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Offline Poolan

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« on: August 23, 2017, 10:59:00 am »
Would like to meet one that squirt a lot!
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No age restriction
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Offline Poolan

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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2017, 12:07:47 pm »
 :lol: sorry I meant "squirter" on the title   :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2017, 05:06:06 pm »
All girls are squirters. Its all about technique !

Offline Steely Dan

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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2017, 10:28:13 pm »
You mean ones that squirt nectar from their mythical nectar reservoir hidden in a secret place in their body that doctors have never found, or ones that get excited and give you Water Sports from their bladder? My experience, any ones that have had a few sprogs can pee on you at will.

Offline Roth

« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2017, 06:59:22 am »
Quote from: Poolan on August 23, 2017, 10:59:00 am
Would like to meet one that squirt a lot!
Suggestions?
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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=127514.msg1441690#msg1441690

FFS you were looking for floppy and saggy tits yesterday. :dash: What next? :unknown: Droopiest beef curtains or stinkiest aresehole? :rolleyes:

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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2017, 07:13:53 am »
Quote from: Poolan on August 23, 2017, 10:59:00 am
Would like to meet one that squirt a lot!
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Maybe you will when you're old enough?

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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2017, 10:03:41 pm »
Quote from: Poolan on August 23, 2017, 10:59:00 am
Would like to meet one that squirt a lot!
Suggestions?
No age restriction

Mr Poo. You are full of many days of brown stuff. Why not go to not allowed for a laxative before UKP Admin notices and gives you an enema in the form of a ban? One day you might have been old enough to use this forum properly ...

Offline Daaz324

« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2017, 09:46:36 am »
Quote from: Steely Dan on August 23, 2017, 10:28:13 pm
You mean ones that squirt nectar from their mythical nectar reservoir hidden in a secret place in their body that doctors have never found, or ones that get excited and give you Water Sports from their bladder? My experience, any ones that have had a few sprogs can pee on you at will.

Research my friend...
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