Oh boy, this is going to be a looong review...
Now going into this punt, I'll say I had pretty low expectations based on some of the other reviews, and tbh all I wanted was a pump and dump with a ridiculously hot chick. This was a bit of weird punt in the end, I was going to rate it as neutral as I got the pump and dump with that ass, but looking back her attitude is all over the place, so figured a negative is warranted to warn people. All in all I'd say I got what I wanted out of it though.
Tl;dr - she is ridiculously fit, , but is mental, with a serious attitude problem, but I'm also 100% she is suzy cortez. I didn't fully believe it until I got back home and saw the corridor/living room/kitchen in her instagram posts - they are definitely same as the ones in the flat we met in - couldn't have had better confirmation really. She knows she is fit, and I get the impression expects people to do wtf she wants really. Pretty easy for her to go into hissy fit mode as will be mentioned below... If you want to bang her because she is fit, I'd say go for it, but don't expect a GFE, her mood varies dramatically from my experience and reading others, so probably just go in looking to bang her and leave. If she goes off on one, I found standing firm worked, but depends on how far you are willing to go in this case.
Anyways, I'd heard that Suzy escorted occasionally, couldn't really understand why she would be escorting for £130 h/h, but the pics of her were too good for me to not take a shot at booking her. Ended up using her backpage ad, but I've also linked the AW account she (apparently) uses.
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External Link/Members OnlyPrice - £150 total (£130 for h/h + £20 oral and anal)
Girl - 10/10 (even better than her pics tbh). Her ass is ridiculous, boob job is really good as well - tits are still really nice and soft, but firm. And her face, I'd say that is her best feature... She's probably one of the hottest chicks I'll ever bang (imo at least).
Services - 6-7/10 - did everything advertised (OWO, Anal, fucking multiple positions), but with a pretty big hiccup as will be discussed below.
Value - 6-7/10 - I think when just looking at her body £150 is pretty good for OWO, Anal and sex, but you have to deal with her serious attitude problem which most won't be able to put up with. From my perspective it was worth it as I got what I wanted out of her, but obviously others aren't going to agree. This and the services score could very easily have hit a 2 though had things panned out differently.
ReviewFirst off - I think 'scatty' as others have put on here fits the bill pretty well - I messaged her in the afternoon, and didn't get a reply. After looking at her pics I was pretty heated and decided to look for a plan B (and C), and ended up getting a train to London while figuring out what I wanted to do. Miraculously while on the train I get a text from her saying she is working, and manage to arrange a meet at 7.30 PM. At this point though I'm really not holding my breath.
I ended up getting there a bit early and had some time to kill, but she messaged saying I could come earlier if I wanted, which I thought was good at least. Get to the address, and this is where I start to get worried. Message saying I'm there - no reply. Try calling - she texts saying text me instead. Wait another 5 mins, 10 mins, and I'm about to walk thinking it must've been BS. Then finally she responds with the buzzer number and floor.
Get upstairs, still pretty fucking sceptical, until the door opens. Completely blow away by how fit she was, definitely the girl in the pics in my mind - easily a 10/10. She was wearing this golden bikini set -
External Link/Members Only. She is very forward (as mentioned in other reviews), and grabs my cock while putting my hand on her ass, telling me to follow her in to fuck, basically she is all over me. The super fit slutty chick is what I wanted though, so I quite enjoyed this. At this point I still couldn't quite believe it was the same chick, but either way thought fuck it she is so fit I really don't care.
In the bedroom now, and we get started - again as others have said, no FK, small pecks instead, but like I said I really wasn't in this for a GFE so couldn't care less. Next was a bit weird - she makes a 'joke' about how she normally charges £2000 and how I was lucky to get her for £150 - I saw another punter got a bit pissed at this, but I just burst out laughing, at which point she laughs and I think fuck it.
She gets me to spread some oil on her ass, after which she takes out my cock and starts giving me OWO without prompting, at which point I lie down and she continues. Tbh she is pretty damn good at this imo, she managed to deepthroat (not the whole way, but partially), which felt pretty damn amazing as well, and seeing her ridiculously hot face going down on my cock was just an added bonus. I then get her to hang her head off the bed and try face fucking her - she said she'd never tried this before - like fuck she hadn't, but w.e. Could tell she was finding it tough, so got her to lick my balls and then decide I want to fuck her.
I bang her in missionary whilst getting her to look at me with her crazy eyes. This was pretty awesome, and her tits while fake are really nice to play with like this. It is at this point she says my dick is too big for her pussy though and she wants it in her ass instead - tbh I've had other girls say I'm a bit too big to go in all the way, but I was a bit like wtf over ass only as an alternative, obv wasn't going to complain though. Bend her over in do her in her ass. She lies down flat and I pound away which again feels great given her ass is nice and tight.
This is when it goes wrong though - I realise I'm going to cum, but wanted to bang her pussy some more, so pull out to stop myself (ended up being a half cum). For some reason, she really didn't like this, as she clocked on to the fact I came, and probably wanted me to just finish - but I tell her I want to fuck her pussy. She starts to moan a bit but gets into missionary again and I start pounding away. She then starts to complain I'm destroying her pussy and I'm taking ages to finish. This really puts me off, and she then goes on a rant about this is why she normally only fucks guys for £2000+, as it is too much work. Basically it is a full on hissy fit.
At this point I'm considering what to do, but even looking at her mad, she was so hot I really wanted another go on that ass, and so decide to try my luck whereas I guess most others would walk. I tell her to just jerk me off and I'll cum, then coax her into giving me another BJ, after a bit of time doing this she says no though. I then just tell her I wanted to bang until I came. She tries to tell me time is nearly up, then I say she made me wait 10 mins. She is still moaning away, but ends up bending over for me. The site of that ass is enough to get me going again, I slide in and pound away. She is looking at her phone btw at this point, but like I said at the beginning, I really didn't give a shit as all I was there to do was bang her body, so all I needed her to do was stick that ass up for me, but obviously a lot of punters would be put off by this.
Anyways I pound her at which point her phone goes down and she starts to get into it again, and I finish up properly this time. For some weird reason her mood has now miraculously changed, and she starts saying how impressed she was
At this point I am also 100% sure I'm over my time, but she was then happy to chat with me for another 10 minutes, even offers me a shower (seriously crazy how fast her mood changed..). Tbh it becomes clear from chatting she was in a pretty shitty mood to begin with though, just broke up with her bf or something, showed me a tattoo of his name that she said she was getting removed the next day. She then drops that even her ex-husband and bf basically paid for her pussy too by credit cards, etc and no one fucks her for free... surprise surprise
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She really didn't even try to hide this shit, told me straight up she was suzy cortez - she even had some mags of her shoots on the foot of the bed. I told her she knows she is hot and takes the piss, then she agreed lmao... no modesty there. Got a couple of pics out of her in the end too (she was pretty happy to do this
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I get dressed, and while I'm leaving she ends up saying I'm welcome back...
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Side not though -
she did mention she was planning on staying in London until November, incase anyone wasn't completely put off by this review
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