Tiffany/Scorpio Sauna Edinburgh

[Third Man]

A few reviews from over the last few months and more recent. Thought I'd stick this one up which will give some of you a laugh. I really don't know what the fuk I was thinking of or why I carried on. As a background and who I would  normally choose to see, I like tallish leggy about size 8 and hopefully not bad looking girls 20 ish to early 30s. Not easy to find. Im lucky that I've a reg in another town who fits the bill who I try to see once a month who  to me is sex on legs. 
Anyway was in the Meadowbank area, and as Id not been to Scorpio thought Id have a wee look in as id not enough time to get to Nts. Phoned and told 5 on. Anyway was there an hour or so later. went in an its like a step back in time. Dark red decor, clean but hardly modern. Paid 20 and was going to be 50 for 30 mins. Now I think the girl at the desk was Francesca, who fairly soon fucked off with a punter. Not really struck by her If i mind right, seemed a bit larger than i like. Took a shower, which dribbled rather than ran. Got told that 2 hadnt shown up, think one was Dionne who I think I read used to be at Nts, who again if memory serves looked ok when I saw in the lounge at Nts. That leaves 2. well theres a fat young thing, scottish cant mind name, and an older lady Tiffany. Well I sat a bit and thought for some mad reason that im here now so ill choose her. Now to be fair she was a nice woman, but things were heading well south, once her stuff was off i knew i wouldnt get hard and so it proved despite her best efforts.
I'll laugh about it one day perhaps. Doubt ill be going there again

[foreverchanges]

This reminds me of why I never ventured into this shithole in 17 years of Edinburgh sauna punting.

Unlucky TM.

[Third Man]

This reminds me of why I never ventured into this shithole in 17 years of Edinburgh sauna punting.

Unlucky TM.

no wonder you didn't. it's like an old guys pub but there are rooms with women that they would have to pay you. the point of this malarkey is to shag girls that you couldn't in real life. no goin to happen there.

[Haulder]

I reckon Scorpio or Carols will be the next to close.
I don't know if Dundas St. is still operating but it was always shite.
This only leaves London St., Blair St. and NTS with any sort of future.
That said the current NTS over 50's line up does nothing for me.
I think the saunas will all be gone in 3-5 years.

[Squire Haggard]

I've had some good times in Scorpio in the past, but have not been in ages. Zoe is my favourite memory from there. I admit that I liked Ian Haig's banter as well. 

The current plight of the saunas could have something to do with this. The drop in the value of the pound since the Brexit referendum could be an important factor.

''Net migration to the UK has fallen to the lowest level for three years as thousands of EU citizens have left the country after the Brexit referendum.

''Figures released by the Office for National Statistics showed net migration stood at 246,000 in the year ending in March 2017 - down 81,000 compared to the previous 12 months.

More than half the drop was due to an increase in the number of EU citizens leaving Britain and fewer arriving.

Net migration of EU citizens fell by 51,000 to 127,000 - its lowest lever since December 2013.

The number of EU citizens leaving the country increased by 33,000 year-on-year to 122,000 - the highest outflow for nearly a decade.

Departures saw a particularly sharp rise - 17,000 - in citizens from the so-called EU8, a group of countries that joined the bloc in 2004: Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Slovakia and Slovenia.''

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[Matrix]

I've had some good times in Scorpio in the past, but have not been in ages. Zoe is my favourite memory from there. I admit that I liked Ian Haig's banter as well. 

The current plight of the saunas could have something to do with this. The drop in the value of the pound since the Brexit referendum could be an important factor.

''Net migration to the UK has fallen to the lowest level for three years as thousands of EU citizens have left the country after the Brexit referendum.

''Figures released by the Office for National Statistics showed net migration stood at 246,000 in the year ending in March 2017 - down 81,000 compared to the previous 12 months.

More than half the drop was due to an increase in the number of EU citizens leaving Britain and fewer arriving.

Net migration of EU citizens fell by 51,000 to 127,000 - its lowest lever since December 2013.

The number of EU citizens leaving the country increased by 33,000 year-on-year to 122,000 - the highest outflow for nearly a decade.

Departures saw a particularly sharp rise - 17,000 - in citizens from the so-called EU8, a group of countries that joined the bloc in 2004: Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Slovakia and Slovenia.''

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Really? 

Strange how most people remember the golden years being before the influx of foreigners. The saunas have been going downhill for the last decade but were ok until about 5 years ago.

They often get a bad rap because of the foreign imports. The previously top class LSS is dying and it's full of ee's.

Blaming their demise on brexit is laughable.

[wirehair]

Going back a good few years - maybe as long as 20 I used to be a regular at Scorpio. Always liked checking in early while the girls were still fresh although often it meant that the full complement werent on as some were always late arriving. Had some great punts there too over the years - the French girl I saw twice who really got turned on one of the sessions, a milf (Heather?) who was only on that day to help out and was a great shag and Cheryl(?) for whom I was her first client. She really got into it - went back to see her again but she hadnt stuck it and had left  . Can't rememeber a bad punt there but defo some vanilla ordinary ones. I havent been there for at least seven years - the street used to be fairly quiet and discreet but now with all the flats and the road being a busy ratrun its a bit too public for my liking. Funnily enough I was thinking of going once more for old times sake the other day, but some of the reports on here put me off.

[bbb]

I've had some good times in Scorpio in the past, but have not been in ages. Zoe is my favourite memory from there.

Zoe was great, a Barbie doll with a big libido.

[willie loman]

Its possible carols will close, but there is no reason for scorpio to close, its actually a sleeping giant, a modest investment in refurbishment, and a new management ethos and it would be a money factory, its location helps, virtually no chance of the average punter running into anyone they know in an area with zero footfall.Haig is an affable enough guy, but he has no appetite for doing the place up, or giving the girls a hard time. So the girls suit themselves, absenteeism is astonishing, service and behaviour in the room is hit or miss.  I imagine saunas will be marching on well after we are gone.

[willie loman]

Tiffany is no longer there, she fell out with the management, as is usually the case in these saunas. I found her a pleasant fuck,but I like the old stuff,   but she made no attempt to engage with you, and the minute you had your squirt, she jumped off the bed, it was when she got dressed without showering that I decided not to repeat the experience. Kind of sums up the problem with the place, make the girls chat, give you the full time, and have a shower afterwards, how hard is that?

[Third Man]

I hope the saunas don't die completely as they have their place. I had a booking in Glasgow not so  long ago which went tits up and with no saunas like before that was me fucked(or not). So its great to have them. Problem is, for likes of me, I don't stay in town, and I'm a fairly infrequent sauna punter, and though information on here is great, it's a bit of a lottery when you go in. Likes of GFE Bury/Sheffield or La Maison, there is a website and it gives an indication of who is on. If a site said for example 4 girls on,  2 BBW and 2 age 40+ that would be me out. Suppose I have to put this down to experience, and with no chance of  sauna websites up here, leave a neg for any unsuspecting punter who may be visiting town.

[Squire Haggard]

Really? 

Strange how most people remember the golden years being before the influx of foreigners. The saunas have been going downhill for the last decade but were ok until about 5 years ago.

They often get a bad rap because of the foreign imports. The previously top class LSS is dying and it's full of ee's.

Blaming their demise on brexit is laughable.

I've had 2 top class Romanian girls in LSS within the last 5 years, but not in the last 2. There was a very good choice of EE girls in BSS about a year or 2 ago, but I dont  know what its like now.  If there's less EE girls coming to work here, then its safe to assume that there will be less EE WGs as well. Our choice will be diminished a bit.

[auldie63]

I've had 2 top class Romanian girls in LSS within the last 5 years,

Jeez, did they have pet unicorns?

[humpster1]

A few reviews from over the last few months and more recent. Thought I'd stick this one up which will give some of you a laugh. I really don't know what the fuk I was thinking of or why I carried on. As a background and who I would  normally choose to see, I like tallish leggy about size 8 and hopefully not bad looking girls 20 ish to early 30s. Not easy to find. Im lucky that I've a reg in another town who fits the bill who I try to see once a month who  to me is sex on legs. 
Anyway was in the Meadowbank area, and as Id not been to Scorpio thought Id have a wee look in as id not enough time to get to Nts. Phoned and told 5 on. Anyway was there an hour or so later. went in an its like a step back in time. Dark red decor, clean but hardly modern. Paid 20 and was going to be 50 for 30 mins. Now I think the girl at the desk was Francesca, who fairly soon fucked off with a punter. Not really struck by her If i mind right, seemed a bit larger than i like. Took a shower, which dribbled rather than ran. Got told that 2 hadnt shown up, think one was Dionne who I think I read used to be at Nts, who again if memory serves looked ok when I saw in the lounge at Nts. That leaves 2. well theres a fat young thing, scottish cant mind name, and an older lady Tiffany. Well I sat a bit and thought for some mad reason that im here now so ill choose her. Now to be fair she was a nice woman, but things were heading well south, once her stuff was off i knew i wouldnt get hard and so it proved despite her best efforts.
I'll laugh about it one day perhaps. Doubt ill be going there again

The fat bird is romanian not scottish I had a punt with her recently. Out of close to 200 punts this one ranks in my worst 5 it was like being locked in a room with a depressed orangutang 

[Squire Haggard]

Jeez, did they have pet unicorns?

Andrea said she had cats, but I dont know about Vanessa. 

[rathbone]

it was like being locked in a room with a depressed orangutang 

I quite like orang-utangs … but not in this context! 

[5pecks0f8lue]

Who runs this place now? Is it still Ian, the coke head from the Navy?

Never been there in many years now. It's local to me, though. Kudos to those who like it, although BSS is still the best for me...