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External Link/Members OnlyI still have nightmares about this punt.
Plan A failed so I looked to see who was available and Hayley came up. I was thinking with my dick, so I phoned her and made a booking. She was very helpful and eloquent on the phone and gave good directions in a very patient manner.
Upon arrival I should have just legged it. She is a monster. And on top of that, she - for some reason I will never fathom - thinks she is fit. En route to her flat I saw her neighbours and they saw me. She said they know what she does and they're fine with it.
She is an old Welsh bird. I'd say she's about 50. She would have been unattractive at 18 so you can imagine what we're talking about here. She had an old black and white porn video on in the room. She kept trying to kiss me which almost made me vomit. She is obviously very proud of her tits; she asked me if I thought they were real or fake (they're real, but I don't give a shit).
I don't know why I fucked her but I did. I didn't enjoy it; in fact, I was repulsed. She kept calling me a 'filthy bitch' and stuff like that. 'Fuck me, you fucking filthy bitch' etc. I eventually asked if I could come on her tits, as that would have been preferable to fucking her and I could imagine she was someone else. She told me it would cost extra! I've read that she says this about various services during sex in order to get more money out of people.
Avoid.
