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External Link/Members OnlyNegative due to a lack of anything that resembled enthusiasm. Feel free to read on for more details.
30mins £60 this week.
Comms and location
Spoke to the maid who said Kate was free at 11am which suited me fine. It was just after 10am which gave me just enough time to get over there. Got sent the postcode on the way, Chinatown and parked in a nearby secure car park £2 for one hour and no more than 60 seconds away, not too far from the Hippodrome, I'm sure some will know the area. Called once outside the apartments and the maid got me through the tricky key coded door and good instructions to the correct lift.
The Girl
Hid behind the door as many do, definitely the girl in the pictures. Nice looking, perhaps not quite as pretty as her photos may suggest. Wearing some nice black underwear but no kiss hello which was disappointing and a sign of things to come. Handed over the cash and unusually instead of being asked if I wanted a shower I just got told "there's the bathroom" and given a towel.
Sevice
Once I'd used the typically crappy shower I went into the bedroom and Kate was waiting in there and the first thing out of her mouth was that she'd just woken up and had only had time for a quick shower herself, "oh joy" I thought. She then proceeded to walk to the other side of the bed, remove her underwear and lie down.
So I'm left standing there with the bath towel still wrapped around me and can see straight away that this may not be the punt I hoped for. I suppose with a bit more courage I could have asked for the money back and walked but I just thought I'd stay and empty my balls. I climbed onto the bed and lay down next to her, we had some nice FK bit not DFK and straight away I notice her breathe isn't particularly fresh. I start to kiss her tits which are small and soft but nice enough and there's not much response so I move further down and she's still just lying there like a bloody corpse.
I sure by now you've realised there's been no mention of oral, that's because at no time was it offered. I always shower before leaving home and give my tackle an extra wash once on location so consider myself to be super clean, not that she would have noticed anyway as her mouth never went anywhere near the old chap. (Note: I'm not the type to say suck this and do that)
As it was going from bad to worse and I feared losing my mojo I thought I should ask for condom but no need, before you could say " what a shit punt" she was reaching into the bedside table for one and duly popped it on me.
Torn between getting my monies worth and getting the hell away from the girl we stopped in missionary, god forbid she'd have to move, and I rammed her as hard as I could and emptied my sack. I'm not sure who got up and dressed quickest me or her. She went off to the bathroom and by the time she was back I was dressed and ready to go.
When my feet hit the pavement it was 11:18.
Pros
Pretty girl
Nice figure
I emptied my balls
I only wasted £60
I only wasted 30mins with her (well 18mins to be precise)
Cons
I wasted £60
I wasted 30mins (see above)
The lack of enthusiasm, oral, fresh breathe and anything that would resemble a half decent punt.
Apologies for missing out any other details.
Blackadder.
