Author Topic: Larissa - Portfolio Escort - Cardiff  (Read 2681 times)

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Got to finally meet SP Larissa after many weeks of trying to meet her. Usual communications via text and usual location and venue.

Greeted by SP Larissa wearing the exact bra, knickers and stockings on the website. Her stats are accurate, age 20, height 5'5", size 6 - 32C, hair blonde. Very petite and slim in statue, her body is tight in all places, firm natural breast and firm arse. Hair, makeup, nails all immaculately done. Personality nice friendly but a bit reserved and distant. She did have an injury to her thumb so maybe she was not really herself or in the mood. Facially stunning and pretty, could easily pass as a model, a head turner in some eyes.

Stripped off to my underwear and we sat on the edge of the bed close together starting off with light conversation to break the ice. Had my arm round her shoulders while chatting pulling her close to me but didn't get anything back in terms of touchy feely back to me. We moved up to the bed and started with light kissing with a bit of tongue rolling. Removed her bra to expose her pierced nipples. More french kissing and kissing and licking around the neck, made my way to kiss, lick, and suck on her breast nipples and around her belly area. Her skin is soft and smooth and smelt great. Lowered myself to her lower body parts and slowly slipped off her knickers over her legs. Gently and softly kissing and caressing her inner thighs, I made way to her vagina area. While continuing to arouse her sensitive parts, it was difficult to judge if she was enjoying it or not. There was no moans, or sighs, just heavy breathing. Played around the outside of her vagina and she became slightly wet. Inserted the finger in slowly and gently, pushing in and out knuckle by knuckle reaching deep inside her vagina at which point told me not too deep inside her. So not being able to go deep, had to settle for slight gentle rubs against her clitoris wall giving her the "come here" finger action. She was beginning to loosen up and become wet, but still non vocal, just heavy breathing and panting, her body language slightly juddering but not over the top shaking or trembling. She pulled away my hand and said she give me oral sex without condom. Underwear off she wrapped her lips around the penis and sucked halfway down the shaft not all the way to the base. Plenty of saliva though and sucking and licking around the tip area, head bobbing up and down the shaft. Condom on, she rode me on top, grinding away with her leaning forward, breast in front of me to feel and grope. I push my legs together, feet planted to the bed, I raised my hips and thrusted up and down her, making her lean forward towards me and grabbed hold of her tight arse to push her close as I penetrated her. Few pumps later emptied the semen into the condom sack. Held her tightly and for a good minute as semen was ejecting into the sack. Cleaned up with wet wipes and we chatted a bit on the bed. Close to time went for a shower and made my way.

Left disappointed and deflated. Was an okay meet, just not the best I've had previously compared with Emma or Maya. Just didn't connect, not much in terms of girlfriend experience with touchy feely towards you and not enough passion and sexually engaging to rate a positive for me, if she could have been a bit more vocal and engaging could have been a different story. I did question her vocal noise and she did admit she is a very quiet person during sex even in her private life. So not every girl is the same.

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Left disappointed and deflated. Was an okay meet, just not the best I've had previously compared with Emma or Maya. Just didn't connect, not much in terms of girlfriend experience with touchy feely towards you and not enough passion and sexually engaging to rate a positive for me, if she could have been a bit more vocal and engaging could have been a different story. I did question her vocal noise and she did admit she is a very quiet person during sex even in her private life. So not every girl is the same.

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Nice review, finally a neutral for a Portfolio and 2 turn up.

Hope you got your cash back from them.  Maybe get on the blower to them.  External Link/Members Only


« Last Edit: September 06, 2017, 06:49:43 pm by vw »

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Portfolio must be cutting the discounts   :lol:

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Thanks for the review again, Wanchor. Obviously this one didn't do it for you.  :hi:

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Thanks for the review again, Wanchor. Obviously this one didn't do it for you.  :hi:

Your welcome Steelworker. This SP didn't have that sparked I was looking for compared to Emma and Maya. We didn't click and have that connection like I did with both Emma and Maya.

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!BREAKING HEADLINE NEWS!

Virtualwaster made a nice comment towards one of my posts. Unbelievable  :scare:.

Nice review, finally a neutral for a Portfolio

Funny how you change your tone of attitude. All I get from you is constant criticism and slagging me off.

Does fear of the dominant pimp come into your decision to give positive, as not to jepradize future meets?

for rival agencies it is not uncommon for agency fanboys and white knights to do that sort of thing.

he was very reluctant to mark Jess review as neutral though for his preferred agency (the dodgy one).
   :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Seems the 2 week ban did wanchor some good.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Quote from: virtualwaster Reply #3 on: August 16, 2017, 01:42:22 pm
clearly this is a shit stirring thread by the returner Wanchor the pimps pet.

Your reviews were questioned as you are shifty and because you are a new and very vocal agency arselicker.

Shifty returning  fluffy that wont last long IMO.

We know you also like licking pimps arses too, it shows with your posts and reviews.


Quote from: virtualwaster Reply #67 on: August 23, 2017, 11:02:11 am
Yes it seemed fine for a few day until that abusive stalker started, i expect it will descend into anarchy when that village idiot Wanchor returns form his temporary ban.

Thank you virtualwaster for reporting me to admin for that thread, clearly you can't take a tongue and cheek joke about it. Very sensitive you are getting me banned like that for a light humoured topic.
Quote from: virtualwaster Reply #3 on: August 16, 2017, 01:42:22 pm
clearly this is a shit stirring thread by the returner Wanchor the pimps pet.

And yes I did enjoy my 2 weeks ban thank you virtualwaster. I met many SP's in that time. And no the banning wouldn't have changed anything if I was going to rate, positive, neutral or negative towards any SP's.
Seems the 2 week ban did wanchor some good.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Come my next post or positive review you'll start criticising and slagging me off again as per normally. I can't wait  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:. If you can't guess, that was a sarcastic light humoured joke.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:. I won't antagonise you any further, goodnight  :lol: :lol: :lol:.

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Thank you virtualwaster for reporting me to admin for that thread, clearly you can't take a tongue and cheek joke about it. Very sensitive you are getting me banned like that for a light humoured topic.

you were rightly banned, seems you are having a pop at the person that banned you, i didn't ban you admin did.

Anyway the neutral is likely a smoke screen to hide you being on the payroll of your portfolio pimp.

Did you miss the sarcasm, my mistake, forgot the emoji.

so you get banned for opening old thrread's and do the same, here.

Also republishing post reports is a big no no.  they are a privilege not for public consumption.
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That didn't take long.... 7 minutes before normal service was resumed by virtualwaster.

you were rightly banned, seems you are having a pop at the person that banned you, i didn't ban you admin did.

Anyway the neutral is likely a smoke screen to hide you being on the payroll of your portfolio pimp.

Did you miss the sarcasm, my mistake, forgot the emoji.

so you get banned for opening old thrread's and do the same, here.

Also republishing post reports is a big no no.  they are a privilege not for public consumption.

Sure admin banned me, but it was you who reported it to admin to instigate the banning order on me.

If you can physically prove with hard evidence I'm on the payroll at portfolio then I'll hold my hands up. But until then I'm innocent until proven guilty.

Haha reporting me again to admin. That just some's you up completely in one word. "WANCHOR".

I'll leave you have the final words on this matter as you always like to do so. And I'll continue to see WG's and provide an honest review of the experience I have.

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That didn't take long.... 7 minutes before normal service was resumed by virtualwaster.

Sure admin banned me, but it was you who reported it to admin to instigate the banning order on me.

If you can physically prove with hard evidence I'm on the payroll at portfolio then I'll hold my hands up. But until then I'm innocent until proven guilty.

Haha reporting me again to admin. That just some's you up completely in one word. "WANCHOR".

I'll leave you have the final words on this matter as you always like to do so. And I'll continue to see WG's and provide an honest review of the experience I have.

 :D your a wind up merchant  :lol:

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Haha I know Brazilian Martian  :D  :lol:

A  former loser member too.

why did you not quote the posts that really upset you?

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That didn't take long.... 7 minutes before normal service was resumed by virtualwaster.

Sure admin banned me, but it was you who reported it to admin to instigate the banning order on me.
you instigated it by continuing a locked thread, disrespecting him, like a twat that you are. 

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Haha reporting me again to admin. That just some's you up completely in one word. "WANCHOR".

Uoi should learn from your first banning, there are some thing he doesn't want on the main forum

like contents of post reports. for instance.

you really are sad twat if what your mates pmed me is true.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: 

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Thank you virtualwaster for you kind complementary words towards me.

like a twat that you are.

you really are sad twat

I love it when you write dirty aggressive abusive words to me. It's a real turn on, making my penis erect.

Any final kind complementary words for me before I have a spell on the sideline again?

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Any final kind complementary words for me before I have a spell on the sideline again?
Seems you want a spell on the side lines. 

No nothing redeeming about you, your perceived friends have said it all on pm, shame they are too cowardly to post on forum.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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your perceived friends have said it all on pm, shame they are too cowardly to post on forum.

They are more than welcome to post about it on the public forum. If I get exposed, then so be it. I'll take the punishment. Will respect what they have to say. But won't be slagging or criticising them with the kind complementary words like you provided.

like a twat that you are.

you really are sad twat

I don't swoop to that level thank you very much.  :D

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They are more than welcome to post about it on the public forum. If I get exposed, then so be it. I'll take the punishment. Will respect what they have to say. But won't be slagging or criticising them with the kind complementary words like you p :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
I don't swoop to that level thank you very much.  :D

You got EAS though.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Maybe best you stick with pimped prossies.


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You got EAS though.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Thank you virtualwaster for informing me.  :thumbsup:

Then you must have EAS on me to be so obsessed, constant, and replying to my every comment of mine.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Thank you virtualwaster for informing me.  :thumbsup:

Then you must have EAS on me to be so obsessed, constant, and replying to my every comment of mine.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
Replying to a twat is hardy EAS, I fully expect you want it to be though.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Replying to a twat is hardy EAS, I fully expect you want it to be though.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Replying to my comment again virtualwaster? You really are developing an emotional attachment crash towards me  :dash: :dash:. Looks like I have a stalker on my hands  :scare: :scare:.

Thank you again for my kind complementary abusive word towards me. I love it  ;) :thumbsup:

twat

Oh and thank you for the PM to me, but the link is off limits to me, so won't be able to read it. But thank you for your concern about me. I love it when you are all loved up over me. I appropriate your loving concern for me. Love you virtualwaster with all my heart.

Love, hugs and kisses your dearly beloved.
WANCHOR  xxxxxxxxx :kiss: :kiss:  :kissgirl: :kissgirl: :rose: :rose: ;) ;)

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I think someone needs to check that their carbon monoxide detector is still working.

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Replying to my comment again virtualwaster? You really are developing an emotional attachment crash towards me  :dash: :dash:. Looks like I have a stalker on my hands  :scare: :scare:.

Thank you again for my kind complementary abusive word towards me. I love it  ;) :thumbsup:

Oh and thank you for the PM to me, but the link is off limits to me, so won't be able to read it. But thank you for your concern about me. I love it when you are all loved up over me. I appropriate your loving concern for me. Love you virtualwaster with all my heart.

Love, hugs and kisses your dearly beloved.
WANCHOR  xxxxxxxxx :kiss: :kiss:  :kissgirl: :kissgirl: :rose: :rose: ;) ;)

You are not coming off well here at all, in fact you are starting to look like a bit of a fool. I think it might be time to draw a line under it now.

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You are not coming off well here at all, in fact you are starting to look like a bit of a fool. I think it might be time to draw a line under it now.

 :thumbsup:

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VW / Wanchor, Get a room or take it to PM  :music: