Kendall of Illicit Liaisons Cardiff

[alphabetspagetti]

I had previously attempted to book Kendall without success. The agency has many girls on its site and most are usually unavailable. Can't grasp the logic as the lady is always fairly curt when asked about girls and if not available she could save herself a great deal of time by not carrying their profiles. I have thought had some great experiences here though also got in trouble with owner when walking once when lady booked clearly not the one advertised.
Kendalls profile looks great but I proceeded with some caution.
It transpired I needn't have worried. It would seem that Kendall had thought about starting some time ago but got cold feet. Her profile had though remained on the site and no doubt owner has had frequent enquiries that have been fobbed off one way or another.
Anyway, usual flat and I arrived on time.
Door answered by lady that was the photographed one, long blonde hair, great legs and facially pretty, not stunning but pretty. Good skin and sparkling blue eyes for those interested.
Kendall was nervous either because of newness or because owner had warned her I might walk, who knows.
Realised that I would need to relax her and hopefully did that. She wore a long floaty black lace thing and she carried herself as if slightly unconfident of her body. I didn't find anything she should be hiding and she had generous boobs and trim. A slightly uncared for not shaven recently lady area which didn't tconcern me but not the freshly shaveness the youngsters automatically present with these days.
Once we got underway, Kendall unleashed a willingness to satisfy and be satisfied that is rare.
She had already climaxed a number of times before I asked her about anal. She said she hadnt done a until let second booking and that she liked it. She was already very wet and with no lube required at all on I went and kendall loved it. I think it was the first time I have experienced a woman climax from anal only. There was no clit playing just penetrative and enthusiastic encouragement from kendall.
We moved around and filled the time with all sorts of positions.
The only disappointment was that the promised cim finish was half a job as kendall gagged and spluttered on my boys at the crucial time. She endeared herself greatly with her apology and promises that she would be better next time and make it up to me!
In hindsight her nerves likely added to the experience though I'm glad I made her settle to enjoy or it could have been very different.

[vw]

You forgot the link for the 9th time , clearly you can you managed in your 2nd review.

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Glad you had a good time, did she talk much about her painting? 

[alphabetspagetti]

No, no painting chat. Is she a decorator or an artist?

[vw]

No, no painting chat. Is she a decorator or an artist?

Her pimp said her hobby is painting on the website, must attract punters, i have no idea why.

[alphabetspagetti]

None the wiser. Apologies I can't illuminate any more.

[wanchor]

Thank you blueeyedboy for this review. You also recently reviewed Jess from Portfolio. Which of the two SP's is the prettiest?

[alphabetspagetti]

Jess

[wanchor]

Thanks.

[Melfort212]

Glad you had a good time.

She looks tall in her photos, I notice it says 5'6" on her profile, is this correct?

Might be one I may try and see.

You are right the woman on the phone can be curt (I had to look it up) at times, and yes they should try and update the website more often as most the girls aren't available most the time. I think for most of them it is just a sideline to their usual life/income.

[mrdiamond77]

Glad you had a good time blueeyedboy.   

[ampersand]

The agency has many girls on its site and most are usually unavailable. .............

It would seem that Kendall had thought about starting some time ago but got cold feet. Her profile had though remained on the site and no doubt owner has had frequent enquiries that have been fobbed off one way or another.

An indie girl I saw a while ago told me that she had signed up with this agency some time before.  She did very little with them because the owner kept making bookings for her when she was unavailable due to her civvy job. Apparently, some months later her photos were still on the website (I looked at the time, but could not work out which ones were hers - an indication that they may be misleading .....)!!!

[scutty brown]

.........She had already climaxed a number of times before I asked her about anal. She said she hadnt done a until let second booking and that she liked it. She was already very wet and with no lube required at all on I went and kendall loved it. I think it was the first time I have experienced a woman climax from anal only. There was no clit playing just penetrative and enthusiastic encouragement from kendall.
We moved around and filled the time with all sorts of positions................

"She had already climaxed a number of times" - sounds like bollox, unless he's gods gift.......
" I asked her about anal. She said she hadnt done a until let second booking and that she liked it. She was already very wet and with no lube required at all" - so what was her ass wet with? Shit?  Sounds like more bollox. I find it hard to believe that an anal near-virgin is going to let you ream her ass without lube

Sorry, but I trust these reports of girls from Illicit as little as I trust the Portfolio ones

[vw]

I find it hard to believe that an anal near-virgin is going to let you ream her ass without lube

Being objective OP could be really small. 

[scutty brown]

Being objective OP could be really small.

But if that were true she wouldn't have had all those climaxes......of course she could be a good faker
Or he might be confused

[slimboyo]

Sorry, but I trust these reports of girls from Illicit as little as I trust the Portfolio ones

As the chances of you ever booking a girl from either are ludicrously small, whether you trust them or not is a bit moot. As for the multiple orgasm thing, it's entirely feasible for a girl to do this.  Last time I visited Moorish Melissa she must have squirted 4 or 5 times during the booking, and that you can't fake.  Damn near drowned when she came while I was licking her out! 

[Hank Marvin]

Being objective OP could be really small.

If you are going troll a thread, then this is how you should do it. Makes me laugh and I am pretty sure VW wouldn't be offended by the OP saying "fuck off you cheeky bastard"

Now the other comments are a waste of time. Nothing of value added, no experience or reviews of girls in the region and definitely lacking any guile whatsoever.

[scutty brown]

As the chances of you ever booking a girl from either are ludicrously small, whether you trust them or not is a bit moot. As for the multiple orgasm thing, it's entirely feasible for a girl to do this.  Last time I visited Moorish Melissa she must have squirted 4 or 5 times during the booking, and that you can't fake.  Damn near drowned when she came while I was licking her out!

She literally tried to piss him off and he didn't take the hint!

[Hank Marvin]

She literally tried to piss him off and he didn't take the hint!

I feel embarrassed for you with this comment. Try a bit harder or perhaps see if it goes down better in another area.

[scutty brown]

I feel embarrassed for you with this comment. Try a bit harder or perhaps see if it goes down better in another area.

I feel embarrassed for him: the girl was pissing in his mouth and he didn't understand what she what she was doing.
He must be retarded

[Hank Marvin]

The barbs are getting lamer by the minute. By the time the OP bothers reading this back you may well be totally flaccid.

[slimboyo]

I feel embarrassed for him: the girl was pissing in his mouth and he didn't understand what she what she was doing.
He must be retarded

You've obviously never made a girl squirt before.  Those of us that have can tell the difference.   

[scutty brown]

You've obviously never made a girl squirt before.  Those of us that have can tell the difference.   

I've seen women who are liars, and fools who believe them.
Also I've seen men who are self-deluded

[charlie-mott]

You've obviously never made a girl squirt before.  Those of us that have can tell the difference.   

It's probably all in the mind. There have been several studies of girls who squirt and every one (that I've seen) comes back as urine.

[scutty brown]

It's probably all in the mind. There have been several studies of girls who squirt and every one (that I've seen) comes back as urine.

exactly my point

[vw]

It's probably all in the mind. There have been several studies of girls who squirt and every one (that I've seen) comes back as urine.

Info about a few of the studies.

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however there has not been enough research to be conclusive as not really important, but most likely urine.

[slimboyo]

It's probably all in the mind. There have been several studies of girls who squirt and every one (that I've seen) comes back as urine.

In the mind? How so?  And I think you'll find urine has a definitive smell and taste, and would be instantly recognisable as such. 

[slimboyo]

exactly my point

You don't have a point, you're pointless 

[np500]

Darby shire princess has squired in my mouth a few times, as did a couple of others, it's not piss , it's sweet and sticky, nothing like piss.

[vw]

Darby shire princess has squired in my mouth a few times, as did a couple of others, it's not piss , it's sweet and sticky, nothing like piss.

strawberry lube and piss!   

Science confirms it.

[np500]

I fucking loved it, she's back next week , but I have to miss out this time due  to bookings  ! It's a Hard life .

[charlie-mott]

Women were asked to provide a urine sample. An ultrasound scan of their pelvis confirmed that their bladder was completely empty. The women then stimulated themselves through masturbation or with a partner until they were close to having an orgasm – which took between 25 and 60 minutes.

A second pelvic ultrasound was then performed just before the women climaxed. At the point of orgasm, the squirted fluid was collected in a bag and a final pelvic scan performed.

Even though the women had urinated just before stimulation began, the second scan – performed just before they climaxed – showed that their bladder had completely refilled. Each woman’s final scan showed an empty bladder, meaning the liquid squirted at orgasm almost certainly originated from the bladder.

A chemical analysis was performed on all of the fluid samples. Two women showed no difference between the chemicals present in their urine and the fluid squirted at orgasm.

The other five women had a small amount of prostatic-specific antigen (PSA) present in their squirted fluid – an enzyme not detected in their initial urine sample, but which is part of the “true” female ejaculate.

Basically you get a tiny amount of true ejaculate mixed with a face full of piss.

[charlie-mott]

But it's safe and if it turns you on, who cares what it is.

[scutty brown]

.........Each woman’s final scan showed an empty bladder, meaning the liquid squirted at orgasm almost certainly originated from the bladder.

So just as I said, the girl was pissing in fatboyo's mouth and he didn't know

[np500]

Not bothered, it's great fun, no one died, ( as far as I know )

[Husqvarna360]

The sad Imigos are again on with negativity wherever they comment, i really feel for these guys about their mind state but also feel that they have such a negative outlook in life in many respects shown here but the sad part is their negativity is draining the Welsh region and that is a shame because there are many great guys here who offer great reviews and comment.... There's a balance to see throughout whiners on times but for me genuine guys who offer factual feedback that benefit this forum are the quality guys we want, the 3 continuous negative downers mean nothing to me but I hope it won't stop the factual feedback and reviews from the genuine guys in the Welsh region.

Whether it's independent, parlour or agency just keep it real and honest and don't let the negative guys stop,you from reviewing. 

[charlie-mott]

Not bothered, it's great fun, no one died, ( as far as I know )

Great outlook again Red. Maybe you should try watersports next time.... Keep pushing through those boundaries.

[vw]

Great outlook again Red. Maybe you should try watersports next time.... Keep pushing through those boundaries.

Or duo watersports on him!   

[np500]

Great outlook again Red. Maybe you should try watersports next time.... Keep pushing through those boundaries.

Done that, over me cock in the shower you understand, very unique sensation, only done the once, would definitely do that again, so long as not in the facial region, I do have standards I'll have you know !

[Hank Marvin]

The sad Imigos are again on with negativity wherever they comment, i really feel for these guys about their mind state but also feel that they have such a negative outlook in life in many respects shown here but the sad part is their negativity is draining the Welsh region and that is a shame because there are many great guys here who offer great reviews and comment.... There's a balance to see throughout whiners on times but for me genuine guys who offer factual feedback that benefit this forum are the quality guys we want, the 3 continuous negative downers mean nothing to me but I hope it won't stop the factual feedback and reviews from the genuine guys in the Welsh region.

Whether it's independent, parlour or agency just keep it real and honest and don't let the negative guys stop,you from reviewing. 

+1

[Grumpy Pumpy]

I've found the WS/squirting aspect of this thread informative. I love a squirter, with Melissa one of my particular favourites. I've also documented my kinkier side and am occasionally partial to watersports.

So, whilst I'm not squeamish at all about what the "ejaculate" contains, it's still interesting. As VW says, I'm not sure there is enough evidence at present. Be a hell of PhD project for some nerdy science student though 

On a more general note, It's very apparent now that there are some entrenched and differing views amongst individual posters. If we don't like a view, or particularly if we challenge the facts, then everyone is entitled to comment. But surely, incessant comments, back on fore, on the same points, serves no purpose at all? All we get is pages of futile argument, eventually resulting in the thread being locked. And absolutely no-one has benefited. And benefiting each other is, ultimately, what this site is about

I've never been on an Internet forum before and I know I'm being naive, but, could we just stop winding each other up and re-hashing unwinnable arguments?

[np500]

And on multiple threads  if it was on one thread, as was , then locked , you can ignore it if you choose, got no chance on here as the moment , slightest thing said and  thread fucked .

[vw]

I've never been on an Internet forum before and I know I'm being naive, but, could we just stop winding each other up and re-hashing unwinnable arguments?

there are supposedly much worse forums and most are not as well managed TBH and others have an agenda and too many rules.

Nobody wins anyway, the forum never declares a winner, not that i have noticed.   

[scutty brown]

And on multiple threads  if it was on one thread, as was , then locked , you can ignore it if you choose, got no chance on here as the moment , slightest thing said and  thread fucked .

The problem is.......there are multiple reviews which are, or look to be, bogus, and each need to be nailed as and when they appear. That's why multiple threads are affected: multiple fake reviews

[np500]

The problem is.......there are multiple reviews which are, or look to be, bogus, and each need to be nailed as and when they appear. That's why multiple threads are affected: multiple fake reviews

I've only visited the once and very enjoyable it was, your more than welcome to join me on my next visit when I book Chloe, no joining in mind, then you can do a review !

[bastogne]

melissa doesnt fake orgasm , i have seen plenty of cum faces in my time and her eyes do somersaults in the eye socket when she cums 

[Devon Maverick]

There is another point scutty brown sometimes there are multiple reviews on a girl because a few of the 'regulars' on here visit and review her!! A couple of names recently spring to mind! One of which is mentioned by a poster on here!

Another point is I have yet to see a negative recently In which anyone has called  into question a recent postive recommendation with either any physical or service provided differences to what has been said !

I think overall the guys here do give good own opinion advice which quite often is followed up on by others. That isn't to say fake reviews would never happen but again in my own humble opinion there is far more good than any bad on the Welsh Boards. Which is why I prefer this one even though flitting between Bristol and Cardiff on my travels!

[vw]

Another point is I have yet to see a negative recently In which anyone has called  into question a recent postive recommendation with either any physical or service provided differences to what has been said !

Fear of upsetting the mob maybe, the way most are so uptight and defensive about this pimp possibly puts off negatives and disagreements.

Could explain why some members are not vet descriptive and others think everyone is beautiful. Thanks for the help and open mind Devon.   

[scutty brown]

There is another point scutty brown sometimes there are multiple reviews on a girl because a few of the 'regulars' on here visit and review her!!

Problem with that though it there's the possibility of developing a herd mentality in which people say whats expected and ignore the reality. Also the concern isn't so much of multiple reviews over a few girls, but so many positives over all of the girls, which statistically seems a nonsense

[np500]

Problem with that though it there's the possibility of developing a herd mentality in which people say whats expected and ignore the reality. Also the concern isn't so much of multiple reviews over a few girls, but so many positives over all of the girls, which statistically seems a nonsense

You have to realize that although this region ( Wales ) covers the whole of Wales, there are probably only 20 - 30 guys around cardiff with a few dotted around that contribute regularly the rest lerk or have no idea of this site, so when we share our positive experiences, most of us want a taste , we have some great girls here, not loads, some, a lot of girls from here give it up or travel as the number of punters is not that high,  carmen,  kandice for e.g. Only by living and breathing the punting scene in any area can you understand the dynamics of that area, all the regions operate on different levels, the only thing we moan about is the high prices, but we wouldn't go if thay were shit, hence we all have the positively reviews girls on our h l, and thay have not let me down yet.

[scutty brown]

You have to realize that although this region ( Wales ) covers the whole of Wales, there are probably only 20 - 30 guys around cardiff with a few dotted around that contribute regularly the rest lerk or have no idea of this site, so when we share our positive experiences, most of us want a taste , we have some great girls here, not loads, some, a lot of girls from here give it up or travel as the number of punters is not that high,  carmen,  kandice for e.g. Only by living and breathing the punting scene in any area can you understand the dynamics of that area, all the regions operate on different levels, the only thing we moan about is the high prices, but we wouldn't go if thay were shit, hence we all have the positively reviews girls on our h l, and thay have not let me down yet.

Understood, but the corollory is that it becomes much easier for a small number of people to subvert the forum, which is what I - and others - believe happened