Incall: 1 hour, £110
Location: Hebburn
External Link/Members OnlyHad a dreadful time with Summer and that is probably an understatement easily one of if not the worst punts I have ever had. Anything that could go wrong for me on this occasion pretty much did. First of all I was meant to have been seeing Pippa of Allure but was unable to get hold of the agency despite texting a couple of times and ringing so I found myself in need of a last minute replacement. Have never used Bonds in the past and had never really wanted to in all honesty having had clashed with them on here a couple of times in the past but noticed that Summer was down as working and liking the look of her thought why cut of my nose to spite my face so to speak.
Fired a text off to Bonds and got an almost instant reply and so had a booking set up for around an hours time. The comms with Bonds were very good and within minutes of the initial enquiry I had a booking confirmed and an address minus the flat number sent. Made my way to Hebburn and found there was ample places to park, there was a couple of people out and about as where the sat nav brings you is like an estate car park. The estate was a tad rough I have to say but I parked up none the less and text Bonds to say I had arrived. Another very fast reply came with the flat number and instructions to use the back door.
Made my way up the back of the flats which again which looked very rough. Found the correct number and there is like a back door/gate which brings you into the yard. When I entered the yard the back door of the flat was already open and I gave it a knock. A startled Summer appeared at the top of the stairs, 'Fucking hell you frightened the life out of me!" I thought well you must have been expecting me. First impressions of Summer were not that great with that welcome. She was wearing a bra and knickers set and also had a dressing gown on, facially she was not very attractive at all imo so much so I thought about walking there and then but thought I would give her a chance, the perv in me thinking well if she is not all that attractive she is bound to be filthy in the sack. Spoiler alert, I was wrong.
Anyway, before I could even enter the flat, not even sure if I should have as was yet to be invited inside this little dog game shooting down the stairs towards me. I was a little taken aback at first but it was friendly enough. Summer then in Benny Hill style began to chase the dog and try to put it out of the flat and into the yard which it was no happy with at all and when it was eventually put outside began barking like hell to be back in. Not very professional at all. Finally let up the stairs and into the flat which was very untidy and cluttered. Lead into the bedroom, I made my deposit, was offered a drink and accepted.
Took my shoes off and sat on the bed, Summer was not too long in returning. She sat well away from me and told me that all she offered was a standard GFE but that on meeting someone for the first time if they had booked for an hour like I did that we talked for 15 minutes first to get to know one another. Pure piss take, five minutes is ample time imo and she had already spent around that of my time chasing the bloody dog. She was not budging though and I was screwed anyway after already handing over the cash and I get the impression had I asked I was not getting it back so had to bite the bullet. For the majority of her 15 minutes of getting to know one an other she spend the most part pissing around with her phone including bring up her Bonds profile and showing it to me exclaiming, 'well I am not bisexual and I look fuck all like Ilsa Fisher'. She is not wrong about that second part! That said the pics in the Bonds site are her from what I can tell. She also during that time made a racial comment to me about a previous punter who had walked out just as quickly as they walked into her flat. I should have done the very same thing.
She tells me to get undressed which I do and she does the same. Tells me she is hot and a little bit sweaty and gets the deodorant out and sprays her pits. Nice! Trying to make the best out of what is a bad situation I go in for a kiss. Completely closed mouth peck on the limps which she seemed put out by and that turned out to be the closest I got to her face for the duration of the booking. Shall I suck your cock? Yes fucking please. Blowjob was OWO, it was bang average at best and Summer positioned herself away from me so as all I could see was the back of her head. I moved my hand towards her pussy and she says remember I don't like to be touched down there. Eh? You never told me that but whatever. I asked if we could go into 69, she had to pause and think about it before agreeing like she was doing me a favor. For some reason, I don't even want to think about why, she wiped her pussy with a baby wipe before moving into position. Clean shaven, and 'baby wipe' fresh. We did 69 for what felt like a minute at best before she told me she would get a condom.
Time for the 'main event'. Sex was only permitted in doggy style. I was getting the distinct impression now that she did not want to look at me throughout this booking. Knowing fine well it was not going to get any better I pumped and came I fast as I possibly could, I was not really enjoying myself in the slightest with this booking and despite her clearly fake moans now and then during the doggy she was not either. I did manage to cum and once I did she threw a couple of wipes at me to get cleaned up with which I did. She then got up and left the room telling me I could lie down for a bit if I wanted to. I just wanted to get dressed and get out of there as quickly as possible and that is exactly what I did. Checked the time when back in the car I had only been there for just over 35 minutes of an hour booking which in a nutshell went, 5mins her sorting her dog, 15 minutes getting to know each other 5ish mins OWO/69 and 5ish mins doggy with the rest of the time made up of getting dressed/undressed and walking to and from the car. She never felt at all put out with me leaving early either in fact I had to find her to tell her I was going as she had still not returned to the bedroom and she seemed happy I was going.
Extremely disappointing punt and had Summer been the very first escort I had seen when I took up this hobby then I would in all likely hood never have seen a second. I text Bonds right after telling them of my experience and was offered an apology and a discount from my next booking with them. I feel completely robbed and staying at home and having a wank would have been a whole lot cheaper and way more pleasurable than my time was with Summer.
Would I book again? Not in a million years.
Would I reccommend? Not at all, if anything I would warn off.
