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I am going to leave a review for the outcall booking I had last week with this girl at a Newcastle Hotel. I actually had a booking at Christmas with her that was by far and away the worst ever booking I have ever had. But I crazily (and probably certifiably on my part) decided to give her another chance due to my really disliking the booking with Kayla (Reviewed above). So I booked her again eight months later now in August for another overnighter hoping that last booking had just been a blip. It is this booking I will be describing below.
The girl lives in Darlington now and she had said she won't be coming back to Newcastle ever again due to her falling out with everyone in Newcastle around Christmas. I offered her a two hour outcall booking (i.e £230) to tempt her on this but she refused. So I sent her a speculative text saying "ok then how about if I pay £500 for an overnighter consisting of sex and a little bit of movie watchng, would this be enough to make you consider coming to Newcastle again for a booking. If so I can book a hotel for the August bank holiday weekend for it". She instantly jumped at this offer and said how about instead of the bank holiday we do it the same week in two days time on the 8th August.
My plan was for it to be about 70-80% sex. And 20-30% movie watching. Hence why asking for a booking consisting of "sex and a little bit of movie watching". This is now going to be a long review as I am going to cover the full list of what happened in these 12hrs so people can say whether this review is me being harsh or not. I also appreciate this review is going to make me look like daft bastard number one talking about films and the like on a punt but I cannot think of anyway around it to explain fully what happened on this punt.
The Booking ItselfThe overnighter was requested and agreed to be 6pm till 6am. On the day 6pm came and she was a no show. I then received a text at 6.15pm from her saying she is stuck in traffic so she will be there at 6.30pm. At 6.40pm she turned up and immediately on entering the room she abruptly said lets get business out of the way first. So I gave her the money. She then immediately said she was going off for a cigarette. She left for 15 mins to do this after just arriving and getting the money.
In this 12hrs and 20mins overnighter she went out for seven separate cigarette breaks. Six of them at 15mins each. One of them she actually was gone for 30mins as she bumped into a friend from London. So that was 2hrs of this overnighter she was out alone smoking.
She came back and was making small talk with me as I had not seen nor heard from her in many months and then I said I wanted sex. She flatout refused saying she wanted to watch a movie first. And I said I am randy as hell right now so I would like sex first and then we can watch the movie after. She flatout refused and insisted we watch the movie first. So at this time I was in the bed naked as I had been expecting sex on her return from that cigarette above. So I asked her to then watch the movie naked with me. She refused that point blank too. So I am lying in the bed totally naked. She is sitting on top edge of the bed fully clothed while I put on the first film to watch. Ruthless People. Its a comedy from 1986 and one of the funniest films ever and I thought it would be good to lighten any mood.
As soon as the film started she picked up her phone and started nonstop whatsapp chatting with some guy she knew. And by chatting I do not mean sending one text and leaving it. I am meaning having nonstop neverending full live chats with him the whole entire time. I asked her to stop and watch the movie. Her response. "You are paying me for my time. Not what we do in that time. You do not control me, so I am going to do this". I challenged her on this saying I have paid you as an escort here for 12hrs and you would not do this at any other job. Which her response was that I have only paid her £500 for 12hrs that works out at £40 per hour, which she said that is absolutely nothing, her normal rate for overnighters is £1200 so she *IS* going to do this and she said I cannot stop her.
We then started arguing over this as I never asked her for a discount. The text message I sent I made her an offer of £500 for an overnighter that she literally jumped at accepting straight away and I said she could have refused the booking or negotiated for more but she jumped for it immediately. I also found I could not even touch her at all while watching the film as if I did she reacted very angrily at that also.
30mins in of the film and her whatsapp texting literally nonstop throughout she suddenly declared "this film is shit. I have no clue what is going on as its all over the place". Which I told her that is because you have sat there texting the entire time and not been paying attention to any of it so you have missed important parts setting the film up. So I turned the film off to try and put on a different film. Only to find every film I had brought (that was also agreed with her in advance to bring and we will watch) was "shit" and she refused to watch any of them now.
So I asked if we could put a Twilight Zone episode on. As its only 20mins long and I justified this to her by saying that Chuck and Sarah from the TV show Chuck used to watch Twilight Zone episodes all the time in that series and Sarah started off hating them in season 1 but by the end of the show she loved them so you will like it if you just give it a chance. So I put an episode on and straight away within seconds back on whatsapp chatting again not watching it at all. And after 10mins she declared again "this is shit this turn it off".
So I then at 8pm asked her again for sex. And she very aggressively agreed. And by aggressively I mean everything I said she was totally kicking off over. e.g she was giving me oral and I said during her giving me it "can you go really slow please". The response "Don't you fucking tell me how to do it, I am the escort here. I know how to do it". She refused angrily sex with her ontop. or me ontop. So at my request she had brought the magic wand I had bought her a year ago. And I was using it on her. Which she was finding reasons to kick off with me over that too (she had brought only a tiny bit of lube that ran out instantly, and mine, she did not like at all as it had a warming sensation to it which she hated and the other one I had brought had a cooling sensation that she hated also). It was honestly a case of she was angry at everything no matter what and just finding reasons to kick off no matter what I did. She then decided (after only 20mins of sex) that she wanted to go for yet another cigarette and this time she was gone for half an hour as she bumped into a friend she knew from London in the hotel.
10pm came and we agreed finally then to put on F/X Murder by illusion. And straight away within seconds texting again nonstop on whatsapp. So I made a point of rewinding the movie back and saying watch this again as you are missing important parts and I said I am going to keep doing it till you watch it as I am not turning this one off too. After two times of me doing this she finally said 'fine I will not text no more tonight and watch the film'. So she then lay down in the bed inside the covers for the very first time to watch the movie.
10.30pm. So in effect 20mins in of the film after me rewinding it back twice. I then hear snoring from her. I honestly thought to myself. "Thank fuck, some peace now". For the entire rest of the film she was then asleep. And I also rewatched that Twilight Zone episode myself and went to bed at 1am with her asleep the entire time since 10.30pm.
3am it seems she awoke with "insomnia". And she decided if she cannot sleep. I am not going to either. So she started angrily tossing and turning and pulling the quilt away from me very angrily. She also started texting on that phone again replies to a load of punters who had been texting her since putting the phone down at 10pm. So I woke up saying "will you stop it with that damned phone". To be told "don't you tell me what to do". I then foolishly said in jest that "if you don't stop with the phone I am going to take it off you and hide it". hoping that would get her to take the hint and finally stop.
4am after her doing the above for an hour. She then suddenly jumped out of the bed and decided she wants to brush her teeth and she starts manically brushing her teeth at 4am in the bathroom. She then came back in the room shouting where is the phone. It has gone. Give me back the phone now.
The phone had somehow vanished completely and she totally and utterly flipped her shit big style accusing me of taking it. And by flipped I am talking Annie Wilkes in Misery "you murdered my misery" type stuff here. I was absolutely petrified of her at that moment as I had not touched it. I was literally and practically pissing myself with fear saying "I swear to Christ I have not touched it, I swear on my soul I haven't moved at all since you left the room" as the phone had totally and completely vanished it was literally nowhere to be found. And she was flipping out big style saying I had took it.
So after her turning on the light and her noisily ransacking the place (at 4.30am). It turns out the crazy nutter had thrown it right underneath the bed somehow when she jumped up to clean her teeth manically. So then on finding the phone she decided to start another separate screaming match with me until just after 5am in the morning. And by screaming match I mean by this. Me talking quietly to her trying desperately to calm her down and her shouting back at me. Saying how pissed off she is that after she left me sitting in that hotel all night for the Halloween overnighter a year ago that I then went onto UKE and told people of this to ruin her business.
She then at 5am noisily went out for her eighth cigarette of the booking to calm her down after shouting at me for the last 30mins.
6am came and she had agreed initially the night before we would wake up and have sex for the second time at 6am and she would leave at 7am. So I told her that its 6am really just to see out of curiosity what she would say to that (I knew I wasn't getting sex off her). She then replied saying she wanted 30mins more to sleep as she hadn't slept since 3am. So 6.30am I told her again the time and now she wanted 15 more mins to sleep. So then she got up at 6.50am put on her makeup and left.
How in the hell she thinks this was worth £500 I do not know. For her £500 may be something she wipes her arse with in the morning. But for me £500 is an extreme amount of money. And this is what I got for it. Hence this review being posted now for it.
