The £20 kiss test?

[GMontag]

His unique style and prolific posting has me believing he has a previous incarnation on UKP. Especially the way he is particularly oblivious of the impression he makes. I think he does knows what he is doing.

[sensualencounter]

I completely ignore his fantasy stories.  As someone said earlier, his reviews are either the hottest honey (read whore) and an amazing time with his cobra and mangoes and all that bollocks or they're fucking bitches and wasted his time. Again, someone else said that's probably because they told him to fuck off once he tried his £20 dodgy test.

He's illiterate and clearly living in a Jungle Book fantasy. And I'm sure all this talk is feeding his ego, exactly what he wants.

[Weyoun]

His unique style and prolific posting has me believing he has a previous incarnation on UKP. Especially the way he is particularly oblivious of the impression he makes. I think he does knows what he is doing.

He has been previously banned already and allowed to return.

[vw]

He has been previously banned already and allowed to return.

Like how it happened for your mates iloveoral and  golfnut

[Weyoun]

Like how it happened for your mates iloveoral and  golfnut

I would hardly describe them as mates. I asked Golfnut's opinion once not realising the trouble that he was and as many of those who let forum notoriety go to their head he got cocky and was banned.

I know you and ILO have major issues. He's never done anything to me and I don't mind the guy. Although I understand your approach I don't see the need to be as antagonistic as you often are.

[Moresomes]

So ignore me PLEASE!!

So if you think that his schoolboy infantile crock of shit kiss test is a complete load of bollocks, he just doesn't want to know, and he doesn't want anyone else to know what you think either.
I assume that it's OK to keep on posting if you are willing to stoke his fragile ego by pissing up his leg about his (allegedly) enormous banana and all the juicy honeys yummy mangoes he's slobbered over.

[mr.bluesky]

what a carry on

turn up and have the punt

none of this test fucking about

Totally agree he's just being a dickhead 

[bigmanbigman]

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[scutty brown]

🍌 meter?

on the original GIF it shows the needle jumping into the red.
Unfortunately the forum software doesn't seem to allow the animated GIF to run, so its stuck in the green
Bit of a failure unfortunately

[bigthickdick]

It runs if you click on the pic to load it 

[vw]

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[scutty brown]

OK, I'm now feeling a bit stupid.......

[maxxblue]

OK, I'm now feeling a bit stupid.......

How stupid?

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[Marmalade]

Just a viewpoint, innit....

The Tarzan view, with mango-smeared bifuckalls ...
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[Bigus Dickus]

I imagine anyone who's cock resembles this would get a swift fuck-off tablet from most prosies!

Needs a trip to the clap clinic methinks! 

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[bigmanbigman]

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crap ometer !!

[bigmanbigman]

The Tarzan  container .
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amount of shit in shit ometer !!

[bigmanbigman]

Full of it.

[Turtle Z]

What you fail to grasp is the number of reviews and posts doesn't make 1 punter better than another. And it also doesn't prove how experienced a punter is or how often he punts. I have 144 reviews on here and was the first punter to do 100 on UKP, but unlike you I don't feel the need to keep going on about it.

 Your boasting here is seriously sad, you have problems and in my view are a very bad presence on UKP. When you got banned previously I was one who said as long as his reviews are genuine I can ignore his total and complete mango bullshit. Since you have been allowed back on you are infinity worse than you were before in my opinion. Fortunately I have no say over who is a member here, if I did you would be long gone.

Spot on Smiths!

[Rochelle]

What you fail to grasp is the number of reviews and posts doesn't make 1 punter better than another. And it also doesn't prove how experienced a punter is or how often he punts. I have 144 reviews on here and was the first punter to do 100 on UKP, but unlike you I don't feel the need to keep going on about it.

 Your boasting here is seriously sad, you have problems and in my view are a very bad presence on UKP. When you got banned previously I was one who said as long as his reviews are genuine I can ignore his total and complete mango bullshit. Since you have been allowed back on you are infinity worse than you were before in my opinion. Fortunately I have no say over who is a member here, if I did you would be long gone.

Exactly. Number of reviews doesn't equal level of importance. Look at the number of reviews that YLF posted and it turned out that he was dodgy as fuck. It's all down to how credible you seem to others, and especially admin. If you chat a lot of shit, and if your reviews are a load of codswallop, he'll find out in the end.

[Dicky]

KT looks like the kiss test works for you...good for you.  I think most people here would rather just kiss on entering and if it was not a full in kiss that they insisted on, they would ask and if still not available they would leave.  This saves the 20 as well. Others would just stay on as not everyone is fussed by DFK (i am not).

[SeekingtheTruth]

It works for me... the honeys don't have issues with it as long as they see I am serious as I have the full remainder in my other hand...
Otherwise alternative is they take money after agreeing then back track... no money back or some of it back..

Frankly they either kiss or they don't....

Many a times three second dfk snog and instantly money in there hands..

If they want to con it makes it extremely difficult for them to achieve the con...

Many men on here have taken there whore word for it and ended up with no kissing or just Mickley mouse lips..

Haven't you posted this shit before?

[king tarzan]

Works for me   

That's what counts. ..

[vw]

Works for me   

That's what counts. ..

Good for you, if true, seems to not happen much in your reviews
Out of last 25 reviews kiss test mentioned 3 times on one

then once on each of 2 refusals

If it worked for you would expect on most of the 25 at least

In summary kiss test mentioned on 3 out of 25 reviews that is 12% .

Seems like not even you are convinced with those figures. 

[Moresomes]

Good for you, if true, seems to not happen much in your reviews
Out of last 25 reviews kiss test mentioned 3 times on one

then once on each of 2 refusals

If you've fought your way through 25 of those fantasizing heaps of steaming bullshit you have my sympathy, and my genuine admiration.
I doubt if you'll ever be able to view your fruit bowl in the same light again.

[Chorley]

This thread. 

[Ozy84]

Cannot believe this thread has reached 5 pages!!

Sorry 6 pages just as i was typing!! 

KingT your a clown but reading some of the comments i think there are bigger ones than you on here.

JMO

[Marmalade]

Does make me feel slightly pewky every time I see the thread title. Dunno why, but the thought of baboon-man even snogging the mantelpiece is a bit yeuck. I wonder if the £20 'challenge' is before he takes the bag off his head?

I'm sure he likes the attention.

[DrConners]

Good for you, if true, seems to not happen much in your reviews
Out of last 25 reviews kiss test mentioned 3 times on one

then once on each of 2 refusals

If it worked for you would expect on most of the 25 at least

In summary kiss test mentioned on 3 out of 25 reviews that is 12% .

Seems like not even you are convinced with those figures.

Lol    Awesome statistical analysis - I'd agree with those figures 

[scutty brown]

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[RX8 Racer]

I have found that the Romanian WG's I have seen aren't that keen on kissing which is a let down whereas the Brits and other EE WG's I've seen have allowed and encouraged FK.

[bigmanbigman]

crap ometer !!

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[Jamboney]

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In future reviews I might refer to my todger as a fun size mars bar.

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[Jamboney]

This has to be one of the most amusing threads I've read on here

[Moresomes]

I wonder if the £20 'challenge' is before he takes the bag off his head?

Even if it is, they've still got to face him peeling the Fyffes sticker off his cock.

[scutty brown]

does he ever slip on his banana skin?

[king tarzan]

My £20 kiss test is a

ANTI CON MECHANISM

it works...

I hope and wish more chaps would use it to safe guard there hard earned cash..

[EnglishRebecca121]

My £20 kiss test is a

ANTI CON MECHANISM

it works...

I hope and wish more chaps would use it to safe guard there hard earned cash..

and you bumped this 9 months later because....

[adamza]

and you bumped this 9 months later because....

 

Just had a flick through this thread from the start - fucking hilarious.

[James999]

and you bumped this 9 months later because....

Because his other thread ended up making him look a total fool, 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=194197.0

[scutty brown]

whats the point in reopening an eight month old thread?
Are you being an attention-seeking twat again?

[Type_O_Negative]

I think he is on the meds again. I expect him to start a few useless threads

Mind you that's why he got a ban.

[Moresomes]

My £20 kiss test is a

ANTI CON MECHANISM

it works...

I hope and wish more chaps would use it to safe guard there hard earned cash..

I'm sticking with my £5 take it up the wrongun test.
Mind you, Just like KT I seem to get a lot of knockbacks when I suggest it. 

[MrMatrix]

What if the girl turns up at your hotel room and doesn't agree to dfk even though it was agreed before hand.
Do you just show her the door?

If its going to ruin the punt for you and its that important------yes.

[Donbe]

£20 for a kiss? That's a happy ending price for a a thai bird. 

This thread though, totally worth being dug up!

[Marmalade]

Even our resident prossie Rebecca takes the piss out of him and everyone agrees. 

No-one’s as mad as King Tarzan. 

Tarzan and his ‘tests’? 

[EnglishRebecca121]

Even our resident prossie Rebecca takes the piss out of him and everyone agrees. 

No-one’s as mad as King Tarzan. 

Tarzan and his ‘tests’? 
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i still dont get why he bumped it

[revoltra]

Anyone else watch People Just Do Nothing?

KT's fantasy sound a lot funny if you read it in Chabuddy G's voice

[Marmalade]

You’re looking very toned in your new avatar Rebecca.