Ha Cueball, defo wont be up to your standard.
If you mean up to the standard of detail he writes in his reviews then it doesn't matter. He's not asked for that and neither is anyone else. We just want a simple review that tells us what she looks like (especially compared to her pics), what services you had and how well they were delivered. It doesn't need to be long and it doesn't even need to be well-written. Anyone can write one, there are even examples from people who clearly can't speak English well, who've done perfectly acceptable reviews.
Have a look at my reviews for a rough guide. Many of them are short and sweet but contain all the necessary detail. You don't even have to be as specific as me, some info is better than none. Also, people are free to ask questions so you don't need to worry too much about forgetting something.
This is also a handy guide:
External Link/Members OnlyAnyway, you said she offered GFE but this is directly from her FAQ:
"I do OWO/ French kiss only at my discretion for 2h+ bookings (regular clients) and only if you are really clean. Never at first meetings."
For me, that's nowhere near GFE (never mind girlfriend, even on a drunken one night stand you'd get some kissing and OWO). At least she's honest about it though (however I imagine she's actually being dishonest about the service getting better the more you see her).
What was your experience? Even better - put in a review.
