OK ain't been reviewing for a while as I have been seeing the same 2 girls when the need arises, despite what some on here think when you get past 45 the sap still rises from time to time. Both the girls I see have 'retired', and now only see a few trusted regulars so no point in me reviewing them as no way any new punter can book.
To get to the matter in hand, last week had an awfy dose o' the horn and both my go tos are on hols so trawl AW and see this one
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only Stonking galleries and Nationality - British and does all I require, so that's all good then.
Try phoning, no answer, but a minute later txt inviting booking by this method. Never was happy booking this way as always like to speak to them when possible but not the first time I have so go ahead, and get assurances that all is as it says on the AW profile. Book for later that evening and do my usual jump in shower mouthwash etc. just B4 I leave the house.
Up to that well kent block of flats over the hill on Bath Street. Entry no prob, go in the flat and it's the girl in the pics but they are a few years old maybe 10 and a few lbs, not many but some. However she is still quite tasty with a figure within the acceptable range so go for it and hand over the wonga. Then she opens her mouth and why no phone call becomes evident, she's as British as Bucharest and it goes downhill from there. No kissing, no touching her,there or anywhere, nothing without rubber. No speaka Englis, No No what AW page is! No unnastan text message.
At this point I am fucking well pissed off and inform her, in my best sergeant major voice, that if my cash is not back in my tiny paw by the time I am dressed she, her neighbours and everybody else in the building will be hearing my displeasure, she obviously understands this much Englis. To my surprise as I am getting dressed she throws the money on the bed whilst gibbering in what I take it was Romanian into her phone.
To hopefully stop any meeting with Sergi & co. on my way out I inform her that any such encounter will result in her next visitor being dressed in blue.
By the time I'm back in the car all the adrenalin added to the other has me with a dose of the horn like nobodies business but thankfully got a later meeting with a right raver, who I will now revue, so not a complete washout in fact finished a good night.
Her profile is now saying 'last day' suggest you leave it at that. AVOID.
