldn't have had better confirmation really. She knows she is fit, and I get the impression expects people to do wtf she wants really. Pretty easy for her to go into hissy fit mode as will be mentioned below... If you want to bang her because she is fit, I'd say go for it, but don't expect a GFE, her mood varies dramatically from my experience and reading others, so probably just go in looking to bang her and leave. If she goes off on one, I found standing firm worked, but depends on how far you are willing to go in this case.

Anyways, I'd heard that Suzy escorted occasionally, couldn't really understand why she would be escorting for £130 h/h, but the pics of her were too good for me to not take a shot at booking her. Ended up using her backpage ad, but I've also linked the AW account she (apparently) uses.

AW - External Link/Members Only
Backpage - External Link/Members Only

Price - £150 total (£130 for h/h + £20 oral and anal)
Girl - 10/10 (even better than her pics tbh). Her ass is ridiculous, boob job is really good as well - tits are still really nice and soft, but firm. And her face, I'd say that is her best feature... She's probably one of the hottest chicks I'll ever bang (imo at least).
Services - 6-7/10 - did everything advertised (OWO, Anal, fucking multiple positions), but with a pretty big hiccup as will be discussed below.
Value - 6-7/10 - I think when just looking at her body £150 is pretty good for OWO, Anal and sex, but you have to deal with her serious attitude problem which most won't be able to put up with. From my perspective it was worth it as I got what I wanted out of her, but obviously others aren't going to agree. This and the services score could very easily have hit a 2 though had things panned out differently.

Review

First off - I think 'scatty' as others have put on here fits the bill pretty well - I messaged her in the afternoon, and didn't get a reply. After looking at her pics I was pretty heated and decided to look for a plan B (and C), and ended up getting a train to London while figuring out what I wanted to do. Miraculously while on the train I get a text from her saying she is working, and manage to arrange a meet at 7.30 PM. At this point though I'm really not holding my breath.

I ended up getting there a bit early and had some time to kill, but she messaged saying I could come earlier if I wanted, which I thought was good at least. Get to the address, and this is where I start to get worried. Message saying I'm there - no reply. Try calling - she texts saying text me instead. Wait another 5 mins, 10 mins, and I'm about to walk thinking it must've been BS. Then finally she responds with the buzzer number and floor.

Get upstairs, still pretty fucking sceptical, until the door opens. Completely blow away by how fit she was, definitely the girl in the pics in my mind - easily a 10/10. She was wearing this golden bikini set - External Link/Members Only. She is very forward (as mentioned in other reviews), and grabs my cock while putting my hand on her ass, telling me to follow her in to fuck, basically she is all over me. The super fit slutty chick is what I wanted though, so I quite enjoyed this. At this point I still couldn't quite believe it was the same chick, but either way thought fuck it she is so fit I really don't care.

In the bedroom now, and we get started - again as others have said, no FK, small pecks instead, but like I said I really wasn't in this for a GFE so couldn't care less. Next was a bit weird - she makes a 'joke' about how she normally charges £2000 and how I was lucky to get her for £150 - I saw another punter got a bit pissed at this, but I just burst out laughing, at which point she laughs and I think fuck it.

She gets me to spread some oil on her ass, after which she takes out my cock and starts giving me OWO without prompting, at which point I lie down and she continues. Tbh she is pretty damn good at this imo, she managed to deepthroat (not the whole way, but partially), which felt pretty damn amazing as well, and seeing her ridiculously hot face going down on my cock was just an added bonus. I then get her to hang her head off the bed and try face fucking her - she said she'd never tried this before - like fuck she hadn't, but w.e. Could tell she was finding it tough, so got her to lick my balls and then decide I want to fuck her.

I bang her in missionary whilst getting her to look at me with her crazy eyes. This was pretty awesome, and her tits while fake are really nice to play with like this. It is at this point she says my dick is too big for her pussy though and she wants it in her ass instead - tbh I've had other girls say I'm a bit too big to go in all the way, but I was a bit like wtf over ass only as an alternative, obv wasn't going to complain though. Bend her over in do her in her ass. She lies down flat and I pound away which again feels great given her ass is nice and tight.

This is when it goes wrong though - I realise I'm going to cum, but wanted to bang her pussy some more, so pull out to stop myself (ended up being a half cum). For some reason, she really didn't like this, as she clocked on to the fact I came, and probably wanted me to just finish - but I tell her I want to fuck her pussy. She starts to moan a bit but gets into missionary again and I start pounding away. She then starts to complain I'm destroying her pussy and I'm taking ages to finish. This really puts me off, and she then goes on a rant about this is why she normally only fucks guys for £2000+, as it is too much work. Basically it is a full on hissy fit.

At this point I'm considering what to do, but even looking at her mad, she was so hot I really wanted another go on that ass, and so decide to try my luck whereas I guess most others would walk. I tell her to just jerk me off and I'll cum, then coax her into giving me another BJ, after a bit of time doing this she says no though. I then just tell her I wanted to bang until I came. She tries to tell me time is nearly up, then I say she made me wait 10 mins. She is still moaning away, but ends up bending over for me. The site of that ass is enough to get me going again, I slide in and pound away. She is looking at her phone btw at this point, but like I said at the beginning, I really didn't give a shit as all I was there to do was bang her body, so all I needed her to do was stick that ass up for me, but obviously a lot of punters would be put off by this.

Anyways I pound her at which point her phone goes down and she starts to get into it again, and I finish up properly this time. For some weird reason her mood has now miraculously changed, and she starts saying how impressed she was :unknown:

At this point I am also 100% sure I'm over my time, but she was then happy to chat with me for another 10 minutes, even offers me a shower (seriously crazy how fast her mood changed..). Tbh it becomes clear from chatting she was in a pretty shitty mood to begin with though, just broke up with her bf or something, showed me a tattoo of his name that she said she was getting removed the next day. She then drops that even her ex-husband and bf basically paid for her pussy too by credit cards, etc and no one fucks her for free... surprise surprise  :sarcastic: She really didn't even try to hide this shit, told me straight up she was suzy cortez - she even had some mags of her shoots on the foot of the bed. I told her she knows she is hot and takes the piss, then she agreed lmao... no modesty there. Got a couple of pics out of her in the end too (she was pretty happy to do this :rolleyes:).

I get dressed, and while I'm leaving she ends up saying I'm welcome back...  :unknown:

Side not though - she did mention she was planning on staying in London until November, incase anyone wasn't completely put off by this review   :hi:

Offline Brazilian Martian

Oh boy, this is going to be a looong review...

Now going into this punt, I'll say I had pretty low expectations based on some of the other reviews, and tbh all I wanted was a pump and dump with a ridiculously hot chick.  This was a bit of weird punt in the end, I was going to rate it as neutral as I got the pump and dump with that ass, but looking back her attitude is all over the place, so figured a negative is warranted to warn people. All in all I'd say I got what I wanted out of it though.

Tl;dr - she is ridiculously fit, , but is mental, with a serious attitude problem, but I'm also 100% she is suzy cortez. I didn't fully believe it until I got back home and saw the corridor/living room/kitchen in her instagram posts - they are definitely same as the ones in the flat we met in - couldn't have had better confirmation really. She knows she is fit, and I get the impression expects people to do wtf she wants really. Pretty easy for her to go into hissy fit mode as will be mentioned below... If you want to bang her because she is fit, I'd say go for it, but don't expect a GFE, her mood varies dramatically from my experience and reading others, so probably just go in looking to bang her and leave. If she goes off on one, I found standing firm worked, but depends on how far you are willing to go in this case.

Anyways, I'd heard that Suzy escorted occasionally, couldn't really understand why she would be escorting for £130 h/h, but the pics of her were too good for me to not take a shot at booking her. Ended up using her backpage ad, but I've also linked the AW account she (apparently) uses.

AW - External Link/Members Only
Backpage - External Link/Members Only

Price - £150 total (£130 for h/h + £20 oral and anal)
Girl - 10/10 (even better than her pics tbh). Her ass is ridiculous, boob job is really good as well - tits are still really nice and soft, but firm. And her face, I'd say that is her best feature... She's probably one of the hottest chicks I'll ever bang (imo at least).
Services - 6-7/10 - did everything advertised (OWO, Anal, fucking multiple positions), but with a pretty big hiccup as will be discussed below.
Value - 6-7/10 - I think when just looking at her body £150 is pretty good for OWO, Anal and sex, but you have to deal with her serious attitude problem which most won't be able to put up with. From my perspective it was worth it as I got what I wanted out of her, but obviously others aren't going to agree. This and the services score could very easily have hit a 2 though had things panned out differently.

Review

First off - I think 'scatty' as others have put on here fits the bill pretty well - I messaged her in the afternoon, and didn't get a reply. After looking at her pics I was pretty heated and decided to look for a plan B (and C), and ended up getting a train to London while figuring out what I wanted to do. Miraculously while on the train I get a text from her saying she is working, and manage to arrange a meet at 7.30 PM. At this point though I'm really not holding my breath.

I ended up getting there a bit early and had some time to kill, but she messaged saying I could come earlier if I wanted, which I thought was good at least. Get to the address, and this is where I start to get worried. Message saying I'm there - no reply. Try calling - she texts saying text me instead. Wait another 5 mins, 10 mins, and I'm about to walk thinking it must've been BS. Then finally she responds with the buzzer number and floor.

Get upstairs, still pretty fucking sceptical, until the door opens. Completely blow away by how fit she was, definitely the girl in the pics in my mind - easily a 10/10. She was wearing this golden bikini set - External Link/Members Only. She is very forward (as mentioned in other reviews), and grabs my cock while putting my hand on her ass, telling me to follow her in to fuck, basically she is all over me. The super fit slutty chick is what I wanted though, so I quite enjoyed this. At this point I still couldn't quite believe it was the same chick, but either way thought fuck it she is so fit I really don't care.

In the bedroom now, and we get started - again as others have said, no FK, small pecks instead, but like I said I really wasn't in this for a GFE so couldn't care less. Next was a bit weird - she makes a 'joke' about how she normally charges £2000 and how I was lucky to get her for £150 - I saw another punter got a bit pissed at this, but I just burst out laughing, at which point she laughs and I think fuck it.

She gets me to spread some oil on her ass, after which she takes out my cock and starts giving me OWO without prompting, at which point I lie down and she continues. Tbh she is pretty damn good at this imo, she managed to deepthroat (not the whole way, but partially), which felt pretty damn amazing as well, and seeing her ridiculously hot face going down on my cock was just an added bonus. I then get her to hang her head off the bed and try face fucking her - she said she'd never tried this before - like fuck she hadn't, but w.e. Could tell she was finding it tough, so got her to lick my balls and then decide I want to fuck her.

I bang her in missionary whilst getting her to look at me with her crazy eyes. This was pretty awesome, and her tits while fake are really nice to play with like this. It is at this point she says my dick is too big for her pussy though and she wants it in her ass instead - tbh I've had other girls say I'm a bit too big to go in all the way, but I was a bit like wtf over ass only as an alternative, obv wasn't going to complain though. Bend her over in do her in her ass. She lies down flat and I pound away which again feels great given her ass is nice and tight.

This is when it goes wrong though - I realise I'm going to cum, but wanted to bang her pussy some more, so pull out to stop myself (ended up being a half cum). For some reason, she really didn't like this, as she clocked on to the fact I came, and probably wanted me to just finish - but I tell her I want to fuck her pussy. She starts to moan a bit but gets into missionary again and I start pounding away. She then starts to complain I'm destroying her pussy and I'm taking ages to finish. This really puts me off, and she then goes on a rant about this is why she normally only fucks guys for £2000+, as it is too much work. Basically it is a full on hissy fit.

At this point I'm considering what to do, but even looking at her mad, she was so hot I really wanted another go on that ass, and so decide to try my luck whereas I guess most others would walk. I tell her to just jerk me off and I'll cum, then coax her into giving me another BJ, after a bit of time doing this she says no though. I then just tell her I wanted to bang until I came. She tries to tell me time is nearly up, then I say she made me wait 10 mins. She is still moaning away, but ends up bending over for me. The site of that ass is enough to get me going again, I slide in and pound away. She is looking at her phone btw at this point, but like I said at the beginning, I really didn't give a shit as all I was there to do was bang her body, so all I needed her to do was stick that ass up for me, but obviously a lot of punters would be put off by this.

Anyways I pound her at which point her phone goes down and she starts to get into it again, and I finish up properly this time. For some weird reason her mood has now miraculously changed, and she starts saying how impressed she was :unknown:

At this point I am also 100% sure I'm over my time, but she was then happy to chat with me for another 10 minutes, even offers me a shower (seriously crazy how fast her mood changed..). Tbh it becomes clear from chatting she was in a pretty shitty mood to begin with though, just broke up with her bf or something, showed me a tattoo of his name that she said she was getting removed the next day. She then drops that even her ex-husband and bf basically paid for her pussy too by credit cards, etc and no one fucks her for free... surprise surprise  :sarcastic: She really didn't even try to hide this shit, told me straight up she was suzy cortez - she even had some mags of her shoots on the foot of the bed. I told her she knows she is hot and takes the piss, then she agreed lmao... no modesty there. Got a couple of pics out of her in the end too (she was pretty happy to do this :rolleyes:).

I get dressed, and while I'm leaving she ends up saying I'm welcome back...  :unknown:

Side not though - she did mention she was planning on staying in London until November, incase anyone wasn't completely put off by this review   :hi:

I'm sure her army of fans boys will not be happy that you have given her a negative, honest punter and a few others will mount up soon to defend her luckily her major white knight Sunil_n got banned for being a Undisirable creep.

As for her behaviour its prossie logic :wackogirl: she probably has so many guys blowing smoke up her ass telling her how amazing she is, she starts to believe her own hype.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2017, 03:25:18 pm by Brazilian Martian »

Offline bbz123

Yeah I saw the controversy in the other threads, but the experience was so bizarre I figured I had to leave a review. Tbh I was pretty happy as I just wanted to fuck her, and even though she had serious issues, that was all I wanted. But realistically comparing her service to other escorts in the same price range, it was mental - experience totally depends on her mood and how much you meet her expectations. The minute you do something she doesn't like, that's it.... :scare:

But like I said, she is crazy fucking fit... I don't regret it one bit as even though she moaned I got what I wanted lmao... Others obv may not be that lucky though.

Offline Dicky

Think you did really well by standing firm and cajoling her into what you wanted to do :thumbsup:

Offline Brazilian Martian

Yeah I saw the controversy in the other threads, but the experience was so bizarre I figured I had to leave a review. Tbh I was pretty happy as I just wanted to fuck her, and even though she had serious issues, that was all I wanted. But realistically comparing her service to other escorts in the same price range, it was mental - experience totally depends on her mood and how much you meet her expectations. The minute you do something she doesn't like, that's it.... :scare:

But like I said, she is crazy fucking fit... I don't regret it one bit as even though she moaned I got what I wanted lmao... Others obv may not be that lucky though.

A high majority of these prossie get like this, i met one once who was based out of the canary wharf area and she kept on talking about how other punters buy her expensive gifts and hand bags during my punt with her. Anyway thanks for this review  :hi:

Offline Mario7769

Not even going to lie... despite her god-awful attitude, that ass and face and WAIST is insanely tempting, and makes me actually want to get back in the game. Words can't express how badly I want to fuck this woman.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2017, 07:51:52 pm by Mario7769 »

Offline peter purves

Good review!!

I can see why you rated it as a negative in the end

Question: Once the dust settles will you be going back again??

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Offline bbz123

Not even going to lie... despite her god-awful attitude, that ass and face and WAIST is insanely tempting, and makes me actually want to get back in the game. Words can't express how badly I want to fuck this woman.

Yeah that is why I took the risk even with her god awful reviews, and why I stayed to get more when she went off on one, thank fuck it worked... I'd say if you are tempted may as well give her a shot, but be prepared in the instance things go south...

And to Peter, cheers. Not gonna lie though, the idea of going back is rolling around in my mind, but if I did it would just be for another go on that ass while getting her to look back at me. Her attitude stinks, no two ways about it, but she is probably one of the hottest chicks you'll ever find, and at £150 for 30 mins, isn't terrible value in my eyes given she does actually do anal, OWO (no hesitation either), and from what I've read CIM, maybe even facials for that too. And tbh, I'm probably in a minority of punters (maybe?) who just doesn't give a fuck whether she is into it or not (obv if she is then great, but it isn't a deal breaker if not), as long as I get what I want I'm happy, and after this punt I think I've figured out how to deal with her if she ends up like that again - just keep pushing.... I punt for the variety and to bang hot chicks, not to have another GF to worry about while doing so...

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hilarious, i wanted to go back and see her for £100  for 30, but £150 for 30 is too much....thats puts her at £300 per hour when there are too many other bitches to fuck but she is in fact one of the hottest escorts i've ever seeen....and i am talking 1000s of punts here...


Offline peter purves

hilarious, i wanted to go back and see her for £100  for 30, but £150 for 30 is too much....thats puts her at £300 per hour when there are too many other bitches to fuck but she is in fact one of the hottest escorts i've ever seeen....and i am talking 1000s of punts here...

I think that could be a typographical error since in the earlier part of the review it is stated:


Anyways, I'd heard that Suzy escorted occasionally, couldn't really understand why she would be escorting for £130 h/h, but the pics of her were too good for me to not take a shot at booking her. Ended up using her backpage ad...


bbz123??  :unknown:
« Last Edit: September 14, 2017, 12:05:41 am by peter purves »
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Offline bbz123

Well it is £150 including anal and oral, which lets face it, you're going to pay - £20 is not enough to warrant missing out on fucking her ass, so at that point seeing it as £300 per hour is probably fair, although I'd say 30 mins is probably more than enough with her, any more and you'd really be pushing your luck  :lol:

But yeah being realistic, she is one of the hottest chicks you'll ever bang, which for me made it worth the high price tag, even with the shit service...
« Last Edit: September 14, 2017, 12:57:09 am by bbz123 »

Offline BillGoldberg

Nice balanced review overall, although with her attitude and blatant piss taking I'd absolutely disagree with your 6-7/10 value rating.

At £300/hr she should be doing mostly everything, and doing it with a smile, enthusiasm and considerable skill. For £300/hr I'd expect a professional attitude, efficient comms and real tits too, real everything, and a PSE roster including uninhibited full on DFK, CIM, facials and no complaining about dick size or how long it takes you to cum.

She's just one of those spoilt brat whores who, sadly due to punters constant positive affirmations, fully realises that she can rely on her looks to get away with a lot of substandard bullshit and asinine behaviour.

I might put up with this kind of thing for £60 for 1/2 hr just to sample that ass, but nothing more.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2017, 09:36:02 am by BillGoldberg »

Offline Anadin

Looks like someone else is using that AW profile now.

This is hers today External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only assuming she uses it.

Offline Brazilian Martian

Looks like someone else is using that AW profile now.

This is hers today External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only assuming she uses it.

You need your eyes tested its the same girl maybe just older pics or taken from a odd angles but it's still Julie.

Offline d.diggler

Agree very pretty girl but can't get past the sheer size of that arse - maybe an attraction to some but not to me…...

Candyman

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I didnt realise this was Suzy. The photos definitely arent of her. I saw her before but because her profile disappeared I never bothered reviewing. This one probably wont last either. I found her to be shit nuts but hot and loved a pounding. Wouldnt return though because of the price but had to experience that ass

Offline Anadin

You need your eyes tested its the same girl maybe just older pics or taken from a odd angles but it's still Julie.
What the fuck are you on about?


Offline Brazilian Martian

What the fuck are you on about?

You stated some one is using her profile. Well it looks like it's FUCKING her thats what im on about !!!

Offline Anadin

You stated some one is using her profile. Well it looks like it's FUCKING her thats what im on about !!!

Then you're the one who's fucking blind chap  :lol:

It's clearly not her, not even the same pricing.

Offline Mario7769

Then you're the one who's fucking blind chap  :lol:

It's clearly not her, not even the same pricing.

That is her... Take a MUCH closer look. lol...

Offline Brazilian Martian

That is her... Take a MUCH closer look. lol...

Exactly, you can't help some people they just don't want to believe it.


Offline puntingpumping1920

Then you're the one who's fucking blind chap  :lol:

It's clearly not her, not even the same pricing.

 
BM is right its her
 
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Offline peter purves

Yet another question bbz123

Leaving aside your own motivation for punting, those whom you deem to be 'glamorous', SC's 'attitude' etc, solely as a SP how would you rate her??

Cheers!!
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Offline Anadin


 
BM is right its her

Are you kidding me, So let me get this straight you're telling me that you agree that this is still Suzy Cortez in this profile?

Anyways, I'd heard that Suzy escorted occasionally, couldn't really understand why she would be escorting for £130 h/h, but the pics of her were too good for me to not take a shot at booking her. Ended up using her backpage ad, but I've also linked the AW account she (apparently) uses.

AW - External Link/Members Only



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Offline Brazilian Martian

Are you kidding me, So let me get this straight you're telling me that you agree that this is still Suzy Cortez in this profile?



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That's not the profile you originally highlighted jack, im talking about the one above which you previously highlighted that second one is clearly not her. But even so its profile swapping so she probably has a hand in it.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2017, 08:06:48 pm by Brazilian Martian »

Offline pandaeyes_17

That's not the profile you originally highlighted jack, im talking about the one above which you previously highlighted

I think there's been a miscommunication here.
What he said is correct, he was referring to the Lorena's profile that it is not Suzy. He then posted another link which is Suzy. A bit of confusion, would have been a bit more clear had he added Lorena's link on his first sentence.

Offline Anadin

That's not the profile you originally highlighted jack, im talking about the one above which you previously highlighted that second one is clearly not her. But even so its profile swapping so she probably has a hand in it.

Are you fucking insane, the profile I posted is the one I said is hers currently.   :dash:

Offline puntingpumping1920

Are you kidding me, So let me get this straight you're telling me that you agree that this is still Suzy Cortez in this profile?



Hidden Image/Members Only

 
Probably a misunderstanding, but I said this is Suzy's page: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
 
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Offline Honestpunter

I'm sure her army of fans boys will not be happy that you have given her a negative, honest punter and a few others will mount up soon to defend her luckily her major white knight Sunil_n got banned for being a Undisirable :lol: :lol: :D :D :D creep.

 :lol: :lol: :D :lol: in your language "kkkkkkkkkkk

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