Visited Veronika Yoga earlier this week on a weekday at one of her ‘off-peak’ times. Following the lead from VerbalTick. Thought it important to leave a review as the place seems to have evolved since last commented upon.
External Link/Members OnlyComms 10/10Reached out to Veronika originally on a Sunday by text, she responded in around 2-3 hrs. Comm’s were clear and good. Spent a bit of back n forth sorting out the service and price but eventually reached agreement and decided to give her a try. I had asked for the Fit Chick via her website (given the better earlier review) but Veronika did not check on this and connect the dots. My bad, I was not clear to mention this in the text exchanges.
V wanted to charge me £150 for 60min. I told her others had received 90mins for £160 so I would respectfully decline. She ultimately agreed to the lower price. Don’t expect a repeat.
Location 10/10The premises is a residential apartment at 142 Union Street. Very good location, close to Southwark Tube with handy cafes nearby to wait in if your timing is off a little. Nice apartment although it’s clear this is a “place of business” as soon as you walk in. Despite being a new build (building) the internals (carpet, washrooms) need a detailed and thoughtful clean up. The place is looking a little worn due to heavy use. The place reminds me more of a traditional punt, not the advertised higher end venue.
Girl 8/10Veronika is in mid pregnancy and is about to go back to Czech Rep for a “holiday” (does she think I’m stupid?). We didn’t discuss this, but the bullshit was obvious. She is not a fit yoga person as far as I can tell. I’ve met others that do yoga regularly and toned is a natural consequence of regular workouts and I don’t think yoga is for pussies at all. If she’s serious about yoga she’s taken it very easy lately and needs to amp it up as soon as she pops the kid out. That said, I know others that do yoga who love the fact they can keep it up during pregnancy so I suspect ‘Veronikas Yoga’ is quite possibly a more traditional ‘rub n tug’ than her website would suggest. Perhaps this is just a natural evolution of any similar service provider.
I found her to be ‘going through the motions’ but still quite pleasant. No “connection” which I was a little disappointed in (expectations too high perhaps). She is about 5ft, 8 or 9” and attractive when she smiles.
Meeting 5/10I thought another punter was at the main door as I approached, so I walked on by. On returning, as I walked back along the front of the building I past a small street level, secluded balcony which I later assessed is a part of the apartment V occupies. Both girls V and (I believe) “The Fit Chick” were on the balcony talking. I only caught a glimpse of the blonde hair but she seemed more attractive.
Arrived on time, no problem getting in, flat is easy to find up a small set of stairs. V asked me to take off my shoes as soon as I entered and then led me into the room. Carpeted room, dim, with ensuite bathroom. 2 yoga mats and worn lime green towels on them in front of a bank of mirrors leaning against the wall. The mattress comes out later.
As I was leaving I saw the other carpeted room set up for massage with a thick doona / thin mattress on the floor ready to go. No Yoga mats hence my thoughts that yoga is possibly now only a side business as she possibly has a stable of regulars.
Once I was checked into my room, door closed and directed to disrobe, I could immediately hear Fit Chick moving about the apartment. Her name is Vicky if I remember correctly.
Anyway 45min of soft yoga follows with both of us naked. V’s quick to get undressed and offer a glass of water. Baby bump was a real distraction but the swelled tits was a nice balancing factor. We touched a few times in about 3 or 4 of the many positions but I never really got hard during the 45min yoga at all. Did work up a little sweat though. Pleasant enough experience but I was probably hoping for more of a connection with the girl and some naughty / teasing play etc. . alas it wasn’t to be. The yoga itself was not hard, quite basic.
Massage was done after a quick shower while V removed the yoga mats and set up the doona / thin mattress.
I can’t say V is a talented masseuse. Her strokes are not very ‘sensual’ but she is effective in getting you horny. Plenty of oil on back, legs and frequent play around bum. When she eventually reaches under she does a strange pumping action on the base of the little man and sack – weird and ineffective. Her breathing / moans are overdone / faked poorly unfortunately. In general, her heart was not in this. After the flip she was a little too focussed on getting the main job finished. It was not long before she climbed onto / beside me in a close oily embrace, stroking and pulling at the man, which worked a treat. I was not going to delay this, I was sure if I held back it would never happen at all. Shame
Everything was on offer to touch, respectful touching of her minge, but she did not get wet at all. Her nipples were very sensitive but her large breasts were otherwise fine to play with. For a while there she mimicked a bit of a tit fuck, once I had flipped but again, lacklustre performance.
Cost £££ I paid £160 for 90min but this was not what she was prepared to continue with. She had expected £150 for 60min but when I mentioned my “friend” and the price she agreed to let me try. Punters should not expect the pricing advertised in this forum earlier. £50 for the hand job seems to be her flat fee>
Overall 6/10An above average venue and location are a definite plus. But the fact of the matter is she has been at this a while, is about to have a child and while wanting to keep the business up and running, her hearts not in it. She said the Fit Chick and another girl will be running things while she is away.
I’m a little dirty that this more expensive punt was as medicore as it turned out. I was not impressed and won’t be returning. Nice enough girl but I expected more for the investment. Perhaps she just didn’t like me, go figure.
