West Ham massage TOFTT - poor experience

[Parking]

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These areas I normally wouldn't go near (rough areas in east London e.g. plaistow, Stratford etc) but today I thought I'll give it a go.

COMMS: all by text, some broken english but easy enough to make a booking.

LOCATION: less than 5 mins drive from west ham station, on a 1 way street, plenty of on street parking spaces . Not sure if it has restricted parking I didn't check as it's Sunday today.

FLAT: whole street of terraced houses facing each other, not so discreet on the weekends as some neighbours are outside chilling. Flight of stairs on ground floor that leads upstairs to all the rooms. Basic deco, more of a council house in the slums.

THE GIRL: there's at least 3 girls working in the flat, the one I had spoke no english at all, only the basic 'please turn around', 'you ok?'. Looked in her late 20s, red highlights, facially ok to be fair, when disrobed flat tyres drop out but thong stayed on throughout. Didn't bother asking her name, before we started she got her flat mate who spoke good english to ask me what I wanted. It was £70 for massage and £20 extra for blowjob and mumbled something else, fuck that I'm not risking catching stuff in this shit hole.

SERVICE: a joke - couldn't worse than Emily girlfriend though. Stated b2b by text but it was no b2b, only topless just stroking my back and bum nothing else. Asked to turn over and straight to slow HJ, she sat very far away from me so I couldn't touch her. Although quiet but smiled throughout, I couldn't wait to get out.

CONS: the massage was done on the bed with no towel or paper, just as it is - serious hygiene problem. No shower offered at any point.

Lastly the girl should have led me out the door but made me take the lead then reached the top of the stairs we heard the front door shut. She let out an expression like 'oh shit' as she realised a customer had entered and we unavoidably met face to face on the stairs

On the other hand the third girl I saw who let in that customer had fucking huge tits bouncing up and down climbing up the stairs

I'll stick to my £100 an hour massages in the city with my regulars, not much success trying new places.

[punk]

Sounds like a total waste of time and money.

For £90 you could have had the full works some where else.

[Parking]

Sounds like a total waste of time and money.

For £90 you could have had the full works.

It was a waste of time and money so I just went for the massage for £70 which was shit.

[cigano8]

Sounded really bad! Sorry to hear mate.

It is a bit of a mixed bag and it's not an exact science but when I do a gumtree massage booking, I always check for phone number online and whatsapp to see a pic and figure out if pimped or independent. (The Roma types often have the same facial look and poses)
And most importantly call before booking to get a better idea of the service!

[Parking]

I do the same checks and I had a feeling there will be more than one girl in the flat as they had more than one gumtree ad with the same number.

I've never been to this type of set up before, I normally go for independents but on a Sunday I had limited choices so went for this lot.

Lately Alina in chingford has been fully booked all the time and as for Emy in whitechapel, the days I enquired she told me she was closed for the day . It's been quite hard trying to catch either one, I am yet to visit Emy but now I got another one on my HL which is Alicia in Angel Islington thanks to galloways for reporting back on Alicia.

[spursy100]

West Ham will always let you down

[Parking]

West Ham will always let you down

Tell me about it, evident something else took over my brain for the day

[Dannyboy20073]

West Ham will always let you down

Well.... they definitely let you down year ... I wonder if the massage will put the pressure on which you are so use too fella