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Offline ambivalent

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Let me preface this by saying that I'm a long time lurker, and this is my first post. I've been off the scene for quite a number of years but recently got back into it and have seen a few lassies from this agency, with mixed fortunes and I feel I should give something back so here we go.

Lush in my opinion is a pretty good agency overall, they give a fair amount of info and are helpful on the phone,  but what really makes it is that after using them 3 times you can join their VIP members site where there are alot more photo's including unblurred face pics full details of services and more candid reviews including both positive and negative comments. I think it's a bit of a con that you have to have 3 bookings under your belt to join this more detailed site, I kinda feel like 1 visit would be enough to show your genuine but the rules is the rules.

So to get to it, first punt was with a girl called Brooke who has now left the agency, and this was in May of this year, not much point going into alot of detail since she's left, but it was a good punt overall, great blowie which is my thing and I was happy enough to go back to the agency for another booking.

So second time around I booked Charlotte who still works there and if I'd stopped at this point this review would read very differently as she was shockingly bad, she knocked my door looking like a stereotypical street walker in hooker garb, no discretion and she was not into at all,  pretty much annoyed me for the 2 hours, her service was crap and refuses CIM and Facial, and was even reluctant to get her tits out. I was unhappy, but these are the gambles we take and it will not be my first bum punt or the last so I took it on the chin as there isn't alot else you can do.

When the urge to have another punt arose I called the agency, told them what I wanted, told them about my disappointment with Charlotte and booked Natalie, who is a Romanian and as such is a girl I would normally avoid, however you only live once and having never punted a Romanian I went with the agencies recommendation as after all it's in their interest to keep a repeat customer happy. On this occasion I made the right choice. Natalie was a little star, very attractive, fantastic body and no request refused, top technique and I had a great 2hrs with her. Worth noting though that she does have a small scar from what I suspect is a cleft lip correction but even so she is still a very pretty girl.

At this point I can join the VIP site, which I applied to do but they were very slow processing my request and didn't get it done in time for me to use the extra info before I booked punt #4. I wanted to book Natalie again however she was not going to be available until about 1.30am and while I am an owl I didn't want wait this long so I booked Tina, a petite Czech blonde, a little outside of what I would normally go for as I prefer brunettes but I have had good experiences with Czech girls in the past so I was happy enough. This one was a bit mixed, Tina in herself and in her services was great, but Tina also had a bit too much of a like for messing around with her phone and spending alot of time in the hotel room bathroom, I would guesstimate that of a 3hr punt she spent an hour messing about. I should probably have taken more control of her, I can possible see that she might respond well to this but its not something that I am that comfortable with , so I'd have to say not great,  services good, conduct poor. If she was a bit more focused on the job she'd be a little star like Natalie was but sadly not to be.  After finally being accepted to the VIP site I saw from other feed back on there that other people had experienced this same issue of spending alot of time in the bathroom and some had speculated she was taking substances in there, I can't say if thats true or not but its certainly possible, so i'd put her down as one to avoid although her actual service itself was good and she is a fit girl.

This now brings me to my most recent booking with Lush and with all the additional info at my finger tips I booked Sensai, a very slim petite young ebony girl, and it is for this girl here that I have really written this review as she deserves a gold star. Everyone once in a while the stars align and you get a perfect punt, its not often and its very subjective as one mans sugar is another ones salt,  however for me this girl was spot on. She was attentive, interested, compliant with all I asked of her, smiled throughout, I couldn't ask for more really. 10/10.

So some overall observations - When you call to book I believe your call is diverted to Spain and generally answered by a guy, this can be off putting I guess though it doesn't bother me.  The girls arrive accompanied by a driver, usual set up, they count the money, text in to say all is well and the driver returns after the allotted time to collect them.  From 5 punts 4 were late arriving so this seems to be a pretty general theme,  however I live along way out of the city and they have a fair journey to get to me so I don't let this bother me, but its something to be aware of.  With the exception of Charlotte who I would avoid like the plague all the girls have arrived dressed discretely in a coat and looking smart and with a nice LBD underneath.

Price wise I beleive its good value, £120 hr for an outcall to my home 12miles out of the city, £210 for 2hr and on Tina's visit £320 for 3hrs at a hotel in Shrewsbury I was happy to pay. Compared to many of the indies who want £300 for 2 hours and in some cases + travel money its significantly better value, Worth noting though that each of these punts was a gamble and so whether overall its value for money or whether I would have done better spending more on more expensive but better reviewed girl I cannot say.  If my first booking had been with Charlotte or probably with Tina as well I would never have returned and it was only the allure of the VIP sites additional info that got me past the train wreck of a punt with Charlotte so read into that what you will.

I cannot comment on the incall side on the Lush operation as it doesn't interest me and so I have no experience of it preferring to entertain in my own environment so I can't offer any insight into that I'm afraid.

I've marked this as a positive due only to the excellent service from Natalie and Sensai as they really were good, however had I not seen these girls I could just as well mark it as a resounding negative based on the experience with Tina and Charlotte so I would definitely say to tread lightly here. I also havn't posted alot of stats and specific details as its all there on their site so no need for me to tap it all out again.  Finally I will say that the photo's on the site have all been of the actual girls that have turned up and have been pretty accurate not too out of date or altered and that sits well with me, ages are also not too distorted which seems to be something agencies really like to fudge.

To sign off I'll just get in first and say  /bollocks to anyone wants who wants to call pimp on me, which seems to be one of the more popular troll comments on here. It's a very long time since I wrote a review and the last one I did would have been on the old punterlink site about 15 years ago so, I'm a ltitle out of practice, I shall endeavour to correct that going forward!
« Last Edit: September 03, 2017, 02:01:36 pm by ambivalent »

Offline Littlefoot

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Thanks for taking the time and effort, but only one girl per review is allowed. You can't review multiple girls in one review.  :hi:

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Thanks for taking the time and effort, but only one girl per review is allowed. You can't review multiple girls in one review.  :hi:

Surely a Long time Lurker would know this ?  :timeout:


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Thanks for taking the time and effort, but only one girl per review is allowed. You can't review multiple girls in one review.  :hi:

Lucky he's reviewing the agency then, and not just a girl.

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Lucky he's reviewing the agency then, and not just a girl.

He can't do that either!   :hi:

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LF is right

Here are the site rules for reviews:

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A new review thread can only be created once a service provider has agreed to a booking (e.g. verbally or by textual messaging). A meet does not need to take place, money does not need change hands, the only requirement is that the she had accepted the initial booking. Only one review thread is permissible per punt. Do not combine multiple punts in the same review thread, neither should a single punt be split into multiple review threads. Do not post the same review in multiple regions. Only sex workers can be the subject of a review, not a whole agency / establishment / brothel. Past or current sex workers or anyone related to a sex worker (e.g. boyfriend) may not review any other sex worker. Reviews must contain either a link, contact details or address (if publicized by the service provider).



Whilst the review from a new member is welcome, he will have to split the review into separate one's for each girl and include links / contact numbers and proper heading for the review.

A simple copy and paste with a little edit should do it.

Ming  :hi:

Offline The Owl

Personally I think the OP reeks of the banned pimp who used to only review Lush Birmingham prostitutes. He seems to have learned from his previous mistakes by not being 100% positive but he still comes across as dodgy.

Offline Beamer

Personally I think the OP reeks of the banned pimp who used to only review Lush Birmingham prostitutes. He seems to have learned from his previous mistakes by not being 100% positive but he still comes across as dodgy.

Sounds like a pimp to me.

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Personally I think the OP reeks of the banned pimp who used to only review Lush Birmingham prostitutes. He seems to have learned from his previous mistakes by not being 100% positive but he still comes across as dodgy.

I'm not so sure, I have a pal who only uses lush girls for out calls like the op. He's not on here. Most of the time he has positive experiences, but also has a few duds. Just like punting everywhere really! So the jury is still out for me.

Offline ambivalent

Not really sure how to reply folks, I apologise for not adhering to the rules, I have since read the 'review guide'. Its a bit of a wall of text though I have to say. No offence mean't and non taken.  I'll not post anymore info on this outfit as it doesn't seem welcome here. As and when i see an indie i'll let you's know how it goes, though its not something i do often.

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Not really sure how to reply folks, I apologise for not adhering to the rules, I have since read the 'review guide'. Its a bit of a wall of text though I have to say. No offence mean't and non taken.  I'll not post anymore info on this outfit as it doesn't seem welcome here. As and when i see an indie i'll let you's know how it goes, though its not something i do often.

To me you can forget Brooke, who has left. Correct me if I'm wrong Charlotte looks like a negative, Natalie a positive, Tina a neutral, and sensai a positive. You could do four separate reviews if you wanted, as Ming says a bit of copying and pasting, with a touch of editing here and there. Up to you though!

I know your op post was reported twice last week, and admin hasn't banned you, so I would imagine he deems it not suspicious!

On future reviews of this outfit, don't know how others feel? But I suppose if all your reviews on here are on lush girls it may look suspicious, especially if they're all positives! But they are not in this case!

For what it's worth I have used this agency once for an in call, which was a negative, conveyer belt service. So not sure if this is the norm for this agency or I was unlucky on that particular day. I think I'd try it again one day. I wish I could accommodate out calls, same has my pal and you, I can see the appeal of not leaving my house, have a couple of sherberts beforehand, being nicely relaxed on my own turf etc etc. Unfortunately that is not an option for me!

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Does Jessica work independently? Have you seen her? External Link/Members Only