External Link/Members OnlyComms: Via text and maid 24 hours in advance. Very efficient with replies within seconds. Confirmed on the morning.
Venue: HOD 3 Pimlico. My first time at this branch. Very impressed. Discreet entrance to anonymous block with ground floor flat allowing easy access - the maid had the door open straight away as I crossed the entrance hall. Smart furniture in a large room and a well equipped and clean en-suite shower. You walk past the girls waiting lounge which I always like as it's good to window shop for the future, if they are there.
The Girl: I'd spotted Chelsea working on HOD's MK branch website under the name Clio for the past 3 or 4 weeks, but the times I've been passing she hasn't been working. The last 2 or 3 weeks every punt I've tried to set up with independents has hit problems and not happened so when I saw she was working London I thought I'd give it a go and return to HOD. I guessed Chelsea wouldn't look quite like the photos which imply perfection, but I have a bit of a thing for porn star Elsa Jean at the moment (
External Link/Members Only) so thought I'd give it a go, hoping there would be some facial similarity as there is in the photos, and it would perhaps feel like doing her older sister. That didn't quite work out......
Chelsea is pretty enough, but looks a little older and not quite as slim as her pictures,although she's not fat, more 'Amazonian' which isn't quite my thing. As it was her first day there hadn't been the usual Twitter pictures to compare and as I saw Vicky on the way in that reminded me that I consider her to be the best looking provider in London; I hadn't booked her simply because I felt like trying someone new and hoped for someone a little naughtier!
The Service: Chelsea strode in wearing a black leather dress. She's friendly and professional but doesn't attack you with passion as some providers do. She accepted rather than instigated kissing and asked what I wanted. I asked for lots of wet oral and that's what I got - the reason she earns a positive is that I appreciated the spit laden blow job along with her friendliness and chat. After owo I asked for missionary and whilst other positions would have been on offer I chose to finish there, sensing time was drawing to a close and realising I wasn't going to move her beyond the basic vanilla service I was experiencing. In fairness Chelsea does everything her profile says and we got on well. I should perhaps have booked someone with a wider offering which may have suited me better and particularly as she didn't quite hit the 'Elsa Jean button' I'd hoped for. To her credit I had my full time and she didn't rush at any point, including staying in the room and chatting as I showered, during which time she revealed she is Lithuanian not Polish and will be working in London more than MK in the future.
VFM: £70 for 30 mins isn't too bad in the current market and the convenience of HOD works when you've been struggling to book elsewhere.
Verdict: I won't be returning to Chelsea but she's a nice girl who does what is advertised, all be it in a professional rather than passionate way. If a statuesque blonde is what you are after you could do worse.
