Help with Crystal Palace

[midnightcowboy]

I will be working and staying in Gypsy Hill in a few weeks and wondered if anybody could give me a few pointers as it's a few years since I've been there.

I checked through reviews but there weren't many.

The QI Clinic on Westow Hill looks interesting, from the review by SandwoodBay it sounds like OWO and massage were negotiated up-front, rather than during. Has anyone else  been there ?

Also, I see mention of a whore house behind the police station. Is this advertised anywhere, or does anybody know where it is?

Any other tips or links most gratefully received.

Thanks for your help.

[Callisto]

I've been to Qi twice - both times there have been the same guy and woman there (my hunch is husband and wife), so negotiating upfront's been a non-option, or felt like it.  The woman's okay - milfy, mid 40s, size 10 maybe.  In one cases I just had HR for a negotiated £20, the other time I just left it as wasn't in the mood.  She's quite brusque and business-like.  It's the usual £45/hour and £30/30, or maybe £25, I can't remember.  The entrance is a bit too public for my liking.

About two months back, a woman called Sandra advertised massage in CP on Gumtree.  I went to see her and it was fucking immense: she did a long, tantric massage and slow, topless HR, and all for just £45 - no extras charged!  She was again 40s, but slim and quite hot; white with a little bit of Indian & Thai ancestry in her, I'd say.  Why haven't I reviewed it?  Two reasons: one, I wanted to first clarify whether more was on offer.  She eventually replied by text about this and said yes, B2B - but when I asked how much, I had no response and still haven't despite follow-up texts.  And two, the advert has gone un-updated on Gumtree and has now expired.  This was it: External Link/Members Only.

Shame - but basically, if she comes back I'll be right there!  The best-value erotic massage I've ever had, by a stretch.

Otherwise, I think your nearest massage options are East Croydon / a ropey one in South Norwood / or Balham.  I don't do escorts very much, so other OPs on here should know better.  This one in Streatham has me tempted personally, but is a bit pricey: External Link/Members Only

Let us know how you go.

[midnightcowboy]

Thanks Callisto,

The public thing doesn't bother me too much as I don't really know anyone around there. The other review did mention that at QI there were other girls and it sounded best to avoid the owner. I will feel my way on negotiation, but it sounds pretty open to me. Since I will be staying pretty close by and depending how many other girls work there this place could ruin me..

Sandra sounds good, but the link is dead for now. I guess she could change her mind.

Have you a name for the East Croyden massage I could look up ?

Gorgeous escort though she's a bit pricey for me.

[Callisto]

I'm interested to hear if you do encounter other girls!

There are a few places in Croydon, but Pure Life's the main and best one: External Link/Members Only.  Plenty of reviews on here.  I've never been - well, I have once, but no-one was available - personally.

[webpunter]

They're 2nd bottom.  "Null" points.  Scored nowt & the keeper has had to retrieve the ball 6 times from the back of the net 

[midnightcowboy]

Pure life looks great. Especially the receptionist..

I punted a couple of times in the area years ago. One was on Annerly Road and I think I found her locally advertised. I will let you know what I find.

[midnightcowboy]

Does anyone know of any whore houses in the area?

[midnightcowboy]

Found it, years ago I went to debbies massage.

Seems to have been running last year but the only link I can find now is dead.

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Will route around when I'm on the ground.

[joe diddley]

I believe that the institution that was Debbie's may have now closed. You might be able to confirm by using the search facility to find other threads with more up-to-date info on the house that put Anerley on the map.

[midnightcowboy]

Looks like Anerlery is off the map again.

[xanthos]

Debbies is closed for good, there is a place in South Croydon, latin setup - 2 girls changing weekly, they advertise on ace massage.

[midnightcowboy]

Good old ace massage, haven't used that for years!

Do you mean Sweet Dolls/ Paradise? Looks good but some weird styling on photos. Will check some reviews.

This trip is going to ruin me..

[xanthos]

Good old ace massage, haven't used that for years!

Do you mean Sweet Dolls/ Paradise? Looks good but some weird styling on photos. Will check some reviews.

This trip is going to ruin me..

Yeah thats them - you are correct the photos always seem squashed? anyway the two ads get updated usually every Monday, I believe the girls move around South London weekly, very occasionally a face pops up that I've not seen before which always piques my interest.

 

[Punter30]

Pure life looks great. Especially the receptionist..

I punted a couple of times in the area years ago. One was on Annerly Road and I think I found her locally advertised. I will let you know what I find.

Been a few times to Pure Life and the B2B with Jo Jo is great. She allows touching ( if she says you are nice - suspect to all!) .

[midnightcowboy]

Thanks, I will look out for Jo Jo, but I won't be down there for at least a month so will have to see what's on offer at the time.

I recently popped into my local on an urge and got stuck with someone not so great.. Lesson learnt (again..), I will do some reasearch, although to be honest I don't really believe anything I see on their website.

[MR MAJORA]

Debbies is gone. Booo. I liked Debbies, but wasn't aware of this website when I visited there every couple months.

KITTYS PLACE is colse by 10 min walk of 5 min drive... Its ok. only been once once, saw Francesca, good body and attitude but a bit old.
Place has easy front dor etc.
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Also a couple place in nearby Sydenham on Acemassage.

This girl is based local, and has a great attitude, great coms, loves a facial, and has decent body, good (not silly) fake boobs. size 10/12. Will do a review at some point.
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haven't seen this one, but look good to me, some mixed feedback here.
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[webpunter]

Lola at Kittys looks like a [much] better than average parlour burd

As for the AW burds - looking at the pricing they must think they are based Chelsea & not Crystal - shit tip - Palace 

Debbies is gone. Booo. I liked Debbies, but wasn't aware of this website when I visited there every couple months.

KITTYS PLACE is colse by 10 min walk of 5 min drive... Its ok. only been once once, saw Francesca, good body and attitude but a bit old.
Place has easy front dor etc.
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Also a couple place in nearby Sydenham on Acemassage.

This girl is based local, and has a great attitude, great coms, loves a facial, and has decent body, good (not silly) fake boobs. size 10/12. Will do a review at some point.
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haven't seen this one, but look good to me, some mixed feedback here.
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[midnightcowboy]

Totally agree on the AW effect. It seems to make people believe that they are in some high class/professional bracket.

I've even met a girl at a swingers club who put herself on AW. And she WAS NOT worth the £140 she was asking..

Kitty's Place looks good. I'm the kind of punter who goes on instinct and likes to take a little risk. I like to find down to earth gems rather than pay huge prices and inflated dreams, not to mentions inflated boobs..

Thanks again for the recommendations, I will review whoever the lucky girls turn out to be

[Callisto]

KITTYS PLACE is colse by 10 min walk of 5 min drive... Its ok. only been once once, saw Francesca, good body and attitude but a bit old.
Place has easy front dor etc.
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Do you remember how much they charged, and the inclusions etc?  OWO / kissing? Cheers.

[Callisto]

I went to Qi in CP earlier.  There was a new woman - late 30s / early 40s, red dress, size 8/10, and averagely pretty IMO.  Called Angela.  I booked an hour.  Massage-wise, it was excellent - very thorough and knot-removing.  As an arousal, very poor - a few CC swipes and inside-leg swishes and then suddenly talk of extra.  The problem there is that I'm not especially turned on, and therefore pickier re money.  She wanted 20 for HR and 40 for B2b; I asked about blow jobs but that was laughed off.

We agreed £30 for B2B but when I clarified that it would be actual B2B - ie her, fully naked, on top of me, not half-naked and standing - she seemed surprised. "Full naked?" Er, yes. The price then went back to 40. I said 30, and a Mexican (Chinese?) stand-off ensued until the end.  I didn't mind, as I had little inclination by then. 

From here it was a classic case of the grumpy, spurned masseuse. She seemed offended when I said after that she was a good masseuse - as if even the mere suggestion that she wasn't made me a horrible bastard - and when I asked what days she worked with you OPs in mind, the answer was "No talk now."  O-kay then.  I skedaddled.

[Mr Girth]

I'd be interested in any prices at Kitty's too.

I recognise Daniella - was a regular for a long time at Lady Marmalade/  Phoenix Club parties.

[midnightcowboy]

I went to Qi in CP earlier.  There was a new woman - late 30s / early 40s, red dress, size 8/10, and averagely pretty IMO.  Called Angela.  I booked an hour.  Massage-wise, it was excellent - very thorough and knot-removing.  As an arousal, very poor - a few CC swipes and inside-leg swishes and then suddenly talk of extra.  The problem there is that I'm not especially turned on, and therefore pickier re money.  She wanted 20 for HR and 40 for B2b; I asked about blow jobs but that was laughed off.

We agreed £30 for B2B but when I clarified that it would be actual B2B - ie her, fully naked, on top of me, not half-naked and standing - she seemed surprised. "Full naked?" Er, yes. The price then went back to 40. I said 30, and a Mexican (Chinese?) stand-off ensued until the end.  I didn't mind, as I had little inclination by then. 

From here it was a classic case of the grumpy, spurned masseuse. She seemed offended when I said after that she was a good masseuse - as if even the mere suggestion that she wasn't made me a horrible bastard - and when I asked what days she worked with you OPs in mind, the answer was "No talk now."  O-kay then.  I skedaddled.

I have recently been to two masseuse lately in my area, found through gumtree, and both have been totally legit. I didn't even ask. The massage both times has been excellent, and I'm starting to feel ripped off with a bit of casual hand waving that you get in some places. There is also another place on gumtree that is similar to Qi, ie. Health type thing, that does extras. Both the massage and the extras are good, although you do tend to get short and slightly round girl for the job. It seems pretty rare (impossible) to score highly on everthing, Massage, Extras, Girl and Price.

[MR MAJORA]

midnightcowboy: I recently reviewed a massage place in Sidcup, that ticked all those boxes.

Callisto/Mutley: It was about 2 months ago. There is a very helpful maid in her 50 that answers the phone and the door that details everything. Makes them all sound 10 out 10 obviously.
Once there you go to the room, and then one by one the available girls come say hi.
There were 2 options, I went with slim probably lates 30's pos early 40's Francesca.
She has worked there over 10 years so (must have been good 10 years ago!), still has a cracking Petite body for her age, did owo.
The other option was a new fat, black women, late 20's, but didnt float my boat as too plump for me.
I forget the actual price, but it was standard prices, not over the top, including OWO, and they also do cheaper 30 mins etc.
Some of the girls look good on the Ace Massage link, but i doubt that great...

I have called into Qi. The lady on reception was also the masseuse. Ok but prob mid 40's +. So i didn't bother. Having passed by some days there is a male possibly husband wearing a suit and reading the paper, which is a bit awkward....

i recently posted this in TOFTT: Anyone tried here? or any thoughts on it... looks good to me, probably too good...

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[midnightcowboy]

Dubai - Crystal Palace

Hmm..


Sidcup looks good.

[Callisto]

There is also another place on gumtree that is similar to Qi, ie. Health type thing, that does extras. Both the massage and the extras are good, although you do tend to get short and slightly round girl for the job.

Is this in CP or close, or where you live?  I wasn't quite sure...

[Callisto]

I have called into Qi. The lady on reception was also the masseuse. Ok but prob mid 40's +. So i didn't bother. Having passed by some days there is a male possibly husband wearing a suit and reading the paper, which is a bit awkward....

i recently posted this in TOFTT: Anyone tried here? or any thoughts on it... looks good to me, probably too good...

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That guy is generally there - I think he's the husband of the normal woman, Lily, who sounds like the one you saw.  He sometimes answers phone and texts.  I'm never too comfortable with guys on reception in these places (Well Health on Praed is another).

I've not tried the SE25 place.  Agree, looks dodge dodge dodge!

Thanks so much for all the info on Kitty's.  Daniella and Aida tempt me from the website, but I'd want to see them in person.  Was it comfortable in there, or did you feel pressured?

[midnightcowboy]

Yes sorry, near where I live, not CP.
I was musing on you either getting a good massage, or a nice girl with real skill. I can see why it happens, but I'm not giving up the search!