Rather than seeing full service AW girls I have been dipping my toe into the world of massages recently after being encouraged with the reports on UKP. Joanna is well reviewed on here and I paid her a visit a few weeks ago.
External Link/Members OnlyLooks 6/10 - I was a bit underwhelmed with Joanna's looks partly as previous reviews built up an image to me that Joanna is some kind of Goddess. She's about 5' 2" tall, blonde, stocky build, nice boobs. Attractive but not really my type of girl. Her face was fairly stern for most of the meet, she very business-like from the start, and smiles were rare during my meet anyway. I thought she had a little resemblance to Lady Gaga facially.
Service 7/10 - paid £50 for 30 minute b2b service. Both of us strip off completely, onto the massage table I go, face down. Joanna gave a pretty professional massage while I was in my front, interspersed with her climbing onto me to rub her breasts, legs, body etc onto me. No real CC swipes which disappointed me, and it was only towards the end of the time I was on my front she started to reach down under. Onto my back and the b2b massage continues. His times she's looking a bit into my eyes, telling me to relax, and I'm beginning to feel Joanna is finally lightening up with me. She oils my cock with her hands, tugs for a little while before the inevitable conclusion. A bit of a clean up, I take up Joanna's offer of a shower, and I depart.
I have to say that compared to other massages I have had - before and since seeing Joanna - there was very little interaction between us, whether it's making the atmosphere a little bit more erotic, having a nice chat, etc. Maybe Joanna is trying to suss out whether I'm there for a proper massage rather than a rug n tug, but considering both of us were fully nude I think the answer was already clear!
Car parking 4/5 - Joanna directed me to park in an adjacent retail park which is only across the road from where she operates from. No need to pay for the parking, or buy anything from the shops. Ideal.
Premises 3/5 - the maisonette Joanna works from is nice. The massage takes place in the front room which is spacious for a massage table, chair, and couple of small tables on which the oils, tissues etc are. Bathroom is clean, a bit of a gripe that the shower seems to have only really cold and really hot water despite supposedly being a mixer tap.
Value for money 7/10 - £50 for a 30 minute b2b including HE is good. I was probably there for 40 minutes, no rush to get you out after the massage is over which I appreciate.
Total 27/40 - my review was close to being a neutral for 2 reasons: I wasn't blown away by Joanna's looks - she's pretty but not my preferred type - and it wasn't a particularly sensual massage which I was hoping for. It was ok, but I have had better.
