Author Topic: Jess, Ego Milton Keynes, Excellent Massage & Tremendous Happy Ending  (Read 2594 times)

pvcman

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After a 4 year punting break, I thought I'd break myself back in gently and try out a sensual massage at Ego rather than go FS. I booked Jess the night before for an early morning appointment. Ego has been reviewed many times so I won't repeat the logistical details although it took me a few minutes to find a parking spot close by. I chose the £85 deluxe body to body massage.

When Jess first appeared my first impression was her photos have clearly been altered, she is a fair bit more curvaceous (but not overweight) and some noticeable tatoos which I liked. In my opinion she actually looks better than her photos as I prefer women with curves. Facially attractive and great looking tits and arse. I've heard people describe her as being slightly aloof (an 'ice maiden') but I didn't find this at all. I've travelled and worked a bit in Scandinavia so was able to chat to her about her home country and that seemed to break the ice nicely.

Once on the massage table, her basic technique massage felt very good. Although the sensuality gradually built up, I find lying face down slightly awkward for a sensual massage around my cock. As Jess started to tease my bum and groin area, I started to rear up a bit until eventually I was more of an all fours position which allowed Jess a bit better access.

Once I turned over after about 25-30 minutes, the real action started. Jess showed great eye contact whilst pouring the oil over me. Once she moved to massaging my torso, I asked if it was ok for touching and she replied yes. She has nice soft skin and caressing her arse and breasts was very arousing. I managed a bit of touching of her pussy too.

Jess then moved in for the last stage, climbing on top of me for the body to body for a few minutes with those great breasts. Then it was time for the finale. It was a really great hand job, she seemed to instinctively know how to best vary the strokes and pressure and got me very hard. The best was about to come (as it were) when in the short time before I was about to come, she pressed down just above  my pubic bone which had the effect of increasing the orgasmic sensation. Really excellent technique by Jess there.

She cleaned me up a bit then it was time for a shower.

Overall, I rate Jess and the service very highly. Despite punting for 20 odd years, sometimes when I see a woman for the first time, I don't come even though I'm usually erect. This has happened to me in real life too so it's a testament to Jess that she made me come very hard the first time I saw her. I'l try and see her again if I can.

A couple of minor negatives - the room wasn't quite as alluring as portrayed on the website video with all the candles etc. Secondly despite having a good shower before leaving, my skin still felt slightly oily when I got home later. Not sure what the oil was but maybe they could use a slightly lighter one.

Offline TonyD

 :hi: cheers Jess seems to be getting a collection of reviews lately, for sensual massage fans who like curvy women she takes some beating....yuor review echoes mine, but you put it much better!

Offline switftjake

Would like to know just how curvy and how big the boobs are. From the photos she looks size 10/12 with D bust. But 30G is a fuck of a lot bigger than that.

Offline TonyD

Would like to know just how curvy and how big the boobs are. From the photos she looks size 10/12 with D bust. But 30G is a fuck of a lot bigger than that.

not a G....they are all natural and have a heavy weight to them...DD or an E ?? and yes size 10/12, curvy but toned and a smackable arse

Offline mrx007

Size 10-12? I am at a loss to comprehend how some estimate women's sizes.

We don't have to be experts but Jess' bottom half is at least a 14 if not a 16.

She bears so little resemblance to Ego's heavily photoshopped pictures that I haven't had any desire to go back there.

When I saw her initially I nearly walked. So different in size is she to her photos. Those depict probably a size 10 girl.

She's curvy (being polite) and definitely not toned. I'd almost describe her as a "unit". Not a BBW admittedly but a fair old size FFS.

Offline switftjake

Wow. Amazing how two people see very different sizes. I guess it's in the eye of the beholder. Will have to see for myself if I make it over that far.

pvcman

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Would like to know just how curvy and how big the boobs are. From the photos she looks size 10/12 with D bust. But 30G is a fuck of a lot bigger than that.

Are you confusing her with Rachel at Ego? She's listed as a 30G bust, Jess is listed as 32FF. She's definitely not a G cup!

pvcman

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Size 10-12? I am at a loss to comprehend how some estimate women's sizes.

We don't have to be experts but Jess' bottom half is at least a 14 if not a 16.

She bears so little resemblance to Ego's heavily photoshopped pictures that I haven't had any desire to go back there.

When I saw her initially I nearly walked. So different in size is she to her photos. Those depict probably a size 10 girl.

She's curvy (being polite) and definitely not toned. I'd almost describe her as a "unit". Not a BBW admittedly but a fair old size FFS.

Part of the problem is there is no universal or standard definition or measurements for women's clothes sizes or men's for that matter. It can vary significantly between brands.

I'm no expert but having seen women ranging from a size 8 to a 20+ I'd say Jess is nearer to a 12. Definitely not a 'unit''. Unfortunately the photo of her against the window makes her look a bit unnatural around the waist, nearer to a size 8 so maybe that's why you felt disappointed.

Maybe we should sneak in a tape measure for our punts and cross reference to something like this handy size guide: According to that, a size 16 is approximate 40-33-43 (typical British women 'pear' shape I suppose)  :D

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Offline switftjake

It's like Alisha massage I reviewed. 1 person saw her and walked saying she was size 18 and late 30s. Either he saw her mum or he's got very different size and age calibration from the rest of her reviewers. To me alish was curvy 12 but she claims 14 in her profile.

pvcman

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It's like Alisha massage I reviewed. 1 person saw her and walked saying she was size 18 and late 30s. Either he saw her mum or he's got very different size and age calibration from the rest of her reviewers. To me alish was curvy 12 but she claims 14 in her profile.

I blame Punting Goggles (bit like Beer Goggles)  :D

Offline TonyD

3 weeks and no Jess on rota, is she on a long holiday or has she left and appeared elsewhere?  :hi: