Author Topic: Alex - Barely Available - Nottingham  (Read 14794 times)


2 review(s) for alixbarelylegal (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by FCB]

Offline Picti

Won't be long now till she's running a second and even a 3rd AWank profile.

Her no come in the condom stipulation makes her very distinctive. So that won't work either.

Offline Newtothisstuff

Her no come in the condom stipulation makes her very distinctive. So that won't work either.


I don't think most people would know until it's too late. She doesn't mention it anywhere on her AWank page.

Offline mrfishyfoo

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I don't think most people would know until it's too late. She doesn't mention it anywhere on her AWank page.

Exactly.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

Offline Chezzie John

That's why she needs the ape there for when punters realise they've wasted their money.
A part of me is tempted to book her over the phone and take one for the team as I don't give a shit about the ape lurking in the next room

Offline Newtothisstuff

That's why she needs the ape there for when punters realise they've wasted their money.
A part of me is tempted to book her over the phone and take one for the team as I don't give a shit about the ape lurking in the next room

Lol.. Except she won't let you give her one. Well... not properly. No till the end.

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I don't think most people would know until it's too late. She doesn't mention it anywhere on her AWank page.

In the process of booking someone fitting her description, and aware of the possibility of multiple profiles, it would be sensible to ask.

The beauty of UKP is that it only takes one punter to expose a new profile.

Offline Chezzie John

Can we start a getting screwed over by Alex for the benefit of ukp crowd funding page so I don't spit my dummy out at the end as much :D


Offline Picti

That's why she needs the ape there for when punters realise they've wasted their money.
A part of me is tempted to book her over the phone and take one for the team as I don't give a shit about the ape lurking in the next room

You've got your spray gun to defend yourself  :D as her pimp is probably as much of a spunk-dodger as she is.

It would be hilarious to hear about her trying to keep to that stipulation as you're on your way to pop number five.

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Can we start a getting screwed over by Alex for the benefit of ukp crowd funding page so I don't spit my dummy out at the end as much :D

I'll contribute to the "I know a domme that likes fucking pimps with her strap-on" crowd funding page.  :cool: :cool:

Offline Chezzie John

I'll contribute to the "I know a domme that likes fucking pimps with her strap-on" crowd funding page.  :cool: :cool:
I'll film it for him if he likes :D

And my pop gun needs a rest as I fucked 5 girls and cum 6 times at the private club last night :wacko:

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I'll film it for him if he likes :D


Oooh and then publish it online to massage his ego.  :cool: :cool:


And my pop gun needs a rest as I fucked 5 girls and cum 6 times at the private club last night :wacko:

ANIMAL.  :drinks: :hi: :drinks:

Offline Picti

I'll film it for him if he likes :D

That could take his porn career in the only direction it was ever likely to go  :sarcastic:

Offline PepeMAGA

(no offence to the OP) but it would be interesting for a one of the well established Forum members to visit her, for some perspective.
Wonder what Mutinyonthecounty would make of her...  :lol:

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(no offence to the OP) but it would be interesting for a one of the well established Forum members to visit her, for some perspective.
Wonder what Mutinyonthecounty would make of her...  :lol:

Oooh well Chessie Johns already volunteered. Just needs some cash to do the deed as quite rightly he objects to not being allowed to spunk his own hardearned up her.

Offline Chezzie John

I'm in no big rush though so feel free to take my place :)

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That's why she needs the ape there for when punters realise they've wasted their money.
A part of me is tempted to book her over the phone and take one for the team as I don't give a shit about the ape lurking in the next room
Maybe she's take an MMF booking. I'll contribute 20% (my share of the cum ratio, Chezzie)  :lol:

Seriously though there are three top notch lasses in Mansfield and a couple of really good VFM ones too. Why are we even giving this cum dodger a second thought.

Offline Lincs.man1

MTB - I think you have hit the nail on the head... Its almost gone full circle. enough is enough!
 :timeout: :drinks:

Offline PepeMAGA

Maybe she's take an MMF booking. I'll contribute 20% (my share of the cum ratio, Chezzie)  :lol:

Seriously though there are three top notch lasses in Mansfield and a couple of really good VFM ones too. Why are we even giving this cum dodger a second thought.
You're right, but It's the pictures dammit.
Me: she's straight on the blacklist
Also me after seeing the picture below: y'know I could live with that no coming in the condom  :lol:

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Offline Picti

You're right, but It's the pictures dammit.

Undeniably her photos look great.

All she has to do now is vastly improve her attitude and the sexual service she provides, and lose 17+ stone of liability. Maybe then she could inspire some genuinely positive feedback. Seems like a long way back though.

Offline Newtothisstuff

The sad thing here is that she has the potential to be great.
She's not a bad looking girl at all and she had a great figure. Despite her rather limited range and strange rules, she still has people who seem happy to see her so she must be doing something right. If she lightened up a little and lost monkey-boy in the next room, she'd be a lot more popular. At the moment though, the knuckle-dragger is holding her back and her no coming inside rule is ridiculous.

Offline Dipper

Yeah it's now officially gone full circle :dash: :lol:

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You're right, but It's the pictures dammit.


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Aren't we forgetting that probably the most important attribute of a good WG is ATTITUDE! Without that she could look like Sophia Vergara and I still would not be interested.

EDIT: I'm probably lying about that SV point but only for her!

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Yes one of her profile photos show a ugly bald black guy giving her head, that was the reason i did not book..i thought he must be her pimp

Offline Picti

Yes one of her profile photos show a ugly bald black guy giving her head, that was the reason i did not book..i thought he must be her pimp

As mentioned further up the thread, that is a porn guy called Sensi. It was mentioned because the fact she's done BB in "porn" with a guy who BBs routinely, makes a mockery of her "no coming in the condom while inside her" rule.

There are also links and pictures of her actual pimp further up the thread. Considering your expressed views on corpulence, enjoy!

Offline Picti

Thought I'd bump this and mention the related (locked) review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=159425.msg1722932#msg1722932

Something remarkable has happened as she's amassed over 100 AW feedback since the time of these reviews. To put this in perspective, in the same period that's more than any of the WGs in Mansfield who have well-established and excellent reputations, and who offer more comprehensive services than her. 

The feedback is generally cloying and effusive, with only one dissenting person indicating a basic service and her priority of securing / trading positive feedback.

So it raises the question of whether her feedback is largely manipulated and false, or whether she and pimp have genuinely improved? There are no subsequent reviews on here, but I wonder whether anyone has seen her recently and would offer details of their experience.

« Last Edit: March 05, 2018, 02:31:46 pm by pictisunum »

Offline Kingy28

It's probably a mixture but it's virtually impossible to prove either way. Some looks ligit & some doesn't. We know AW feedback represents the sum total of fuck all to UKP punters

Offline PepeMAGA

comes back to the thing that there has yet to be a positive review on here thats legit

Offline Picti

comes back to the thing that there has yet to be a positive review on here thats legit

Basically what I was raising. I wondered whether anyone here has seen her and can clarify whether it's a genuine improvement or a triumph of manipulating AW feedback.