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External Link/Members OnlyI'm afraid this is sort of a double negative...see below as to why.
So I have had this on my HL for a while, thinking if I was mega horny for a BJ I might go for it and low and behold I did. I need not go over what to expect again as it is well reviewed here. Comms were pretty decent and booking sorted.
Now, the actual experience(s) was incredibly disappointing. I should tell you, I was very horny with a couple of days worth of little men waiting to see the light of day. I was just in the mood for this sort of thing.
In goes my cock and the BJ started...umm...okay, I was hoping for it to get deeper and longer with a bit of DT and Gagging, that's what i was after. I had even provided instructions as to my preferences.
However, the minute my cock got to about 80% hardness (1 min?), on went a condom and into a hole I went. Now, in fairness, maybe I could have stopped as you are allowed to speak but I wanted a 'illicit mood' and I thought what the hell. I reckon it was pussy because my word...if that was her ass....
There was some tapping on the tent...I was like...okay what? I guessed she wanted me to come forward for deeper penetration, anyway, a couple of minutes of this then she turned around and took the condom off and began wanking furiously. I reckon we are about 5-6 mins in here...tops. I was hoping for more oral.
I swear after 2 mins of wanking I heard a massive TUT. I was like WTF? A min or so later, she texts me and tells me to stop moving around. I really wasn't, in fact I had one hand on the wall and the other on the door frame so, little movement possible!!
Anyway, on a 'last warning' she started wanking me again, i feel more oil being put on my cock. In my head I knew then it wasn't going back into her mouth at which point the shine had started to go off the whole thing.
You know when you just aren't going to cum? Well I had reached that point. I texted her back saying I'd clean up and go....at the same time, she had wrote 'finish yourself off!'. I thought fuck it, I tried (I really did want to cum) but wasn't going to happen. I turned, cleaned up in the toilet (loads of make up and ladies things) and left without a word.
After which, we had an extended text conversation where she blamed me not cumming because I was dancing around, and what man can cum halfway through a salsa. Sorry, what a load of fucking shit! I was very courteous. I am not one to argue, I simply said I was not moving around and having been an expert in cumming for 30+ years I know that wasn't the reason and explained the above, condom too early (or at all as I just wanted OWO/CIM), rushed, below expectations, wanking too fast and a TUT having put me off.
She kindly offered me a freebie the next day and assured me I would come if I stood perfectly still and fill her mouth with cum etc. I thought well, maybe I was being squeezed in between other appointments tonight and everyone deserves another chance.
On this particular night after Round 1, I looked for plans B, C, D but none got back to me so I ended up with mobile porn in the car and wanking off. YES, I was that fucking horny at this point!
2nd attempt tonight. She offered via text during the day, nice thought and maybe amends would be made, I got home from work and took her up on the offer.
Round 2 - I kept myself steady as a rock!! More OWO...but seriously about 1 min more than Round 1 before hands and rubbing of the underneath of my cock started to happen...I'm am thinking, why am I on hand already?? After a few minutes of slightly better hand action than Round 1, it actually went back in the mouth, this is better I thought. She almost got me to the point of cumming then took it out and started to wank heavily again! I was on the edge for a while before a big HUFF and a pause...I was texting asking for more oral..no reply, about to withdraw to fuck off and she grabbed my cock again. About 30 secs more OWO bringing me back to life before again....more wanking! At which point having been brought to the point again I actually spoke. "please put it back in your mouth" but no...she didn't and thus...I wasn't going to cum with her hand performance. Another big huff and a text saying I was holding back from cumming. No love...you are just not doing what you said you would.
Another big pause before I thought fuck this, I can't be done with the massive long text ramblings I was getting at this point, stating that I had probably pre-wanked etc.etc. excuses. Another text TELLING me to finish myself off, again I tried but midway I thought..why am I wanking over a tent hole FFS. Without a word I pulled up my trousers and left.
Another long text convo, essentially, she claims to be an expert on cocks and making guys cum, and why would I be making cumming noises and not cumming. No love, I make excited noises when I am ABOUT to cum, but when you don't do what you offer and wank terribly it doesn't finish me off. I can have a better wank with visuals at home! (or in the car, lol). I explain that she didn't do a fraction of the OWO I expected and in order to CIM I actually need to be in her mouth and not being wanked off.
If you move past the fact it might be a bloke of which i am very doubtful, why? Because all the tutting and huffing I heard (of which there was sadly a lot) sounded very feminine and only a moany cow would make!!!
So, move past that I would stop you booking on the point of service. Myself and a similar punter has had the same rushed, formulaic procedure. He got to cum, albeit not very enjoyably. I didn't even get that 'satisfaction'.
By advice is not to book and save your money, because the service is crap. You are better off wanking at home with a blindfold.....
Timings - I was in and out in 14 mins tops. About 20 mins on the 2nd attempt.
I am telling you, if she did OWO as much as sending the loooongs texts I received about WHY I wasn't cumming, I would have actually finished. She expects you to cum in a few minutes, sorry, I just don't as many of my previous WGs would concur, and most of all, I paid for CUM IN MOUTH, not a fucking crap hand job which I could have got from many nice looking girls for £10/£20 more and if I wanted a glory hole experience i'll buy a £5 sheet and cut a hole in it for them to suck me through!
Really rubbish, really disappointing. I cannot provide any positives and it lead to me being so frustrated I booked a disastrous Plan B which cost me another £60 which was wasted.
Don't bother. Seriously unless you can cum in 30 seconds (and want to).
