The Phoenix Club TPC - Edgware Road 21st Aug

[Stard]

Basic info
External Link/Members Only
2 mins walk from Edgware Road (Edgware Road does have to exist depend which line you take)
£160
21 Aug 4-6pm

Pros
•Ratio of 4:5 (M/F)
•More pussy and tits than I knew what to do with
•Easy to get to
•Given robes...that shit make you feel like a FUCKING KING
•Valuables look after by the host
•Did not feel rushed
•Girls were 10/10..look better than their pictures to be honest
•Punters and girls were all friendly
•Worth every penny

Cons
•Can't think of any...

Daniella
•God her voice is so gorgeous
•doggy, Oral and hand jobs game good.. she was a softer touch.

Alana
•I did not get to fuck Alana because her oral tech was so good (she will give you something to think back on later)
•she knew what to say to get me to bust a nut
•Very nice ass, will definitely have to doggy her next time

Anna
•I had to start with Anna, there is just something SEXY about a girl with tats
•Amazing oral skills and that pussy made me crack a nut quicker than a squirrel
•Also gave her oral and that pussy was YUM *finger licking good and boy was I loving it*

Mel
• I did not get to spend time with Mel but her body looks amazing from across the room and the things she was doing to one of the other punter...well, I will have to give her a go next time

Eva
•Eva is differently is a pleaser and as a newbie to sex parties she looked after me
•she worked my dick so hard I am still resting until this day


I was  weary of going as I had been to a 'fuck club' event which had about 5 guys to 1 girl and with that much dick in a room it will make you go soft. I would recommend as they looked after this first timers well.

Final verdict: 8.9/10 would definitely bang...again

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[jichael mackson]

Thanks for the review. Your reaction to simply wearing a robe leads me to believe you're easily impressed  but thanks all the same!

[Name Not Found]

Thanks for the review. Your reaction to simply wearing a robe leads me to believe you're easily impressed  but thanks all the same!

That's the best review of a review I've ever read. Well done 

[Stard]

Thanks for the review. Your reaction to simply wearing a robe leads me to believe you're easily impressed  but thanks all the same!

  definitely not easily impressed but I do like to try and add a little humour to my posts

[smiths]

For punters unaware and bothered the pimp who runs TPC either herself or by giving the info to a cunt banned off here for being a TPC white knight and tout who slagged UKP off tried to out me for daring to criticise TPC on here.

Do NOT give TPC your real details is my advice, the name I gave the pimp wasn't my real name fortunately for me.

[fudi_maar]

Anna
•I had to start with Anna, there is just something SEXY about a girl with tats
•Amazing oral skills and that pussy made me crack a nut quicker than a squirrel

When I first met her, i thought that she isn't my type, but the minute we started to play, I realised that she's REALLY sensual and knows how to turn a guy on. Her oral technique is mouth-watering, and I had a great climax with her in mish the last time I saw her.

[SirCharles]

For punters unaware and bothered the pimp who runs TPC either herself or by giving the info to a cunt banned off here for being a TPC white knight and tout who slagged UKP off tried to out me for daring to criticise TPC on here.

Do NOT give TPC your real details is my advice, the name I gave the pimp wasn't my real name fortunately for me.

The pimp, alias Emma, is dangerous low life old person with too much botox, who is running a business at loss and is trying to blackmail old clients...so, even if the ratio is negative (in favor of males) be careful when she comes and try to be nice, as all the details you provide can be uded against you

[Northwesttt]

Smiths, you always tell us how clever you are and how you always use a false name and dedicated punting phone so do tell us this. As you never attended a Phoenix party and the last LMP you attended was about 5 years ago, what details of yours could be possibly outed? A burner phone that's at least 5 years old, the name Smith??  Really outs you.

As for you Charley boy. Any evidence to back up your accusations that she is outing people or are you just spouting more crap? As far as I can see, you are the only one to have outed anyone. You expect punters not to be outed but when Em was on TV in no way connected to TPC, you were on here putting up links. 95% of members on here never attended a party so wouldn't know who she is but you outed her to them and any press who read here. Shows you to be a very special kind of shit.

People don't answer back on here because assholes attack them but the silent majority are clever enough to know what you two really are. Pathetic little losers.

[Sinz]

Smiths, you always tell us how clever you are and how you always use a false name and dedicated punting phone so do tell us this. As you never attended a Phoenix party and the last LMP you attended was about 5 years ago, what details of yours could be possibly outed? A burner phone that's at least 5 years old, the name Smith??  Really outs you.

As for you Charley boy. Any evidence to back up your accusations that she is outing people or are you just spouting more crap? As far as I can see, you are the only one to have outed anyone. You expect punters not to be outed but when Em was on TV in no way connected to TPC, you were on here putting up links. 95% of members on here never attended a party so wouldn't know who she is but you outed her to them and any press who read here. Shows you to be a very special kind of shit.

People don't answer back on here because assholes attack them but the silent majority are clever enough to know what you two really are. Pathetic little losers.

Just for the record Northwesttt - No one gives a flying fk about what you have to say. Now get outta here.

[smiths]

Smiths, you always tell us how clever you are and how you always use a false name and dedicated punting phone so do tell us this. As you never attended a Phoenix party and the last LMP you attended was about 5 years ago, what details of yours could be possibly outed? A burner phone that's at least 5 years old, the name Smith??  Really outs you.

As for you Charley boy. Any evidence to back up your accusations that she is outing people or are you just spouting more crap? As far as I can see, you are the only one to have outed anyone. You expect punters not to be outed but when Em was on TV in no way connected to TPC, you were on here putting up links. 95% of members on here never attended a party so wouldn't know who she is but you outed her to them and any press who read here. Shows you to be a very special kind of shit.

People don't answer back on here because assholes attack them but the silent majority are clever enough to know what you two really are. Pathetic little losers.

So much Moss for you not having anything to do with TPC as you posted in your other post under this nick.

[smiths]

Just for the record Northwesttt - No one gives a flying fk about what you have to say. Now get outta here.

That is Moss who co-ran LMP parties according to their 1 other post on here. In that post he says he has nothing to do with TPC and isn't involved anymore, then posts on this thread with his rant.

[Sinz]

That is Moss who co-ran LMP parties according to their 1 other post on here. In that post he says he has nothing to do with TPC and isn't involved anymore, then posts on this thread with his rant.

If Moss the Arse has a cuckold fantasy and want to get in bed with Em, he should ring her and tell her that, not get on UKP and make a even bigger fool of himself than he is. What a twat !

[James999]

. Any evidence to back up your accusations

Just fuck off 

[smiths]

Northwesttt is now banned, that's 7 and counting linked to TPC now banned, thanks to admin. These low lifes wont undermine UKP.

[GreyDave]

Thanks for the review. Your reaction to simply wearing a robe leads me to believe you're easily impressed  but thanks all the same!

Nah it`s cause there were no skids in the back

[YidArmy]

Smiths, you always tell us how clever you are and how you always use a false name and dedicated punting phone so do tell us this. As you never attended a Phoenix party and the last LMP you attended was about 5 years ago, what details of yours could be possibly outed? A burner phone that's at least 5 years old, the name Smith??  Really outs you.

As for you Charley boy. Any evidence to back up your accusations that she is outing people or are you just spouting more crap? As far as I can see, you are the only one to have outed anyone. You expect punters not to be outed but when Em was on TV in no way connected to TPC, you were on here putting up links. 95% of members on here never attended a party so wouldn't know who she is but you outed her to them and any press who read here. Shows you to be a very special kind of shit.

People don't answer back on here because assholes attack them but the silent majority are clever enough to know what you two really are. Pathetic little losers.

I don't suppose you could pop back on and PM me the twins phone numbers could you?

That would be very much appreciated 

[SirCharles]

For punters unaware and bothered the pimp who runs TPC either herself or by giving the info to a cunt banned off here for being a TPC white knight and tout who slagged UKP off tried to out me for daring to criticise TPC on here.

Do NOT give TPC your real details is my advice, the name I gave the pimp wasn't my real name fortunately for me.

When Em/Maruda will lower prices? 4:5 is unprofitable and risk of getting bust

[SirCharles]

Smiths, you always tell us how clever you are and how you always use a false name and dedicated punting phone so do tell us this. As you never attended a Phoenix party and the last LMP you attended was about 5 years ago, what details of yours could be possibly outed? A burner phone that's at least 5 years old, the name Smith??  Really outs you.

As for you Charley boy. Any evidence to back up your accusations that she is outing people or are you just spouting more crap? As far as I can see, you are the only one to have outed anyone. You expect punters not to be outed but when Em was on TV in no way connected to TPC, you were on here putting up links. 95% of members on here never attended a party so wouldn't know who she is but you outed her to them and any press who read here. Shows you to be a very special kind of shit.

People don't answer back on here because assholes attack them but the silent majority are clever enough to know what you two really are. Pathetic little losers.

Moss,Tpc is too expensive in the current environment...unless you add the twins...then i may consider rejoining the club