As promised here is the second part of my recent London adventure.
I haven't done it in the review section because there is a lengthy preamble not directly related to the punt, however it would ultimately be negative.
Having seen Nicoletta earlier I was still up for another punt despite being as limp as a soggy lettuce. Now although Nicoletta is great, it is always very much a vanilla gfe type experience, albeit a very enthusiastic one, so I was up for something a little different this time maybe to restore my flagging libido. This meant either a dom or two girl experience. I have had both in the past, particularly many two girls, the majority it must said highly unsatisfactory.
I initially tried
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=153132.msg1668299#msg1668299They were away on my last visit but were now conveniently back, even so neither of them answered the phone. Of course maybe they don’t work weekends and it was
I then turned to the idea of dom. However this is always a problem for me, because not only do I not want anything too heavy, but it has to have a sexual element which many doms don’t allow - I also find many doms pretty repulsive. The London Retreat would be the obvious solution but unusually they were closed on the Sunday, maybe they couldn’t get anyone to work the shift. The other problem with LR is that it can feel like a parlour type production line. As can House of Divine and the Kensington branch is closed at weekends anyway.
I searched a list of mistresses many of whom were above my preferred age limit and I didn’t fancy. I found
External Link/Members Only whom I had noted on my last trip. She appeared younger and slimmer than many doms, was conveniently located and also sexual service were suggested. What had put me off on my last visit was the £250 tribute. Nevertheless I emailed apologising for the short notice. She replied fairly quickly that she was fully booked and would another day be convenient. It wouldn’t, so that was that.
I then thought what about an oriental girl as I had indicated recently I have become interested in them. Even better, an oriental duo. I scanned the agencies - many people hate agencies and swear by indies, but as my experience with the Polish duo this time and many attempt to book indies in the past show half of them either don’t answer the phone or reply, at least with an agency you are guaranteed a booking – of course it may not be with the girl(s) in the photos or they may look so different they many as well be different.
Despite this an agency it was. I eventually found
External Link/Members OnlyScanning the ridiculous number of delights on offer I got the feeling that these gorgeous looking must be too good to be true, and worryingly I couldn’t find any feedback anywhere for this agency.
Nevertheless it had been a long time since I’d had a two girl and maybe I would drop lucky. After much internal debate whom to choose and agonising whether to book anyone at all I eventually plumped for
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External Link/Members Onlyalthough I was taken with many others these pair were conveniently located for me in Baker St area, also £300 for a duo in Central London isn’t bad these days (despite what our members who believe you can get a great London punt for £80 think).
My call was answered promptly, unlike the bloody indies, and the woman spoke excellent, clear English. It would also be £290 for the duo as one was £140. So far so good.
I arrived at the location and as requested texted for the flat number which was returned promptly.
Now as I mounted the stairs I was prepared that neither of the girls would look as good as their pics. When I saw them it twas ever thus – and then some! I’ve hardly ever seen a plump Chinese, but it was my fate to find one, and one who didn’t speak hardly any English. The other girl who was not much less plain was slimmer and spoke reasonable English. I debated whether to walk, but they seemed friendly enough and maybe their service would outmatch their looks – far and away the best two girl I have ever had was from two plain looking girls in Sheffield, whom I saw 5 times in a few weeks in the summer of 2005 because their service was so good, however at £90 they were exactly £200 cheaper than these.
I gritted my teeth, handed over the cash and went for a shower. When I returned they were both naked and giggling on the bed reminding me of two EE girls I had at Chelsea Cloisters again in 2005. Like these pair the EE’s had minimal English, but were a damn site more attractive, Cindy, the more attractive one who was actually very pretty, giving me lots of passionate kisses as compensation for the lack of communication.
In truth I hoped these pair didn’t kiss. I need not have worried. Rather than being a spectacular surprise the service proved quite limited with lots of extra fees added. Owo was £50 more, so I stuck to the inclusive ow. I’d requested w/s which was also £20 extra. The one who spoke English tried but couldn’t provide. Again I was relived as by then I’d gone off the idea. As ever I was nowhere near hard enough for penetration and climaxed with the slimmer one sitting on my face, the plump one had earlier done this almost smothering me.
I had cum with more than half the time left, but was nowhere near up for a second round, even if I had been I don’t think these pair would have inspired me to want to. However at least they weren’t in a hurry to kick me out – the only positive was that they were friendly throughout and probably thought they were doing their best. It was very hot, I was knackered and despite the disappointment didn’t feel like fucking straight off.
I lay there for another 15 minutes chatting as best I could with the one who spoke some English, whilst the other one gave me a peculiar massage of my hands and fingers which was at the same time somehow both pleasant and unpleasant. As ever in my experience of two girls they did absolutely nothing with each other, although I doubt this would have turned me on with these two anyway. This is what made Sarah and Jenna, the two girl in Sheffield, easily the best two girl I have ever had, as not only were they full on with me but with each other.
As I lay there looking at them and for some considerable time after I’d left I was trying to reconcile these two very plain girls with the gorgeous creatures on the site. Even with make up and photo shopping surely they couldn’t look so different? It is possible they were the same girls Wen Mai appears to have big tits which the plump one certainly had, but the one I saw also appeared to have an extra stone around her belly.
I still don’t know whether it actually was bait and switch, but if it wasn’t they were the most notable examples of the many I have seen where the girls looked nothing like and nowhere near as attractive as their photos.
An irony as I was leaving the English speaker asked aren’t you going to give me extra? Presumably this was for her failed attempt at w/s. You didn’t do it I replied as I went through the door. Bloody cheek!
I know people will say it’s my own fault for going with an agency and particularly an agency seemingly without any feedback. They have 90 girls on their site and on reflection it is unreasonable to expect for all or even any of these girls to look as attractive as their photos, but for them to be so different, even in the nefarious world of paid sex, is unusual.
A final inevitable irony is that a couple of days earlier I’d been stopped by an oriental girl alone near Regents Park asking me the way to Camden Town tube station. Naturally she was much prettier than these pair.
It seems increasingly that most prossies are actually mingers.