"Do you Party?" - Strippers that also Escort

[PatMacGroin]

A Bit of a bad old days reminisce, followed by a question, then an example: -


In the days before AW, or any reliable online punting sources, I would rarely punt in the UK. When I did it was a matter of finding new talent by getting into a cab half cut and asking to be taking to the nearest
decent brothel. Obviously not the most reliable of methods. The vast majority of the time the girls were ropey looking, plus there in body but not in spirit. 



Around the same time I also went to strip clubs more than I should have. I remember some mates used to swear, that if you wanted to find out if a stripper offered full-on extra services you had to ask them "Do You Party?" while they were giving you a dance. 



Like it was some code word that revealed you were genuine and not a copper. The same mates would swear "it worked for me at so-and-so club" or "what's-his-face does it all the time". That method was just as much of a frustrating waste of time, effort and money as trusting the cab drivers. 



Except... a few occasions where I would find a stripper that I still remember meeting years later. They didn't exactly "Party" hard. Usually, they upped their game just enough with each dance to make me feel this was going all the way, but all they were really milking was my wallet. Again I was usually too pissed to know better   



So here is my question:-

Any of you got any stories of strippers that you discovered also Escort?

Or Vice Versa

WG's that you then bumped into in a Strip club?




Similar to this:-

About 5 or 6  years ago I was in LA Confidential strip club, Ealing Broadway. This hot little Polish stripper was all over me, breaking all the no touching rules and snogging me hard. So talked me into going into the bullshit "VIP" area where she had my cock in her mouth but kept jumping away before I could finish.

"security is watching."
"I'll get fired if they spot us"

It gets to closing time and I tell her she can't seriously be leaving me this way. Surprisingly she tells me her number, tells me to text her and she'll be out to meet me in 15 mins. Unsurprisingly I don't hear back and when I try to call the number turns out to be invalid. I cut my loses and head home with blue balls but a heavily drained wallet kidding myself I must have been so drunk I took the number down wrong.   

I'm almost 100% positive that this was that stripper:

External Link/Members Only - currently called Velvet Lola, always a variation on Lola

I'm tempted but looking at her profile I'm pretty sure her best skill is still draining wallets! £200 p/h and rising!

 

 

[YorkshireGuy]

Was told by a former stripper turned escort that it's unreliable/crap pay and every night there would be a few offers from guys wanting to meet them after work for paid sex.

Sounds like hard work to me. If they wanted to shag for money then they'll be a prose surely?

Easier to book a WG from a blokes POV.

[Bond]

From a guy who's spent more money than he should have on strippers (before he discovered escorts) . . .

1. If you want to get drunk in the company of hot women, and feel like a star, go to strip clubs.

2. If you want to have sex, go see an escort.

3. The second option is almost always less expensive than the first option.

[mcLovin]

From a guy who's spent more money than he should have on strippers (before he discovered escorts) . . .

1. If you want to get drunk in the company of hot women, and feel like a star, go to strip clubs.

2. If you want to have sex, go see an escort.

3. The second option is almost always less expensive than the first option.

Completely agree with this. I've had some fun times in strip clubs, but they are a completely different - and much more expensive - experience than booking sex with a WG.

[dubs]

You get way more chance of a 1-to-1 with the girls who do private parties / events.  Typically is it about £30 entrance with some free food & drink but you get plenty of time to talk to the girls and arrange a 1 on 1 meet.

[Jk1980]

Completely agree with this. I've had some fun times in strip clubs, but they are a completely different - and much more expensive - experience than booking sex with a WG.

With you on that my man.

In Berlin I was drunk and in the strippers.  Ended up spunking 250 euros on a hand/foot job only with a stripper.

[Buttons]

I can't see the point of strippers personally. There's plenty of free porn on the internet and 99% of the time you don't get to fuck a stripper.

As others have said, they cost more as well.

There's obviously a lucrative market for stripping, but we are all here because we like to fuck.

As I say, can't see the point.

[brownman]

To me strippers always seem like a waste of time, what's the point in seeing the goods on offer if you can't have fun with them.

[Excalibur]

To me strippers always seem like a waste of time, what's the point in seeing the goods on offer if you can't have fun with them.

If I've got a couple of hours to kill then I'll go to Horns or Browns for a couple of pints and a quid in the jar for the strippers.  Better than fucking about at Euston station waiting for the train.  As long as you don't go for the private dances then it's cheap entertainment for a bit of a perv especially if you have an AW punt lined up later.

Jai James used to work in Horns and as the bar was closing she propositioned me 'back to her place' for £200 sheets (she was £150 at the time on AW). I was too wasted to take her up on the offer.

[Marmalade]

They used be fairly easy if in the mood to let you put a hand up their fanny in Edinburgh, but the city council "cleaned them up".

It's still pretty standard in the more 'apocalyptic' parts of America where the strip show is basically an advert to get punters to pay for shags and blow jobs. They are reliably good value but the downside is they are in very rough parts of town. It'll be on the premises though. I've had to queue for a popular girl in one venue. In another where they weren't so busy,I got a good fumble in the quiet part of the bar with no pressure to pay and go further. But if you find a place in a city centre that offers 'private shows' they seem to skin you for all you're worth. Also in Brazil, where there's both on-premises and take-out. As everywhere though, not the cheapest way to get a shag. Also Thailand and Philippines of course and a few in Phnom Penh.

Not sure why you'd even try in this country given how much they fleece you for. It is a nice way to get a feel for how she'll perform sometimes. I can think of a few clubs in Europe that are worth it if you are very alert but not here.

[PatMacGroin]

Not sure why you'd even try in this country given how much they fleece you for. It is a nice way to get a feel for how she'll perform sometimes. I can think of a few clubs in Europe that are worth it if you are very alert but not here.

TBH, I don't really bother with strip clubs any more. The money can be better spent elsewhere. But on the occasions where I can't really avoid it, stag do's usually, you see some birds where you feel that no matter what I have to do/pay I just have to fuck her!

Speaking of clubs abroad, I have had some very memorable times at Darling Cabaret in Prague, but you pay through the nose for it.

[myothernameis]

You get way more chance of a 1-to-1 with the girls who do private parties / events.  Typically is it about £30 entrance with some free food & drink but you get plenty of time to talk to the girls and arrange a 1 on 1 meet.

On the odd occasion while in London, would go to Blacklapdancers, at the time it was £50 membership, and £30 entrance fee, pound jar in the lounge, and you were freely welcome to finger, or lick the girls out, just for a few pounds, and if the girl took a fancy, anything could happen in the lounge

But the main stuff, like oral or even sex to place in a private room, so for sex, with a lovely black girl cost me £40, but already had put a few pound coins into the jar, while she was dancing

[AJB top shagger]

I was on a stag do in benidorm last year and got separate from our group. In my drunk haze i stumbled into a lap dancing bar for a night cap, as soon as i entered i was approached by a young blonde russian girl who basically told me it was 70 euros fuck and suck. Needles to say i was surprised and took her up on her offer. Good punt actually cover oral, cracking bod. In the uk strippers will just bleed you dry for a cock tease. The long and short of my point is to just visit a WG to get your moneys worth

[Marmalade]

The prices are outrageous though aren't they?

Before the crackdown in Edinburgh, some strippers would let you have a fumble during a £5 private dance. There's still £5 dances at certain times & days but strictly punter-no-touch. 

[Alvin]

Haven't been to a strip club for years definitely not since started punting.

I used to work for a company where all socials were held at strip clubs, it got so bad that we were on good terms with the girls and management.  Did get propositioned by Amica Bentley when she was in her late 20's (looking).  She was hands all over even when in the main club.  Also had a night out at a club provided by a supplier where anything was on the cards it was just down to negotiating the price.

[Jerboa]

Strip clubs for a punt are just overpriced wastes of money in this country, the dancers just prey on drunk horny men, and why wouldn't they? One reason why I steer clear of them. Though in Eastern Europe and Latin America, strippers are usually also whores.

[Wardyblade]

Stopped going to strip joints years ago. Too frustrating. I can only compare it to drooling over a burger you can't eat when you're starving.

Closest I got was in Blackpool and was told to leave my number behind the bar and she'd come and meet me at my hotel at closing time. I was tempted but thought she'd ask for hundreds for a BJ. She was good but not that good.

[Trenlover]

waste of time and money

also strippers are WWAYYY up their own arses in most cases

[shagmore]

Went to a lap dancing club in Austria some time back, was pretty dead. Was the only one in there - just past end of session.
This lass, nice bit tits, and nipples that could poke your eyes out starting giving me the moves, after a few bottles, she had my cock out a few times and was getting well worked up, then a visit to the VIP room, she went out said something to some one, then came back started dancing again, cock comes out, and before I knew it she goes down on me for what I thought was a bit or oral, she comes back up and condom is on, next thing she turn round and plants herself on my shaft. Was very surprised, and unleashed my load after a few mins.
After I got back to my hotel did a quick count of cash and card receipts, and spent best part of £1000. One hell of a lot of money for a few mins fucking, but so totally un-expected I think it was worth it. Would I do it again, fuck no, I would get 6 or 7 WGS and have an orgy for that price
 

[nten]

A few years ago in Hamburg we went to a bar where a number of girls offered private dances. We were told which ones we could ask for a bit more and one of them took the eye of my mate. 60 euros all in. There was also a place in Marbella that had the girls pole dance in between punters but this was clearly a brothel not a strip place.

[Marmalade]

The positive side is that it's a nice warm up. There's a place in Crete that does nice private dances at a reasonable rate -- hands all over type of thing -- and I reckon it's to get you steaming hard so you'll pay daft money for an even more private 'dance' with full sex. One has to time it -- the club opens a couple of hours before the brothels shut -- but being a tight fucker when it comes to overcharging prossies I found it was easy enough to get the foreplay at the strip club then quickly leg it a few blocks to the knock shops.

[nten]

The positive side is that it's a nice warm up. There's a place in Crete that does nice private dances at a reasonable rate -- hands all over type of thing -- and I reckon it's to get you steaming hard so you'll pay daft money for an even more private 'dance' with full sex. One has to time it -- the club opens a couple of hours before the brothels shut -- but being a tight fucker when it comes to overcharging prossies I found it was easy enough to get the foreplay at the strip club then quickly leg it a few blocks to the knock shops.

I've done similar in London. Went to Sunset Strip for a stag do but after a poor private dance I nipped out to a walk up and enjoyed a quickie for the price of a lapdance. Don't see that sort of tip on Money Saving Expert.

[PatMacGroin]

Don't see that sort of tip on Money Saving Expert.

 

[BP96]

plants herself on my shaft...

spent best part of £1000.

Yep, you definitely got shafted!

[shagmore]

Yep, you definitely got shafted!

Oh yes 100%, can not deny . But one is lead by ones cock..