Author Topic: not so LOVELY IVY Brentford......pretty face ugly lazy sc**k  (Read 3180 times)


5 review(s) for LovelyIvy (0 positive, 1 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline dubhcarr

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Have seen Ivys profile and read poor reviews but after punting her flatmate Kim some time ago wanted to try Ivy as I thought I couldn't get any worse than Kim...but as usual I was very wrong.

Expectation: none really you know the score with these young Romanians

Comms: good by txt £70 30 min/100 per hour so I booked 30 min for 70 Lizzies at 5hrs notice.

The venue: nice apartment by Brentford basin square with restaurants hairdressers etc car park opposite at circa £3 for duration

The Girl: pretty 7-8 crooked white teeth size 6 5'6" natural 30c tits orange hair distant attitude

Services:??????..........RO.............

The meet: arrived on time made to wait 10 mins and bussed through to 3rd floor flat...another guy was getting off here looked like resident so took the lift to F4 and walked back down the stairs. Entered took shoes off a hi from Ivy who was dressed in a bra knicks set and gown. Shower paperwork done chat couple of mins go down on sweet tiny puss tongue and finger outside combo to big O. She was very wet and I was looking forward to sex. However she seemed annoyed that I made her cum and wiped her pussy and I laid on bed and asked for BJ to which she made a half hearted attempt to get Bod Mhor into her mouth and then refused. He wasn't even aroused at this point and she refused again after another request for a BJ which was covered (if had happened) After a couple of humfs from her she then said you only have two mins at that point I was about 15 mins out of the shower so I said I had more time so get on with the service please then she refused again at which point I dressed and left....Fkk the money I don't care about that but I had to leave before I regretted anything other that the meet.

Conclusion: obviously I was annoyed but putting this to one side I cant remember any SP I have visited being more lazy and calculating. She has a routine I suspect which is just to lie there and take it reluctantly (from other reviewers) but there is absolutely no interaction and the time with her is asexual and I think she wants it this way and run out time with close eye on the clock. She is a greedy lazy girl who I suspect has conned many guys out of their hard earned by not putting a shift in. She is from the stable who runs

sweetcute babe (Tina)
Pretty Zasha
Tiny Kim
Mimi 19
Raisa

etc etc I have visited all these girls who give a limited service but at least get on with the job and make sure you get a result (sort of) I was thinking of visiting some again but Ivy has ensured that I wont spend any more of my hard earned in their direction. Nice job Ivy..

The evening wasn't a disaster as I called plan B but she got a harder Fkk than usual to burn off the annoyance. YHB can read and act as you please I have punted three times since Ivy and the contrast between them is immense so I have learnt this lesson.

This wee skank is taking the piss and farming enough money from gobbsmakked punters who want to be with a young thing to make a great living. As usual...

Happy punting   :music:



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Offline Bassman

Thanks for reviewing. But, you had a bad experience with her flat mate, negative reviews on here, and you still decided to punt with her. Why? Is it a convenient location or something? I can't see any reason to try her out.

There is no way on this earth I would let anyone rip me off or try to and not get my money back, I don't care how little it is. You basically paid to give her a service! Even worse.

You should've know better man.

Offline dubhcarr

yeh this is a regret but no excuses.........curiosity and failure to believe that it could be worse than Kim....Kim was clueless but at least delivered a passable 69 BJ and Fkk.......location is not too bad but I punt a wide variety of SP's so not always the safe or logical.....I didn't go in here with my eyes shut but was surprised just how bad.........lesson learnt and as stated above I will not spend on any of this crew or any of the replacements that follow.....too much choice out there.....

Offline lovemachine

shame about the shit punt. I have also seen girls that you have a reasonable idea it will not be great but somehow you think it cant be that bad either but is. Curiosity and optimism.

Offline dubhcarr

shame about the shit punt. I have also seen girls that you have a reasonable idea it will not be great but somehow you think it cant be that bad either but is. Curiosity and optimism.

Yeh I think we all have and as The Don says ymmv so nothing is fixed..but saying that this is my worst punt ever..we all buy the pro$$is time but the unwritten contract is that they provide a sexual service to conclusion. With this skank nothing of the sort as experienced...

Offline Tonyleung

Thanks for the review, Dub. I have most of this group on my blacklist just so that I am not tempted to see them.

Offline dubhcarr

Thanks for the review, Dub. I have most of this group on my blacklist just so that I am not tempted to see them.

wise man...... :thumbsup:

Offline dubhcarr

see this one is now on holiday........maybe time off will freshen up her attitude........probably not......

Offline punk

Unfortunately with most Romanians you are throwing your money away.

Offline dubhcarr

Unfortunately with most Romanians you are throwing your money away.

Yeh Mr P you are so right finally I learned my lesson

Offline dubhcarr

See this little skank is back from holiday...no doubt more lazy unenthusiastic limited service....waste of money...

Offline punk

See this little skank is back from holiday...no doubt more lazy unenthusiastic limited service....waste of money...

Punters might as well thrown the money at here and walk out  :rolleyes:

Offline aanimator

Thanks for the review, I completely understand why you saw her, as I would have too, regardless of her shit reviews.
If a girl is really my type, even with bad reviews, I stupidly think I can just pump and dump, but it seems that  with Ivy and some others, even that may not be possible. These chicks piss me off.